[Season 1 ReCalp]
Imagine being thrown into a blender and then coming out perfectly fine, well that's been the whole year and a half for this guy, because fuc-
"Yo shut the fuck up and let tell it!"
Go fuck yoursel-
[The narrator was cut off]
My name is Hiro, I was named after my dad's brother who died fighting a Litch General and we live in year 13 of the apocalypse.
To explain the apocalypse it's pretty simple, there's a litch progenitor, there are 6 litch generals under it which have the title's of lord and they've been fucking with humanity and beast kind for 13 years.
They don't really bother the higher races but lately, they've been attacking the Giants and Goliath races, but not to infect and strengthen themselves, but instead to steal essential resources which no one knows why.
But I'll have to find out later because I'm currently going through a fuck ton of problems and it makes me want to punch cement.
Long story short, I was messing with a powerful clan in Nefumia's northern city and I dated the leader's daughter and after Being in that city for a year now, they zapped my memories and forced me to move back home to the town of Rossa marine in the same kingdom of Nefumia.
I think the leader wanted my head, but with me being apart of the Natsu clan and his daughter pleading for my life, he averted a clan war and the anger/sadness of his daughter, hitting 2 birds with 1 stone and since I have no memory of any of this, well fuck I'm back on my bullshit from the year 12,
It's been a week since I came back and I've been stuck In my clans' breach house which the branch I'm in is run by my family. And you can say I have a bit of issue with them because I honestly don't like them, any of them, well my dad's an exception, he's more of an inspiration, but ever since last year, I haven't felt anything towards any of them, their like strangers to me... Literally?
Actually funny story, after being mocked and laughed at by my mom and some guy who looks like the son of nurarihyon, which they were just being dicks about it, I found out that I have to go back to college, and continue at the secret imperial academy to re-become a slayer. IN WHICH I REFUSED but ended up without a choice.
But after that day of embarrassment and humiliation, it's been weird, I was told by the leader of the branch aka Mary Natsu my biological mother, that I wasn't allowed to leave the building or travel around town, it was forbidden for me to leave and as I asked why? She said the typical words "because I said so".
But as soon as I thought she was just being a bitch to me because she hadn't seen me in a year and missed doing so, she actually gave me a valid explanation and it was scary as she wasn't being a dick about it or anything.
The reasoning was this tail attached to my body, I was a human just like her yet I looked like a beast person, and to top that everyone knew I was a human and just appearing out of nowhere and coming back with a tail was extremely mind-blowing especially when half of them didn't understand the concept of Magic and curses.
Which I have been caused, she said something which I've never heard of and it was a beast curse by some devil or imp or something of that which I pissed off, or so I was told? Literally, fuck fate! I've hatted those 3 bitches since birth!!
But it was really unusual and she needed to be around me alot more to study and try to understand it encase I do something which could end with me killing a bunch of people.
It was understandable and even tho I didn't like her, I could appreciate the help since I could barely understand myself right now, I felt weird my 5 senses were off, and somehow? New? And I swear I've been more paranoid lately...But or was that just normal? Dunno?
But there have been good benefits in staying at the beach house, I met Levi and he's 17 now! he grew taller and looks so different, we were even sparing earlier with wooden swords and he showed me how his phyric energy cultivation has gone along and he broke through to rank 2, which is impressive seeing as I'm not even a Rank 1 yet...
JK, the day I woke up in the branch house I was training one of my 8 sword styles for the sword art [dance of the 8 blades] and I was met with Tabiru who took me into some shrine looking temple he constructed as a part of the branch house and as we went in there he drew a bunch of runes all around and cast some strong looking magic to brake my cultivation lock.
I advanced to a Rank 0 incubus... wait? what? incubus? What the hells that? shouldn't it say Phyric sorcerer?
Well no... As we were looking at my status it had completely changed and this is what it looked like. But we showed it to Mary and she had copied it down to try and understand it since none of us could... Oh yeah, and that's how she found out I woke up, which then led to her mocking me and telling me how I got back here,
But forget that take a look at my status plate!
---Status---
Age: 18/19
Rank: 0
Level: 1
Class: Incubus
---Advance_Demon_Stats--- (detailed by points)
HP: 57/100
MP:3/1,000
Strength: 0.1
Bright forge A.I. comment: ~~~~~
it spoke in a weird language unfamiliar to both.
Agility: 0.1
BF: ~~~~~
Endurance: 0.01
Bright forge A.I. comment: oh God. . .please just, masturbate.
why is this the only line you say in common tounge!
Lust: 0.5
BF comment: ~~~~~
Dexterity: 1
BF comment: ~~~~~
CHR: 1
BF comment: ~~~~~
Incubus looks: 0.01
BF comment: ~~~~~
Overall Demonic power: DP: 0.3
BF comment: ~~~~~
Advancment information - This Demonoid's blood has awakened and boiled, to advance into the first rank of incubism and gain more knowledge from the bright forge to cultivate himself, he must first concur a heart of a feind and feed on her essence of life, plus acquire [Demonic power: 1]
I don't get it! None of us get it! Everything had changed and half of it wasn't even in the common language!
Also, how can my stats be less than a point, and what's with these Stat's Endurance and lust being up there! and looks aren't even a Stat!!!
I'm getting tired, so let's just continue with the story, Aii this is stressing me out!!!
*****what it actually said*****
All of what the A.I. said was in abyssal, it was a magic structure to read status and it was really fucking with them, but also trying to keep Hiro's info secret from Tabiru as it thought he spoke Abyssal.
HP: 57/100
MP:3/1,000
Strength: 0.1
Bright forge A.I. comment: you're as strong as a puny human, compared to everything in the Demon race, you'd be the weakest, even weaker than the weakest seeing as the weakest use wits, something you seem to lack.
Agility: 0.1
BF: you can't run and you can't hide, your like a hound with a broken leg, compared to a Demon of the abyss you'd be easy prey.
Endurance: 0.01
Bright forge A.I. comment: oh God. . .please just, masturbate. (in common language).
Lust: 0.5
BF comment: you crave attention, the feeling of being touched excites you and unlike puny humans, you crave the affection, but this state works in 2 ways because the stronger your lust gets the more incubus you get, but that doesn't exactly mean that strengthening your lust is bad, lust, unlike endurance, allows you to get creative, wild and crave. It also works with your magic.
But compared to a regular incubus your right there next to a kid, which are born with 5 points into lust and endurance.
Dexterity: 1
BF comment: you've dense for a weakling, but as said your a weakling, a rusted knife can pierce your skin, and even tho you have the ability to come back from a bitter weak punch or recover from a weak food poisoning, you are still pathetic in the Demon or any community.
CHR: 1
BF comment: I'm surprised you have enhanced charisma yet that boar next to you looks better to fuck, your magic and abilities are intertwined with your charisma and if you do something sexy you might be able to sell a stupid human an orange and call it an apple.
Incubus looks: 0.01
BF comment: I'm literally throwing out advice now? okay so the incubus appeal to every and all raced just like their sisters the Succubus, you look like an incubus means how you stand in both social status and effect them with your natural charm, which in some cases works with looks and scent, but other than that, you incubus looks are top-notch pathetic and you can only lay humans, not even a Goblin girl would look at you as a potential mate, you need to increase your Devaney amongst the other races and also reputation as an incubus to increase this unique and important stat.
Overall Demonic power: 0.3
BF comment: I heard the Demon race are looking for slaves, you should apply, maybe you can pick up a thing or 2, after all, you make me want to throw up as you can barely even pass as a Demon... then again your only a mere half Demon but even then, there's more that could have been expected from you...
[Oracle: next chapter takes place in the present time!]