-Another boring day, a Tuesday, at least it isn't a Monday, living life the same every day makes people wish for something exciting to happen from time to time, even if that exciting thing is dangerous, ah a monotonous monolog fitting of a- 

*crossing the road*

-A shit, is that a truck?
Everything around him seemed to stop as his thoughts accelerated from adrenaline
-'Only in Japan, of course someone wasn't paying attention while driving a truck on a busy Tokyo road that usually people cross, that totally makes sense. God damn it, I can't die here, fucking idiot degenerates are going to be saying shit like'"oh how lucky he got isekai-ed, I wish I was him" or "he is finally going to make a harem in another world, fueeeaaa I'm jealous"....'  (his will to live ignited)

-'I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN!' fuap!

Fujima then in a swift motion let go of his backpack and jumped to the side sacrificing his backpack in the process

*bubamp kss* (running over Bag and ripping sounds)

- WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING YOU BASTARD! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? MENIDI? THIS IS TOKYO!

The truck accelerated and left the scene before anyone got the licence plate

-YOU BITCH! YOU EVEN DESTROYED MY BAG
(picks up ruined bag)
-I guess I'll have to buy a new one, damn it, all my books are ruined too.... Welp, might as well go and buy a new bag and books while I'm at it before school starts, thankfully I only brought a few books with me today....
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. Time passes
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-"great, now that I have my stuff I can go to school, thankfully it's close by" "hmm a construction site huh? I wonder what they are making"  (sun light shines brightly into keishuke's eyes prompting him to look up) "SHIT! ARE THOSE STEEL BEEMS GOING TO FALL?!"
(metal line snapping noise)
"I HAVE TO DOGDE!" (jumps out of the way in time)
-'huff puff' fooooo, I made it out in time, thank god. Just how unlucky can I be? First the truck and now this?

-who the hell is responsible for these! You are lucky I don't have time to deal with you now! "I  have to get to school"
"hey that reminded me of that super popular manga, to@yo g##@l was it?"
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. After school
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-fuaaa, with school over I can finally go relax at home, (looks at backpack) "hehe new backpack is cool" well time to go home

(people screaming(but mostly woman's screaming))
-YOU THERE BE CAREFUL HE'S GOT A KNIFE!

"wha wha? If course he is talking to me" *turns around* "shit, I have to redirect it!" *Redirects It*
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING! DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME? *the attacker stambles a little and goes for another thrust* "idiot I've got a backpack! With books! Your measly knife can't do shit. Sorry my dear backpack, your sacrifice will be remembered"

*the attacker stabs the backpack and I twist it taking his knife from his hands, I take the knife that is now stuck on my backpack and throw it far away behind me*

-YOU DARE STAB MY BACKPACK YOU ASSHOLE! I JUST BOUGHT IT! TAKE THIS! BACKPACK SMASH! *As the attacker was dazed by my counter and my tear inducing speach I used my full force and hit him on the head with my backpack* *the attacker drops to the ground*

-that's what you get bitch, he is alive right? Hey old man who has been watching all of this from the sidelines without offering any help at all, handle this for me will you? I'm tired I need to go home

Old man - but won't the police need to question you?

-Just make sure he goes to jail and tell them I need to study and not to bother me, The author is too tired to write about an interaction with the police

Old man - the what? I don't really understand...

-Nevermind! Just do what I told you!
"damn it, how unlucky can I be? All these things happening to me, in the same day.."

"no I can't be that unlucky, that time before sun shone just perfectly in order for me to notice the steel beems before they fell on me, this time too I was able to deflect the knife of the attacker just as he was about to stab me through mere instinct by redirecting his thrust" "something is up" 'sigh' "let's go home and rest finally"
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. Making it home
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*as I open the front door I think about the state my family is in right now*
"I'm an only child with a hard working mother, my father went mysteriously missing when I was young and my mother struggles alone to bring food to the table, that dead beat dad... Where did he even go?"

-I'm home,

Mother - welcome back, come and eat, we have rice and some squid bullshit today haha!

-I'll come after I put my stuff in my room." I don't need to worry mother about telling her what happened today"

*I leave my stabbed backpack as I tear up knowing I haven't got the money to buy another one, and I go to open the door and head to the kitchen, but then... A flash of light appeared above my desk and a small crystal started materialising*

-what the...

*after a second the light went away and the fully materialised crystal flopped on the table*

*I slowly approach the crystal and grab it. As I do a faint voice that slowly becomes more defined permiates from it*

((....ear me, can you hear me? Oh good, looks like it's working, I know you have a lot of questions like who am I or what this is, but I'd rather get straight to the point. God is trying to esekai you))