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Chapter 4 - Real Life RPG Sucks

On the early morning Arthur wake up and stretch his body. "Ahh... stretching in the morning is the best!".

"Another day to showoff my coolness." He stand up and goes to the bathroom to clean himself and wear his sweat shirt and pants.

After wearing his sportswear he place the yoga mat on the floor and prepare for his workout routine "Finally I'm gonna use my five year yoga mat for the first time haha".

He seat on the yoga mat, before he start. He pinch his belly and said "Alright lil brother, I'm really gonna miss you.".

Arthur place his two hands on both side of his head and stick his both feet and knees together and start to sit-ups.

"ONE!.. TWO!.. THREE...." Panting already, Arthur remember that this is his first time to exercise and it's way to hard for him.

"Fuuuuuuu*******k! IT'S SO HAAARRDD! Real life RPG sucks!..

I can't do it! Why do I need this? Ahh it's so haarrdd...". He stop and start complaining.

"SAITAMA IT'S SO HARD! Why did you show like it's easy!" Blaming an anime character. He start to sit-ups again.

Continuing his sit-ups with his contorted face, he curse while counting.

"F**KING FOUR!.. F**KING FIVE!... F**CKING SIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXX!..." Squeezing all of his strength to finish his six sit-ups.

He stop to lay down while panting heavily and sweating already all over his body.

Arthur roll on his chest at least five minutes and start to crawl to their dining area. "I need... water... I'm gonna... die...".

While crawling on the floor his mother sees him doing it "Arthur my son, what are you doing?" Holding her face while shaking it.

"I need... water... please...". Arthur begs in hoarse voice.

Before Arthur reply his mother already get him a bottled water and give it to him. "Here... So what is it today?"

*glop*

*glop*

*glop*

"Ahhh! So refreshing..." He stand up and drink the bottled water. He pose like an actor in TV commercial

*Face palm*

Seeing his son doing a pose while drinking she can only shakes her head.

Wiping his mouth with his hand Arthur proudly says "I'm doing some workout. I already done six sit-ups, ninety four to go. I'm gonna be better than my old self.".

"Wow!" The only one word comes out from his mother's mouth.

Hearing the conversation his father comes out from the bathroom and joins the conversation.

He pats his son shoulder while smiles passionately at him "I'm proud of you son. Remember hard work will never betray you.".

Touch by his father's words. Arthur inspiringly return to his room to continue his workout routine.

"Oh... I forgot to bring another bottled water" Arthur returns to their dining area scratching his head and smiling to his parents. He gets one liter of bottled water in the refrigerator.

Going back to his room he goes straight to his study area and change the one hundred repetition to twenty. "Miscalculation is part of a growth hehehe" Defending himself.

"I'll just increase it every two day... three... A week. I'll increase the repetitions every week till I can do a hundred.

One hundred repetition everyday? Saitama you rock!".

Returning to his yoga mat he places the bottled water besides him and starts to sit-ups again. "Seven, eight, nine... TEN...

TWEN... TYYYY!" Falling on his back after finishing his sit-ups. He quickly reach for his bottled water and drink it while in lying position.

*glop*

*glop*

*glop*

"Ahh! I'm the best! Lets take a ten minutes break then do the others after that." He set a ten minutes timer on his phone while resting.

After ten minutes.

*Ring*

*Ring*

*Ring*

"Alright push-up, lets do this!" Lying on his chest and placing his two hand, chest height on the yoga mat. Sticking his feet and like tiptoeing to the mat he start to push-ups.

He pushing himself up with all his might "ONE!" and falls down immediately.

"I'm too heavy GG!". Commenting to his weight he continues to push-up.

"I hate you Lil bro, TWO!.. THREE!.. FOUR!.." Falling down he stop to rest and drink water again.

"This is torture. I'm just a normal otaku." Arthur keeps on complaining while doing his workout routine but when he remembers the game his doing it for his determination lit up again.

Pushing with all his might. His face contorts awfully.

"HAREM KING GO! Five! Six! Seven...".

...

*Aggghhh*

"F**king TWENTY!". Lying down like a dead person Arthur reaches for water again and drink.

