Oh boy, this one is gonna be long AF! 

First of all, I love everyone who's reading this novel, period! Seeing you guys commenting and enjoying the novel brightens my day...or night. I lost any notion of time long ago, haha. 

Second, a lot of thought went into this. A LOT, especially since I tend to overthink. 

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Summary: 

- Pushing for rankings! (Top 25 Possible?!) 

- Mass release! (HUGE, every fucking February day!) 

- Monthly Open Room Discord Policy! (Do come in whenever!)

- Last Priv Tier is going to be expensive (As optional as always and others remain very similar) 

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Some of the things that happened recently: 

1. RPP is getting traction. 🔥

I was aiming for 5k PRIV unlock starting the month and we reached 8k!!!

I'm so fucking glad about that! It means we'll be unlocking a win-win banner! This next month I want us to reach 10k to get banner + library recommendation! 

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2. We are slowly leaving a mark on WN 

As I'm writing these lines we're at rank 52 in trending ($) and at rank 11 for win-win! (New novels) 

Win-win and trending are the two criteria that WN uses to decide which novels get advertisements. The higher we climb, the better! 

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3. I want to push for rankings (In order) 

- Trending (52 atm) 

- Win-win (11 atm) 

- Golden tickets (38 atm) 

- Power stones (48 atm) 

Reaching the top 25 monthly (52 atm) is the cutout for true successes according to WN. The ultimate goal would be to reach it. Can we? I honestly don't know. No freaking clue! 

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4. I straight up just want to mass release. (LOTS) 

I know my writing style is full of memes and jokes. I truly enjoy writing and I hope you guys can enjoy reading my crazy ramblings.

I also know RPP can be super slow-paced because of the focus on comedy. 

I sometimes get called out for writing filler because everything is slow-paced. YET I know there are many that do enjoy seeing all the reactions, the jokes, the references, and whatnot even if it adds to the length.

All I want is for my true fans to be happy. As long as you guys enjoy it then my job here is freaking done!! I know all of you are amazing people! 

Point is, I just want to mass release cause I feel like you guys deserve it!

Pushing the rankings will be a great goal to help me push through! I'm very goal-oriented! Like way too much!

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5. My friend RAJ (ROTSGM) keeps bugging me to increase my PRIV prices. 

His main argument is = New novels mainly go up in rankings via PRIV and gifts, with PRIV being the most reliable one. 

My comfort zone sits at around 50 chaps for 300 coins (CA). By WN standards it's dirt cheap.

I went out of it with RPP all the way to 599 coins for the highest tier. But even then he's still bugging me that I should raise it. 

We've reached a compromise:

- I'm KEEPING the cheap early tiers (especially the skeletal chicken one) 

- I'm drastically increasing the last PRIV tier. Should you feel the need to buy it? NO! Can you buy it? Sure, but it will be 100% optional! 

Anyway, #Blame RAJ 

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6. I work better under pressure / Discord Event! 

This will be a challenge. To see how many chaps I can write in February! (Without losing the quality of course!)

I will likely be tired AF, overworked, and overdosing on caffeine. 

I'll apply the same work ethic as now: Writing, editing, publishing, editing one last time in the app, fixing any other mistake I somehow missed when pointed out! 

Quantity but hopefully as many laughs and cool moments per chapter! Oh, and Moon Moon will totally devour the Heavens, or something IDK... (probably not) 

To help me stay awake, I'll be on discord during it all. (In VC) 

Feel free to come in WHENEVER! Day, night, undefined, any time I'll be writing! This will make it interesting! 

I've always been super easy to reach on discord, but even more so in February! (link on the novel page, click the CA icon in role and rules for server access) 

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7. To the OG fans! 

To the OG fans from CA, I haven't forgotten you. Many told me they actually prefer RPP to CA (even if they love both). I'm gonna push RPP for a little while to get the ball rolling. There will be more CA chapters for sure tho, even during this RPP event! 

To the OG OG fans. TUG still lives on in my heart and I will revive it one day, akin to a fiery chicken rising from the ashes. I made so many mistakes on that one haha, especially with the writing style! 

Fuck, just writing these words brings so many memories. A year ago I had never written and I didn't really know English either. I've come a long way but there remains so much for me to learn! 

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Anyway, love you guys! All of you beautiful bastards! 

#February Mass Release Hype! 

#Crazy Author! 

#BlameRAJ 

Do tell me what you think of this...

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CA, Just a crazy Zombie that types his soul away...