Kei opened up his eyes only to find out he had woken up in a weird familiar room, it was old fashioned but warm and welcoming
'nice ceiling'
For a second Keisuke's heart dropped thinking he had finally bit the dust and isekai-ed.
It was common to get isekai-ed like this
"Has this happened before? I feel like this happened before."
Kei thought out loud
"You fucking idiot you've got some explaining to do"
Akira announced vindictively
But To Keisuke's surprise Akira was right next to him
His worst nightmares were avoided... For the time being.
"Wait, what page are we on again, I just woke up. Oh, nice, I can't move, broken bones. You know you never see the main character of a manhua get a broken bone, they have an indestructible skeleton from weird cheat body strengthening techniques"
Kei started a monologue to distract himself with humorous sentences that correlated to his situation(failing miserably), but there were other urgent matters to attend to
"KEISUKE! What was that monster!"
Akira now fed up with Kei "avoiding" the question, made him slightly turn up the volume
"Oh you mean the 10 foot giant that I was fighting, yes yes, well that was shrek"
As Kei was in a joking mood he couldn't help but say these things
"... Shrek."
"yes?"
"an ogre...?"
"You got it!"
Kei said cheerfully
"Let's leave it for now... Most importantly. Keisuke. How.. How the hell are you a cultivator?!"
"Well, I was going to tell you back at school but the teacher came in, you see, it all started 4 days ago"
"What do you mean 4 days ago! You can't have jumped from being a mortal to Foundation establishment it 4 fucking days! Don't lie to me!"
As Kei heard those words he couldn't help but feel happy, was he really some one in a trillion genius?
"I'm not lying, I'm just that good"
'So this is why I'm a candidate for re-incarnation in another world, my potential is just too high!'
"OK fine, let's say I believe you, can you please explain how.. And why that thing came to attack you?"
*Keisuke explained what needed to be explained, he even told him about the mysterious guy who helped him
*
"... This is a hard pill to swallow, you know.."
Akira had his doubts, but his trust in Kei was stronger than those doubts
" Anywho, if I remember correctly someone saved me, who was that..?"
Kei asked half knowing already the answer, the evidence pointed to only one person
" Dumbass, whose house do you think you are in?"
'AND WE HAVE A WINNER!'
~imaginary fireworks and other celebratory stuff~
Akira was the one who saved Keisuke
"Aren't we in your family's dojo?"
Kei jokingly asked
~mur mur~
"oh lord Give me strength to not punch this man"
"Akira, thank you for saving me, without you I would have died, and placed in an unknown world where I would be forced to do the bidding of some decrepit and shrivelled King"
Ignoring the weird part of what Kei said, Akira felt moved
"Kei.."
And then Kei realised something very important
"AKIRA YOU ARE A CULTIVATOR!"
Akira then with a look of disappointment only a friend could give, responded in a not so surprised tone
"wow, you figured it all out by yourself"
"I'm smart aren't I?"
Kei said with confidence
"So, how did you know I was in trouble? Did you sense my divine consciousness?"
"idiot, everyone could feel your battle! And hear! Everyone thought it was an earthquake thankfully, COULDN'T YOU FIND A BETTER PLACE TO FIGHT OTHER THAN SCHOOL?"
"Hey I didn't really have a choice, and are you really going to scold me while I almost died?" ~Hahaha~
Keisuke said in a playful manner
Akira got a gloomy look and apologised
"You are right, I'm sorry"
"I was only joking, don't worry!"
Kei quickly explained how he only meant it as a joke
"Anyway, Kei, if what you say is true, then your current cultivation realm is too weak, and damn it! You need a damn sword!"
"But I don't have any te-"
[Notice: Sword technique unlocked : Silent Moon sword technique...
A sword technique isn't easy to learn, study hard. This isn't the best sword technique in the system, but your understanding is too low, as you progress in your path of cultivation you will unlock all the techniques now locked for you. And to answer a below average in intelligence question you would ask, yes sometimes the condition to unlock a new technique is to want to learn it, or to meet the physical requirements, for example hold a weapon or think you want to fight with the weapon. The reason behind this being that if you unlocked all the available techniques on all weapons right away, your notifications would be too much and you would have a hard time choosing what to do]
"Touch weapon this, think weapon that, how about you touch some grass and think about getting some bitches"
The unfeeling system was left speachless
[...]
"Akira, you are right, but where am I going to find a sword?"
Kei asked having no idea where to even start looking
"Keei.. Remember where we are?"
"The dojo?"
"And what am I?"
"A strong cultivator?"
"What would a dojo of cultivators have at their disposal?"
"W-weapons..?" On the verge of tearing up
"That's right."
Kei felt emotionally drained, and physically, he hadn't recovered yet from his injuries
"But before we get the sword, you need to recover, eat this pill and use your cultivation technique to recover, get some rest, you deserve it. Oh and, the school thinks you got hurt from the earthquake, you are on sick leave"
Akira then slowly stepped out of the room, the guest room Kei was in
'They really didn't have a better place other than the guest room? Well beggars can't be choosers'
Kei ate the pill and started using his cultivation technique to heal and recover his Qi
* To be continued
*
Note: Special cultivators called alchemists make many different pills, some help heal, others are extreme poisons, others explode your potential making you stronger for a few minutes but have bad side effects
Authors note : how was the story so far? I know this chap is a little uneventful but sometimes it is what it is you get me?
Author's second coming : I revised this chapter as well... How many jockingly's could I have in a single chapter.