Two days ago I was a business student in Osaka City until I had an accident and died, but I was reincarnated in another world as an undertaker...
Sakegi: -That's not how I imagined a funeral isekai would be! – Scalpel in hand as he looks at a severed body on the table, waiting to be embalmed for his funeral.
Howl: -... - over Sakegi's shoulder.
Sakegi: -I have no idea how to do this, and I don't even know if I want to do this... - watching viscous liquids come out of the dead man's body. -What a disgusting thing...uuugh - covering his mouth so the vomit doesn't come out.
Howl: -you have to hang on. – Flying the moment he realizes he was going to vomit. -After all, it's your job.
Sakegi: -This is too much for me...I was studying administration and not medicine you dumb bird. – Throwing up in a bucket.
Howl: -This could be a problem, but luckily the doctor created servants to do this job while he was away. - Thoughtful.
Sakegi: -Wait a minute...you said he was a coroner. – Looking at the owl.
Howl: -Yes, that's why he was chosen for this service, the doctor was magnificent. - With the eyes shining.
Sakegi: -You are very strange for an owl. - Seeing him get excited when talking about the old undertaker there. -But back to those servants...
Howl: -there is, Edmundo, Edgar show up and greet your new master! – Lifting the wings to the sides.
On the ground two circles of light appear with ancient runes rotating around them, from these circles come two low and deformed creatures, wearing torn clothes and dirty aprons, they were Edmundo and Edgar.
Edgar and Edmundo: -Welcome back master. – Lowering his head to Sakegi.
Sakegi: -what are these things... - looking at hunchbacked creatures.
Howl: -they are lesser spirits that the doctor has captured and stored in clay vases and thus creating hunchbacks to do the work on the deceased bodies.
Sakegi: -huh? – Not quite understanding what the owl says.
Howl: -Just order and they obey. – returning to Sakegi's shoulder.
Sakegi: -Very well, brothers Ed... - Stop talking when he sees one of them eating a fly that was passing by. -Do what you know how to do... - disgusted.
Eds brothers: -Yes sir!
The hunchbacks begin to work on the man's body on the table and prepare the coffin.
Howl: -since we've solved the problem with bodies, let's go to your spiritual arts training.
Sakegi: -Okay. – going to the reception.
Howl: -This is all the material I have available for you to understand about being an undertaker.
Sakegi: -This isn't much different from college... - Looking at the pile of manuscripts on the counter.
Sakegi spends the next two days reading and watching Howl talk about souls and how the funeral home works.
Sakegi: -Come here...you remember that in the cemetery some skeletons were exposed. – jotting down information about the arrival of bodies and departure.
Howl: -crooked. – approaching. -Now that he spoke, there really was something strange that night. - thoughtful.
Sakegi: -Yeah... like someone waking up in a coffin is normal. – stops when he sees a scripture about butterfly souls in the funeral home's register book.
Meanwhile, in the city center, even though it is a small town, it was quite busy, especially with the arrival of a certain establishment and its owner.
-Are you staying right here, ma'am? – A coachman asked.
-Yes, you can take my things to the boarding house, Felix.
-Yes ma'am.
-Who knew that after so long, I would come back here. – putting white gloves in the middle of their dark garments. -Well, let's see him. – opening a parasol.
At the funeral home reception, Sakegi continued to write down everything he could about the funeral home, as well as his duties as an agent.
Howl: -Well, since your field is administration, it shouldn't be hard for you to learn all that. – At the reception desk.
Sakegi: -You talk like I'm an excellent student in college. – trying to organize everything was out of place in the funeral solemn soul.
Howl: -The doctor wasn't very good with that part...you know. – Embarrassed when talking about the lack of organization.
Sakegi: -Not even a child would be that bad...aaaf...I'll spend days to put all of this in a way that I can understand. –mystery madame? – reading something in a letter he found under the craft book.
Howl: -look you found it, we have to start your training in the trade. – seeing that he had found the craft book.
Sakegi: -Official? - That word that was said by Howl is strange to you for a moment.
-Hello! - Knocking on the door.
A young maiden wearing a long, opaque blue dress arrives at the funeral home.
Howl: -I need to hide. – staying behind the book.
Sakegi: -Hide? But where? – looking at him.
