Non-Canon Lewd Omake
Summary: Wilhelm managed to acquire the Bow of Auriel before Rin from Skyrim. Rin...really wants the bow and she's willing to trade something in particular for it. After a little back and forth, a deal is struck, and Artoria is happy with the results.
Warning: Blowjob, Handjob, Anal.
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"Alright I'm here." I stepped into the room – my bedroom, for some reason.
"Thank you for coming, Wilhelm." Artoria smiled politely, Rin was sitting next to her side, fidgeting a little as I glanced at her.
"So…..you want to talk about something…privately?" I asked.
"Rin wishes to speak with you about an important matter." Artoria nodded.
"Yeah….um.." She blushed a little for some reason. "Look, you got that bow, right? I want it."
"Auriel's Bow? The Divine Weapon of the head of the pantheon of Nirn? The one I got fair and square?"
"…..yes" She grumbled.
"I'm not going to deny you outright out of politeness. But in all honesty, I don't know if there's anything I would trade it –"
"My ass."
"…pardon?" I blinked in confusion.
"I will let you fuck my ass if you give me the bow."
I opened my mouth, but no words came out and abruptly shut it again.
"I believe you have rendered him speechless." Artoria looked weirdly amused.
"Pause, big pause!" I quickly forced some words out. "Before I even get into that – " I pointed towards Rin. "I would like to clarify that this isn't some kind of…..trap. No 'got you', hahaha or anything like that?"
"Rin and I spoke. I support any decision you make, however the negotiations are up to Rin." Artoria said calmly.
"Alright. Okay." That was a lot to process.
"So?" Rin huffed a little, a faint blush still present. "My ass for the bow."
"I have many questions before I even touch that topic. Like, what?"
"What? You're a pervert and a horndog." She retorted.
"I would not quite word it that way, but she isn't wrong. Your devil Nature does facilitate certain desires and you do a good job of not losing yourself to them. But you are certainly a very lustful person, and you have a penchant for greed. To overcome one, it is logical to offer the other such as this case." Artoria chimed in.
"….that's logical and a reasonable explanation." I begrudgingly admitted. "But how did you get straight to this point?"
"I want the bow, I don't want to give away my first time, so I asked Saber if you'd be into fucking my ass. Jinn isn't exactly subtle about how much you rail her in the butt." Rin shrugged.
"You're being very nonchalant about this."
"I'm a Magus, Schweinorg. If I can trade my ass getting pounded for a few hours in exchange for a Divine Construct, that's a deal anyone would take in my shoes." She said dryly. "Are you telling me that you wouldn't let Saber get her favorite strap on and have a go if it meant she'd give away one of hers?"
"That….is a fair point." I glanced at the blushing Artoria. "But I feel like I'm on the losing end of this exchange. Don't get me wrong, you have a nice ass and everything, but –"
"Want a sneak peek?" Rin responded, making my following words fizzle out.
"It is common for one to see what they are purchasing." Artoria once more commented on the negotiations. "Come, sit." She pat the bed next to her and I hesitantly sat down as Rin stood up.
She sauntered infront of me and bent right over, her black skirt flipped right over her butt so I could see everything. A pair of black frilly panties stretched around an admittedly big round butt. "How about it, Schweinorg? Just say the word, and you can fuck my fat ass until you're satisfied. I may not have the biggest boobs, but you can't deny that my ass is perfect."
"What do think?' Artoria asked. Well, she more than asked, her petite hand was grabbing at the inside of my thigh. "I can feel your erection, do you wish to take Rin up on her offer? I truly would not mind."
She didn't even wait for me to answer, instead, she fiddled with my zipper, pulling it down enough to pull my cock out. She looked at me with a warm smile, her hand gently moving up and down my member.
"S-saber, what're you doing!?" Rush squeaked out, looking back at us.
"Is something wrong?" She returned a confused look.
"Y-you're jerking him off!"
"Yes? This is hardly inappropriate given the circumstances." She tucked her hair behind her ear and kept her eyes locked with Rin as she lowered her head down, taking my tip into her mouth. "Mmmm." She made a small noise of contentment before letting go. "I do this quite often; you do not need to be alarmed." She continued to stare at Rin with her tongue running down my full length.
"That's not what I'm talking about!"
