Have you ever heard of something so preposturous, so outlandish, that you actually thought it was -interesting-? Something that, when looked at head on seems ridiculous and so most of society brushes it aside. But if you could get over the absolutely craziness of it, it would make you actually realize the idea was fun, and you'd even find yourself curious to know more?

Like aliens.

No, not little green men or grey-skinned extraterrestrial visitors. But what about dimensional aliens? Ever heard of the fourth wall? What about fifth? And beyond? If a creature is capable of living in dimensions beyond the human one, wouldn't that certainly seem foreign to our mortal senses? As "alien" if we ever saw it, those glimpses into the supernatural, preternatural, paranormal, etc. Maybe finally explainable as different dimensions we are not apart of but occasionally have the misfortune (or perhaps fortune in all odds) to experience.

So, if you can keep your minds open, and consciousnesses flowing, maybe what I finally get to tell you in this memoir will entertain you. Teach you. Remind you of yourselves. Because I've decided to introduce myself, from the first 'memory' I can tell you through to learning Myself, and my adventures in this world of yours. Even some adventures not within the boundaries of your reality will be included.

My name is Oine, and I am a Learner. I have existed for a long time, and my favorite study is humans. I don't have a tangible form in my natural state, since I am from a space two planes higher than the human dimension. You can think of me as more of an astral entity if alien doesn't work for you. Even if you don't believe in either/or, hopefully my stories will hold you entranced.

What's that you say? It's all just crazy jabbering?

Well, of course. No one believes the alien. :)