Howl holding his crooked branch twirls it in the air and suddenly transforms into an owl-shaped brooch and attaches itself to Sakegi's shirt.
Sakegi: -What was that? – Astonished by that.
-Hi. – Entering the funeral home.
Sakegi: -o-hi!, welcome to the funeral home, how can I help you? – very nervous in front of the beautiful girl.
-Soon to see that he is a Vladis himself, kind, considerate and wears the owl's coat of arms. - smiling.
Sakegi: -"coat" - he thought. -Thanks for the compliment, ma'am.
-Oh don't call me lady, it's miss, Agatha Romes. – making a face of courtesy.
Sakegi: - Sorry, Miss Agatha Romes. – More nervous.
-No need to be so formal, just call me Agatha. – Getting closer to Sakegi.
Sakegi: -It's fine, Agatha. - Feeling the breath of the young woman on her face.
-Or rather, you can call me "my Agatha" - Placing his lips on Sakegi's mouth.
Sakegi: -Calm down there woman! – Pushing her back.
Agatha: -Don't be shy, come here, I'll make you very happy. – Putting his hand inside the dress and caressing the parts.
Sakegi: -What's going on here... - seeing her roll her eyes in pleasure as she makes those moves.
Agatha: -Sir Agent, I'm ready for you. – Putting the fingers full of viscous fluids coming from his body in his mouth. -Come! – Heading towards Sakegi.
Sakegi: -This can't be normal! – Running into the part that holds the coffins.
Agatha: -Please open it! – In ecstasy.
Sakegi: -Not fucking that this woman is into me like that, all of a sudden. – Holding the door for the woman not to open. - Seeing her put her hand inside her dress again and move, rolling her eyes as she licks the glass in the door where she sees Sakegi.
Agatha: -uh, ah, uh, there is. – Letting out low moans.
Sakegi: -What the fuck is this?! – Seeing that obscene act there. -She knows something I don't know... it can only be that. – Remembering the customs of that time. -And I know who knows.
At this point Howl undoes his brooch form and flies away, but before he can escape Sakegi manages to catch his feet.
Sakegi: -There's no, tell me what's going on here! – Holding the owl that tries at all costs to get out of there.
Howl: -I don't know what you're talking about! - Trying to peck Sakegi's hands.
Sakegi: -yeah, Edmundo, swallow that bird project.
Edmundo: -Yes sir. – Dropping his tongue in Howl's direction.
Howl: -What do you think you're doing? You caveman! – Being asphyxiated by the tongue.
Sakegi: -Speak now or you're gone.
Howl: -Okay I say... but tell him to let go of me. – I've almost voiced it.
Sakegi: -You can let go.
Edmundo: -I don't eat bird?
Howl: -I'm not a bird you idiot.
Sakegi: -Not today.
Howl: -What?!
Sakegi: -desembucha.
Howl: -okay. -Recomposing. -As you inherited the doctor's fortune, the women of this town see you as a good match and will try to make you marry them in order to get rich.
Sakegi: -That's what I suspected...damn. – Looking at the girl squirming in the doorway. -We have to deal with the situation.
Howl: -I agree, you don't have time to venture out with them. – crossing the wings.
Sakegi: -What makes you think I would do that?
Howl: -I don't know, you died a virgin...
Sakegi: -talking owl, where did you get that? – Holding the owl by the chest feathers.
Howl: -I was in the coffin when you spoke! – Looking at the door. -it disappeared.
Sakegi: -What? - looking back.
Howl: -the girl...
Sakegi: -but she was here right now. – looking out through the door window. –a black parasol? – seeing the object hanging on the funeral home door.
Howl: -Not this...that woman...what did she come here for?
Sakegi: -What are you talking about?
Howl: -Black umbrella? Sakegi, run, run as fast as possible or that woman...
-or that woman what howl? – Coming up behind Howl.
Howl: -... - swallowing hard. -Nothing, madam mystery.
Sakegi: -Madame Mystery? – remembering the letter he saw.
The woman who emerges was wearing a long black dress with long sleeves, purple trim, and corset, on her head a small purple pointed hat with black accents, her gaze was sharp and seductive, green eyes, silky white skin, her full mouth with a deep red tinge, she was a very beautiful and mysterious woman indeed.
Sakegi: -ooo! – Paralyzed to see the imposing presence of such a lady in black.
