In the supreme martial courtroom,The gods are discussing the fate of humans....
A bloodthirsty aura that suppress even the humblest saints permits the courtroom
&#&$&#&#$:"We don't need to wage war against the mortals we just need to completely removed them from the world!"His booming voice resounded
#####:"Yes! I second that!"A random god with a dark halo says
@@@@@@:"War brings nothing but suffering and desolation"A man that closely resembles Buddha with an aura of infinite love and kindness
%%%%%%:"We need to come to an agreement that humans are too dangerous"Says a goddess whose aura is full of life.
++++++:"yes we've been giving humans a chance to evolve but they cannot do it"Says a sphere of light glowing a menacing light
&&&&&&&&&:"Yes human beings are no longer beautiful"Says a man who had a disgusting grin and hands that are like tentacles lubed with slimey substances. (AU: ayo TF did I just createš)
"why don't you do that by yourself eh?"Says a child playing genshin impact on his phone with an aura of playfulness.
Instantly the room erupts with voices of various gods strong enough to destroy a person instantly and soul damaged like a phone screen falling from a 100 meter drop.
A certain god on the highest seat in the courtroom overlooking the arguing gods suddenly spoke
"He is coming...."
"....."
Instantly the whole room is silenced, It was so quiet you could hear the void churning from just his voice.The gods were looking around in anxiousness for a certain individual.
"I can smell you..."(AU:Who's that Pokemon?)
Immediately the gods had pale faces looking at a person in the middle of the room.The man had a white suit on with old people freckles on his face (AU: don't know what they called)he had his right hand pointing on his left arm,with an expression of aloof squinting his eyes and biting his lower lips.
"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"(AU:only venerable ones understand)
The moment he shouted the whole realm shook like an earthquake with a magnitude of 9.9 hit the courtroom.the gods in the room had helpless expressions even the one in the tallest seat had small sweat on his face
"sup normies"The man said with a voice of sage that has been through the birth of the universe Literally.
"Welcome Mr Morgan we're so glad to have you here"Said the man in the highest seat with a voice of confidence but inwardly sweating.
"what's this talk about earth being destroyed while I'm watching pokimane's stream cough-"The man coughs embarrassingly.(AU:chad)
The god on the seat looked embarrassed and said "sir the council agreed to destroy the human world-" Immediately after saying that the air turned stagnant
The gods looked at the man with a fearful expression.
"Ok"
The atmosphere turned awkward
"huh?"The god was confused
"Ok then" The man said
"Just don't come back to me crying when they destroy your 'realm' later"The man said with an indifferent voice
".....why?" The god asked
The man smiled "hehehe you'll see"The man's laugh reverberated in the room as he disappeared.(insert gojo laugh you'll understand)
(WELLLLLL thank you guys for reading this crap if you're still here I DEEPLY appreciate it bruh I'm doing this for fun for now and i'mma just post like what.... ten chaps per week?)