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Dumbasses in Another World

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Synopsis

Chapter 1 - Reincarnation?

Prologue

The world is a place with infinite ideas and possibilities that humans cannot comprehend. So you shall see the events of when the universe is kind to a certain individual. He will ultimately change the laws of the world as we know it. This is the story of how Randy and his friends become people that ultimately save,

Chapter 1 Reincarnation?

It was a hot summer afternoon, the sun was shining, and birds fluttered happily in the air on this calm and peaceful day. There was a dark-skinned boy with really dark hair braided into a ponytail. He usually has a happy face with his pitch-black eyes closed to admire the heat from the sun with the sound of animals around him. His name was Randy. He was found making a pocket rocket, "Ahhhhhh, almost done, just one more thing, and ill be popping Nigga's left, right, and center; I need to add an ignitor, and ill be... OH COME O-"

Suddenly the once peaceful summer afternoon erupted into a blazing inferno of hot gas and fire, Leaving behind nothing but smoke and ashes…. That and a very crippled randy *coughs*. "Damn, that was one hell of an explosion; I'm surprised I didn't feel anything. I swear I should have died back there. Either way, it's time to start cleaning before dad gets home." Opening his eyes, he's Immediately thrown aback by the undefinable white void and collapses at realizing that he's no longer on his porch. Overwhelmed by this, he vomits. "W-what, where, h-how, WHY'' quickly, he jumps up at realizing that he isn't on his porch, he isn't even in his neighborhood, but in what seems to be at least heaven!! Confused and distraught, Randy goes into a fetal position. "HOW THE F-. " Suddenly, a blinding light that somehow outshines the white void appears from the seemingly infinitely ceiling, and Slowly a small girl hovers down to him, her pitch-black hair flowing like a calm stream behind, her skin appears to glow a soft red even with her dark skin. In absolute awe at this being's appearance, he accidentally says, "I must be a dream cause there's absolutely no way this can be real." The beautiful small figure replies to him with a voice that could cause even the whiniest of baby's to calm, "don't worry, your mortal eyes aren't deceiving you; I am the goddess Rethrea. I am here to escort you-'' Randy, shocked by this comment, and trying to hold some ground interrupts, a "goddess?, you look more like a 10-year-old child than a god", thrown aback by this sly remark the Rethrea breaks character "TEN YEAR OLD!!! HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO A MERE INFANT? I HAVE LIVED LONGER THAN UR PITIFUL CIVILIZATION HAS BEEN AROUND.`` Randy continues with a smirk.``So you're telling me that you're not a ten-year-old and an actual god. The goddess nodes her head "precisely." Randy looks up and down to get a good look at this supposed god and comes up with an idea. With a smile, Randy proposes a way to prove this claim, "if your a goddess, then prove it; I want you to bring me to a new world. With all my memories intactRethrea ponders on this idea and agrees. "Fine, I'll grant you this request *pause* and sigh "because I haven't been frank with you mortal." Randy squinted his eyes ``elaborate," fiddling with her fingers and looking quite embarrassed. "I may have been the cause of your death-dealing with my other... clients ." I KNEW IT BECAUSE THAT EXPLOSION WAS WAYYYYYYYY TOO BIG FOR A POCKET ROCKET!! I would normally be outraged, But I'm not surprised cause that's a very ten-year-old move, soooo I'm not that ticked off. The goddess takes a deep breath, "UGHHHH! Why are you so f$uking irritating? Anyway, you can bring three things with you to the other world, so choose wisely" Randy ponders on this idea and finds the three perfect things to bring. With a smirk, he asks, "hey goddess. I know three things that I wanna bring or, to be specific, three people." The goddess's face turns serious "ur getting a bit cocky for a mortal, the fact that u want to bring. Three innocent beings with you on your sick fantasy purely because you don't want to be alone is quite sick". Randy looks down and refracts from what the goddess said. With a smile, "do you honestly think I'm afraid to be alone? I'm bringing these dumbasses with me cause I know they aren't doing anything with it. I'm doing them a favor by bringing them along. Retha shakes her head "what a selfish mindset, *pause* I will grant your wish, mortal, but remember ur friends will have to experience a death to cross over. Are you still ok with that" Randy thinks about this, wondering what his friends could be up to. After concluding that they're probably not doing anything important and nods a. Suddenly, Loseni experiences the worst death imaginable. He was going to kiss this girl that he had been trying to get for years until suddenly he had a heart attack right before doing the deed; Henry suffered an over climax, which caused his brain to release an unreasonable amount of dopamine after a nice session of his favorite genre thick tentacle NTR 3d furry hentai."ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thisssss." Henry bites his lips. His eyes roll the back of his head. "is Amazingggggg" while this is happening, his brother walks into the room and finds Henry laid back in his chair, foaming out of the mouth; instead of helping his brother, he says with a disgusted "Ewww why would u eat ur own…. Nvm I don't wanna know" and leaves the room. Meanwhile, Ruby is walking down Saint-Savors beach when suddenly, out of nowhere, a bunch of girls in bikinis just jumped all over his face. You would think that the impact of having 16 girls jump on you at the same time would be the cause of his death, but weirdly enough, no, it wasn't. The cause of his death, for some illogical and unknown reason, he started having the biggest erection ever, sucking up all of the blood in his body. Of course, since there wasn't any blood going to his brain, heart, lungs, or body part, he passed out. After suffering such gruesome deaths, the three of them woke up in this heavenly void where all you could see was just white, and with Randy facing the three of them, he says with excitement," Welcome to the New World, Dumbasses.