Madame: -so you are the newest undertaker. - Running his tongue over his lips.
Sakegi: -What did you do to the girl... - Sense that she had disappeared with that Agatha.
Madame: -oh yes, that inconvenience... I sent her home under a spell. – Showing that you have power by waving your fingers in the air.
Howl: -What do you want here? – looking at the woman.
Madame: -I came to meet Eitor's nephew. – feinting Howl.
Howl: -Oh no..." she's going to try that again..." - with no prospect of anything good.
Madame: -Hey you, look at me. – Pointing to Sakegi who was standing in the same place the entire time. -My name is Tulipa Natalie, the mystery madame and you?
Sakegi: -y-I'm Sakegi Tomoya Vladis, the undertaker. – swallowing dry.
Madame: -Very well Sakegi, now I will sit on you. – pulling up the dress and showing her beautiful legs.
Sakegi: -...will you sit on me?...wait what? – not understanding what she meant.
Madame: -you pretend not to understand, but your friend down there understood. – Aimed at Sakegi's pants.
Sakegi looks down and realizes he was armed, the volume so big it could be seen from afar.
Sakegi: -That's what! – Covering the front of your waist. –Another pervert!
Madame: -I see, you're shy, you've never done it before, aren't you. – making a sign with his hands.
Sakegi: -What do you have it for? - Yelling. -besides, I don't want an old woman!
Howl: -there is! ... - not believing what he just said.
Madame: -Old woman? Me? - changing the expression of the face that was smooth as a peach to a serious and scrunched up face.
Sakegi: -Yes, you pervert. – with the forrico that didn't even pass wifi.
Madame: -How dare you! – a wave of energy begins to affect the place. -Satisfaction...
Howl: -Wait, ma'am! - Trying to get closer, but the wave was too heavy and prevented him from getting closer,
Madame: -you may be a Vladis but you will pay for insulting me, Innate satisfaction! – creating a purple sphere.
Sakegi: -This is where I die for good. – seeing her launch a ball of purple energy in her direction.
Edgar: -master! – throws himself in front of the blow.
Sakegi: -...! – amazing with what the hunchback did.
Edgar one of the hunchbacks defends Sakegi from the mystery madame's blow and ends up being totally destroyed with the force of her power.
Sakegi: -Edgar... - Sawing his fist.
Madam: - Damned hunchback, but this time he didn't escape! – Creating another purple sphere of energy.
Sakegi: -It doesn't matter who you are, or what you want with me, but I can't allow you to destroy this funeral home. – picking up his cane, the real one… – "that stupid owl only taught me that word so it will have to do" – bones of the trade!
A strong wave of power comes out of the cane towards Madame, who, upon realizing what it is about, undoes her blow and creates a protection for her.
Madame: -that's... - feeling the presence of the office.
Sakegi's blow leaves the funeral home and reverberates for miles and miles, being felt by various creatures and beings.
-This power... - A man on a horse feels the repercussions.
At the funeral home, Howl ends up falling after the crashing waves are broken up, causing the atmosphere to return to its natural state.
Howl: -oh, everything is spinning. – Dizzy.
Sakegi: -Damn, did I do all this? – looking at the whole messy place after the rebound.
Madame: -what a beautiful display of power. – Undoing your protection. -It just makes me want to sit on you even more. - Licking his lips.
Sakegi: -It doesn't even have to. - Pointing his cane at her.
Madame: -what a nice cane, and I'm talking about both of them. - Looking down.
Sakegi: -huh? – Covering the front of your pants.
Madame: -Well, it looks like things are in order around here. – descending to the ground because it was floating. -You chose Eitor well. – looking at Howl. -Now I'm going to my pension.
Howl: -Pension? – flying up to Sakegi's shoulder. -so you...
Madame: -Yes, I'm back in town. - Looking at Sakegi. -You and I are not done yet. – clapping her hands twice she opens an opening in the funeral home wall and the hunchback's body returns as it was before being hit.
Sakegi: -...! – astonished.
Madame: -and take good care of your friend down there. – passing through the opening that closes shortly after that. -Soon it will be mine.
Sakegi: -What is this woman? - Feeling relief after she left.
Howl: -a witch...
Sakegi: -I'm chipped. – closing the pants zipper.