You are attracted to males.
Get with the 14th century already! Cute guys need saving too. He'll have to forgive you for forgetting his name at the moment.
He must have spent too much time tucked away in this tower. You're practically dragging him with all your might so you both don't end up barbecued.
Your vision starts to fade. You pull behind a column and afford yourself precious seconds to check yourself. The large breath you take turns out to be a mistake. You feel like keeling over, your eyebrow furrows. This aftershock is familiar. It honestly felt like you just got…