*Glop*

*Glop*

*Glop*

"I'mmmm... really... the... best! Thirty... minutes... break.". He raise his shaking arm fist bumping the air.

After thirty minutes of break. Arthur recovers some of his strength. He slowly stand up and prepares to start his squats.

Putting both of his hand in front of him for balance, straighten his upper body and sits back like sitting on a chair.

"One, Two, Three... FOOUUURR!" Arthur fails to pull himself upward falls down on his butt.

"I can't walk after this. I can feel it." Guessing what will happen to him. He stand up again to continue his complaining... his workout.

"FIVE! SIX!.. SEVEN!..".

*Aghh*

"...TWENTY!!!!" Falling down again on his butt. Arthur looks at his shaking legs.

"Wow all parts of my body are shaking. Can they call me human vibrator now?" Joke aside, Arthur sweats really hard.

Emptying his bottled water. Arthur decides to change his clothes for another sportswear

Walking slowly towards their refrigerator to get another bottled water with his shaking legs.

-- Yearwood's Living Room --

Rose sees his brother "Ahm... Mom what is he doing?".

"He said his doing some workout and his walking, I guess?" Their mother replied.

Lhorain runs toward him and says "Big Bro! The way you walk looks so funny hehehe".

Continuing his walk to go outside their house he replies "You handsome brother will evolve. And you will call me brother handsome ok?".

"Wooooooow... Hm!" Lhorain nods in awe.

Making to the outside. Arthur's slowly stretches his legs. "Time check... It's already seven in the morning.

Ten will be impossible for now. Let's do two kilometer.".

He start to jog around their neighborhood. Seeing people jogs too. And some couples flirting early in the morning, Arthur bitterly thought 'You guys won't be together forever. And you, she don't love you...'

Hating all the couples he passes by he continues to jog.

After two minutes of jog.

*Gasp*

Sweating all over his body, Arthur stop and holds his knees to support himself while gasping for air "D***it... Lets do one... Kilometer...".

He reducing his two kilometer to one judging that he can't do it.

After awhile of resting. Arthur jogs again slowly and notice his chubby chest and belly bounces while he jog. "So you guys are the reason for using my extra force.".

He still find a way to blame others for his weakness.

After fifteen minutes Arthur is now walking and not opening his mouth to complain. He's sweating all over his body heavily with his deadpan face. Wanting to finish his one kilometer jog.

He checks his watch that recording his distance. "One hundred meters left... I'll see home again..." Emptying his bottled water he continue to walk.

"Hey fatass is that you? Wow you actually do jogging?" A male voice sounded on his back.

Arthur thought it's a danger but he still looks back and awkwardly smile "Oh hehe. Dude how are you".

Seeing his bully classmate Mark and Joyline together laughing at him. His eyes dilates and instantly feel anger and bloodlust against Joyline.

He quickly turn around and start to jog fast even his exhausted. Leaving them behind.

*Gasp*

Breathing heavily outside their home. Arthur stop and holds the doorknob of their house to support himself while breathing. 'I like Joyline. Why does I feel bloodlust against her? It's too weird... What happening to me?'.

Asking himself a question that he didn't know the answer. Arthur enters their house and goes straight the bathroom.

Sitting of bathtub with hot water. Arthur relaxes himself. "Ahh! What a hard and weird day.".

After finishing his bath. Arthur goes to their dining area to eat with his family. And while eating he checks his body "I feel like my 225kg are now on 215kg.".

Rose snobby replies to what he said "One day of workout will not reduces your weight by 10kg.".

Arthur didn't mind her. He pose showing his biceps and kiss it.

"Ahh... I hate you." Hatefully says Rose.

Their fighting is too natural for their family. That's why Arthur, Lhorain and his parents laughs when she said that.

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Exactly 4PM Arthur is already on his job.

He quickly adapt to his new environment and perfectly done all his boss said. The boss impressed by him and decides to sent him home early on his first.

On his way home. Arthur feels the exhaustion accumulates this day. "I need to do this for two months. For my elves!"

Arthur gone home and goes straight to his bed. He closes his eyes and immediately falls asleep.