"Are you concerned that there will be nothing left for you? Do not worry, Rin, he can go many times in succession, I will give you an example." Artoria licked her lips and positioned herself over my throbbing cock and slowly lowered her head downwards. Inch by inch, she took it into her mouth and kept going until my cock disappeared entirely down her throat.
"Artoria—" I breathed out, grabbing the back of her head and pushing her down as much as I could. She had gotten very skilled at this over time.
"Gulghk gulghk" My cock pulsed inside her, my hips shuddered, and I let everything out I had. She continued to lightly bob her head back and forth. She swallowed everything dutifully and I could Rin watch with rapt attention. "Haaaah." She let out a panted breath, my cock sliding out of her throat. Once more, she grabbed hold of my shaft, pumping it a few times. "See, Rin? He is still fully erect after ejaculating."
"Y-you…..you swallowed it?" Rin whispered, inching closer. "And you took this huge thing all the way down your throat." She nervously swallowed, her face hanging only a few inches away from my cock.
"Yes, Yasaka was gracious enough to teach me how to properly pleasure his penis with my mouth and throat. And I partake often as I quite enjoy the taste." She smiled beautifully, contradicting the completely sexual situation that was currently happening with her hand still pumping me without pause. "Did you watch carefully, Rin? If you are going to fulfill your end of the deal, you will be required to take his full length inside of your anus."
"…..I didn't think he was this big." She admitted shyly= but resolved herself.. "But I'm no quitter. How about Schweinorg? You wanna tap out after one round with Saber, or do you want to go where no one's gone before?" She gave her own ass a slap and I was almost hypnotized as it jiggled infront of me. "I'm an innocent catholic girl, offering you my virgin ass. I've never even played with my ass before, it's all yours to break."
"Trying to tempt my devil side….that's cheating." I gulped, as she thumbed the band of her panties, sliding them every so slightly down. "….but I don't think this is a fair trade."
"Really? You make me watch Saber deepthroat your cock and you're going to back out?" She huffed.
"I never said I was backing out, I just said it wasn't fair." I countered. And for added effect, I began undoing Artoria' buttons on her blouse. I only got through one before she also began assisting.
Rin turned a brighter shade of red, her eyes fixated on Artoria.
I was more than aware that Rin was Bi-sexual, and Artoria was extraordinarily beautiful.
Artoria unfasted all her buttons, and pulled off the blouse she normally wore, revealing a cute light-blue bra. She didn't need any cue to keep going either, with ease, she unlatched her own bra and gently dropped it to the ground. Her adorable nipples fully greeting us with her modest chest.
"Saber used to be too self-conscious to even change without the door being closed when it was just us. And now, she's showing off her tits without a second thought." Rin stared unblinkingly at her chest.
"Compared to the activities that Wilhelm uses my breasts for, this does not elicit embarrassment." Artoria said evenly.
"Jesus Christ, Schweinorg. What did you do to my sweet and innocent Saber?"
"What haven't I done to her?" Was a much better question. I guided Artoria's head back down onto my cock and she quickly began bobbing her head up and down again. I was content to let her go at her own pace while I played with her chest. "So, Rin. I don't think this little trade is fair." I spoke up again amidst Artoria's sucking noises.
"….what do you want?" Rin asked, though her attention was only half focused on me and the other half focused on Artoria, and I certainly could not blame her.
Well, this had taken a much different turn at this point.
"Do you think just one night, and only your ass is enough for a Divine weapon? I may be a horny devil, Rin, but just as you said, I'm pretty greedy. I'm not donating to a charity here."
I saw her bite her lip and fidget in place. "No way you're putting that thing inside my pussy. My ass is already going to be hurting afterwards and I know you wouldn't even use a condom."
"To be fair, there are contraceptive spells. And to call it a one in a million chance for pregnancy would be…generous at this point. But I'm not asking that, I'm saying that your one time use isn't good enough."
"Fine, how about a week. I'll let you fuck my ass every night for a week."
"You realize I can already have that with any of my other girls?"
"Rin, he speaks the truth." My cock popped out of Artoria's mouth. "We have no complaints about providing him with anal intercourse. If you wish to bargain for such a valuable item, you will need to offer something more significant." She went back down to working my member with her mouth.
"J-just tell me what you want!" Rin huffed. "You obviously want something, otherwise you'd just tell me 'no' at this point."
"I want your ass –"
"I already offered that!"
"Forever."
