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Omegamart In A Fantasy World.

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"Hi! Welcome To OmegaMart Where You Have No Idea What's In-Store For You!" In Here We Sell Stuff That No One Has! Like Example The Void Spray! Where Anything It's Sprayed On Is Sent To The Void, Capable Of Making Anything Dirty Begone! And We Have A New 30% Discount For Glorbox For *Sucbsinroxygknoshakgnridnspfukrodjfijkjjhdijsiskoajfivk* It's Wonderful Isn't It? And What Are You Waiting For? Go To Omegamart And Buy These Insanely Cheap Prices! O~ O~ O~ Oooo~ Oooomega Mart! You Have No Idea What's In-Store For You~!
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Chapter 1 - Time For Some Selling.

???: I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU AL-

*Time Stop*

"Ok You Might Be Wondering How Time Is Stop And How I Can Still See Even Though Light Aren't Reflected At My Eyes And No Oxygen Going Through My Lungs Its Because"

*Time Starts*

???:"-IVE YOU DISGUSTING DIRT LICKING PEASANT!"

*Breaths*

"HAAAAAAAA-"

*Hits Time With TimeStunning Baton 2000 Toy ™️ And Time Is Stunned*

*Well Actually It's The New And Sparkling, TimeStunning Baton 2000 Toy ™️ And Just For 4,99 And I'm Not Seeing Actually And I'm Not Breathing And I'm Holding My Bre"

* Time Starts*

*Sword Breaking Sound*

???: What The? How Is My Sword Broken?! It Was Made With Pure Mithril From The Two Thousand Beast Mountain! And Left Under The Holy Tree For 6 Years!? And Forged By The Mighty Immortal Gnome Gisgamek!

And Can Anything Like Juk! (Juk Is A Fruit From This World, That Taste Really Bad But Grow Really Fast And Has The Toughness Of A Water Balloon)

So How Is This Table Made Out Wood Broke It?! This Doesn't Make Sense, AAHHHHH DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS WORTH? IM GOING TO TORTURE YOU TILL YOU'RE MIND BREAKS AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN AAHHHHH (this is a spoiled and spooned noble so kinda make sense)"

'You Know What? I Also Had Enough Instead Of Explaining Everything To You The Reader I'm Instead Going To Use The Memory CopyPaster And Transfer, I Know It's Terrible Name But I'm Not The One Making These, Anyway Let Me Just Copy My Memories And Paste It Into The Transfer And Boop, Transferring To You Right About Now-'

*Fades To White*