"W-what?" She stuttered out.
"I'll give you the bow, but in return, your ass will belong to me."
"I….you…." She mumbled incoherently. "What do you mean my ass will belong to you?" She asked after taking a moment to recover.
"Any time, any place, I can do whatever I want to your ass. It will be mine, regardless of anything else. If I tell you to bend over, you won't argue. You will pull your panties down, bend over, spread your cheeks, and dutifully wait for my cock."
"Y-y-you perverted Devil! Are you just going to fuck my ass in pubic and let everyone see me as a whore?"
"Technically, you are using your ass as a literal form of recompose." I pointed out, as to the literal definition of a 'whore'.
"Rin, you need not worry. Wilhelm does have a sense of propriety. Whenever I satisfy him in public, he makes sure that no one can see us through various means." Artoria attempted to reassure her.
Her mouth gaped slightly as she stared at Artoria. "You do it in public?....seriously?"
"Yes, it was embarrassing and difficult the first time. But there was an illusion over us so no one was able to see me fellate him. It was also quite invigorating to further touch myself while no one could perceive me."
"You turned saber into a pervert." Rin huffed.
"In comparison to the others, what we do is rather tame. If you desire to experience something more intense, I'm sure Wilhelm would not mind if you watched him and Venelana on some of their sexual escapades." Artoria offered.
"I-I don't want to know what Schweinorg and his grandmother get up to!"
"Are you sure? I enjoy watching them myself. They have helped me realize many sexual desires I did not know I had until recently."
"Gah! I can't believe this is happening. I'm watching Saber suck Schweinorg cock and now we're talking about what he and his grandmother get up to! And it turns out that my Saber is just as much of a sexual deviant as the literal Devil in the room!"
"Says the girl offering her literal ass in exchange for something." I once more pointed out.
Rin threw her arms up with a screech, then the next thing I knew she was jerking her panties downward and threw them at my face. "Fine! You want my ass that bad? Here it is, Schweinorg." She bent over again, this time, nothing blocking my view, her hands pulling her cheeks apart revealing that pink little rosebud. "My ass, whenever you want, but the Bow is mine."
"….deal." I was trading a Divine Bow for sex, and I was okay with this.
She may not be as big as Raikou, or as experienced as Venelana, but she was right on the mark.
I happily reached out and sunk my fingers into her cheeks. Seeing her get startled and almost jerk away, only to relax and let me play with her made me twitch inside Artoria's mouth even more.
She was right, this ass is just perfect.
"Come, make yourself comfortable on the bed, Rin." Artoria finally let go. "The first time will be the most difficult."
"You were supposed to be on my side, Saber. But you've been helping Schweinorg the whole time." Rin grumbled, taking her clothes off. Her skirt fell to the ground and she pulled her shirt off, tossing it to the side before unlatching her own bra.
She climbed onto the bed, pulling a pillow to her, her face immediately buried into it, but her ass was up in the air for me. "Do what you want."
And with that, off my clothes went.
"I was assisting you, Rin. Without proper preparation, it would be much more uncomfortable. He is sufficiently aroused and lubricated to make it as seamless as possible."
"Thanks, now Schweinorg's fat cock won't completely destroy my virgin ass, it'll only mostly do it." Rin sarcastically replied.
"Do not fret, Rin, we are not yet done with the preparations. Wilhelm has spells prepared for such a situation."
"Spells? What are you –" I cast the spell that Yasaka taught me all that time ago on Rin's ass. "OoooOoooh" Rin's head jerked up and her eyes widened, an intentionally moan squeaked out. "W-what did you do to me…I can feel something slimy in my ass."
"It is a spell to prepare one's anus for intercourse. It makes it hygienic and conjures a lubricant inside to make penetration easier." Artoria explained. "Now, relax. I will continue."
"What do you mean cont –"
Artoria's finger pushed past her entrance and Rin let out another squeal. "Relax, Rin."
"Y-you shoved your finger up my A-asssss." She jerked again as Artoria didn't pause in her motions.
"It's alright, Rin. You need not resist, it is alright to enjoy the feeling of my fingers exploring your insides." Artoria said calmly amongst Rin's stifled grunts into the pillow. She continued to get Rin ready but at the same time, her other hand was still working my cock as vigorously as ever. "She is almost ready, Wilhelm. Please be gentle the first time, I wish for Rin to enjoy it as I do."
If it was any other situation, I may have had something to say about Artoria basically making sure both of us arrived at this point, but frankly, I was too focused on what was infront of me. Particularly, Rin's perfectly round ass being mercilessly assaulted by Artoria's fingers.
Call me skeptical, but I think Artoria wanted this to happen. She was taking too much enjoyment out of this entire thing.
Oh well.
I shifted in my spot, moving up towards Rin's ass and Artoria finally released the poor girl's rear.
"Make sure to breathe, Rin. And don't tighten your anus until he is properly inside of you otherwise it will be more uncomfortable."
I lined myself up, laying my cock between her big round cheeks. I moved up and down a few times to tease her a little bit before touching my tip against her expecting hole.
"Oh my god." Rin breathed out as I prodded her entrance. "Is it too late to back out? Fuck, Schweinorg, I'll fucking swallow your load every day, how about – "
I ignored her complaint and pushed forward.
"Naaaahhhhhh." Rin's body jerked and she squealed again. "Oh my god, oh my god!" She panted. "Slow down, slow down!"
"God damn Rin." I grunted, pushing myself forward. "This ass is so tight."
"OOooh." She squealed with every inch my cock pushed further into her. "Fuckkkk, it's too fucking big! It hurts, it's spreading me too much!"
"It's alright, Rin, I'm here." Artoria caressed Rin's back. "He is almost halfway inside, bare with it, it will become easier."
"H-Halffff" She jerked again.
Her moans and whines continued, but her perfectly round ass made way for me and another few moments, I was fully inside of her.
"Fucking God, Ahhh." Rin moaned. "My stomach is full…..It's hard to breathe."
"How is it, Rin? You did a good job and took his cock entirely into you. Are you ready for what comes next?"
"What comes next…?"
With one swift motion, I pulled out.
She didn't make a noise, her back arched and her mouth gaped in a silent scream. But that didn't stop juices from flowing out from her other hole.
"Did you just cum, Rin?" I gave her ass a little slap. "Did it feel that good? Do you like getting fucked in the ass?"
"Fuck…." She got lost in her heavy pants. "…you, Schweinorg."
"You have nothing to be ashamed of, Rin." Artoria soothed her. "I had many orgasms my first time as well."
I lined myself back up and pushed back inside of her with a bit more speed than before.
"Ohhh god, oh god." Rin clenched the sheets of the bed and whined at each thrust. "You're going too fastttttt." She slurred with a heavy thrust that had me all the way inside again.
"Fuck Rin, this Ass just doesn't want to let me go, it just keeps squeezing me so tight every time I thrust." I grunted, grabbing her hips to continue my movements. "Damn, I'm going to cum already."
"Not inside, not inside!" Rin squealed, but I ignored her, pushing as deep as I could and not bothering to hold myself back. "Aaaahahhhhh" She screamed as I bottomed out inside of her perfect ass and came for the first time inside her.
She was somewhat unresponsive while I made sure I finished up, my thrusts slowing down until I finally pulled out.
With a whine, she fell to the side, twitching. "My ass..."
"You were right, Rin. Your ass was good." I gave her another spank.
"….fuck you Schweinorg." She whimpered. "I can't feel my ass."
"Was it enjoyable?" Artoria asked, looking at me.
"Completely worth it." I relaxed, sitting back, staring at the mess that was Rin. "You want a turn?"
"If you wouldn't mind." Artoria nodded excitedly.
"By all means, have at it."
"…W-wait, what?" Rin managed to scoot around enough that she could see Artoria moving towards a nearby dresser and took out a strap-on. She quickly discarded her skirt and fixated it onto herself. "T-that isn't what we agreed!?"
"Your ass belongs to me, Rin. With full authority, I give Artoria permission to have her own fun."
"Don't worry, Rin." Artoria smiled, adjusting the straps. She reached inside the drawer and took out a bottle of lube and squeezed out the contents, slathering the fake phallus all over. "It's a replica of Wilhelm's, so you will be used to it either way."
I think Rin forgot that Artoria was also Bisexual and there was no doubt that she found Rin attractive as well.
"N-no, Saber! Stay away!"
"Relax, Rin, I will be gentler than Wilhelm. Please spread your legs so I can penetrate you easier."
"Naaaaah!"
Yup, the trade was completely worth it.