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Stupid Man Got Reincarnated

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Chapter 1 - 1. Stupidity.

'So dark...' a certain individual thought while floating in dark space.

The individual looked around him, but only darkness was around.

'DID I GO BLIND?!' The individual thought with a shock, but the individual's face was obscure, his body figure seemed like a man's, but looking at his face... it was pure white, he didn't seem to have mouth, no ears, he had eyes, but it was hard to notice because the pure white skin, since his eyes were grey.

'OH NO, I AM BLIND!' He thought, he looked around him but saw nothing but darkness, he looked at his body and saw that it was completely white, he saw his own body but...

'I AM BLIND!' This thought didn't leave his head, he wasn't ever the brightest guy around... And it shows clearly.

'No! How can I watch my cat make cute faces anymore! My life is ruined!' The man cried in his mind, with imaginary tears coming out of his pale white skin.

The man started panicking, he tried to swim through the dark space, but he didn't move even a little.

'I think I am moving! Being blind is so weird, it feels like I am floating.'

*Swishhh!*

...But then bright light covered the dark space.

'Ah, my eyes! Stupid light bullying blind man! I will kill you!'

Darkness disappeared, he saw a floating island far away from his position, the light seemed to come that way.

The Island was looking vague, but it was pretty small, he saw the beach, the island circling around it, while huge forest in the middle with a small mountain next to the forest.

'I guess mister Light is there, I will go beat him up for bullying me for being blind!'

The man and his idiotic thoughts started to fly straight to the island, but the man thought that it was all his doing, but in reality, the island's gravity pulled him towards the island.

After flying half an hour, the man finally landed on the island.

The island looked very deserted, with palm trees and sand everywhere, he looked in front of him and saw a massive forest not far from him.

He started making his way over, once he entered the forest he kept walking straight, sometimes even crashing into the trees, because he forgot to change the directions.

'Where is the mister light hiding, hmph scared of me probably.' The man snorted in his mind, because he didn't have a nose how can he snort?

He crashed few more times on the trees. 'This sneaky mister light, putting these trees as a trap! But haha, I am not falling for it.'

The man arrived at the wooden shack in the middle of the forest, he cracked his knuckles and walked towards the shack like a delinquent.

'Open Sesame!' He kicked at the door, but the door didn't even flinch.

'My blindness has weakened me!' The man thought with a shock, with anger he started kicking at the door.

''Just open the door.'' The man heard a noise in the shack, but he only snorted and kept kicking the door.

*Bam* *Bam* *Bam*

*Sigh*

The voice inside the shack sighed. ''Open the door!''

'Don't you dare to tell me what to do mister light! I am blind, not stupid, it's obviously your trick!'

*Bam* *Bam' *Bam*

He kept kicking the door.

Until the voice said. ''...What the fuck? Does he not hear me?'' Then the figure inside the shack snapped his fingers.

*Snap*

With a snap of fingers, the door opened with a slam.

'Hmph, easy!' The man thought and walked inside the shack like a hooligan.

The man saw an old man with a long grey beard and messy long hair, his face was full of wrinkles while he wore worn-out clothes.

The old man looked at the man.

*Snap*

He again snapped his fingers and the body of a man started transforming...

First, his skin started changing color, then his mouth appeared, next was his nose and ears, then lastly his clothes which were pure white.

The man now looked like a handsome youth, his medium-length light green hair was flowing gently in the air, while his face was slightly pale, but still very attractive, his green eyes looked very intimidating but still beautiful.

He kept glaring at the old man.

''Hello, young man.''

'Hmph.' The young man snorted in his mind.

''You can talk.'' The old man said gently.

'Don't tell me what to do!' The young man angrily shouted in his mind.

...But suddenly the young man's face started to turn red.

He started panicking. 'Am I dying?!'

The old man looked at him strangely. ''Why don't you breathe?''

'Don't tell me what to do! I know what I am doing!' The young man's face started turning purple, his veins popping from his forehead, his vision turning blurry.

''JUST BREATHE, WHAT THE FUCK!'' The old man screamed, he snapped his fingers and made the air start flowing from the young man's lungs.

*Snap*

''WOOOH!'' Young man breathed out loudly.

''Oh.'' Young man opened his mouth, he was surprised that a voice come out of his mouth, he forgot that he can do it after becoming 'blind'.

The old man scratched the back of his head. ''Well, welcome young man, you must be surprised why you are here.''

''I know why I am here!'' The young man screamed.

The old man raised an eyebrow in surprise.

''I am here because I walked here! Duh.'' The young man said. ''Are you stupid?'' He asked from the old man.

Veins started popping out of his forehead. ''Jokes aside... You are here because you died.''

The young man sighed. ''I know that to some people, being blind is equal to being dead, but that bullying needs to stop!''

The old man widened his eyes. 'What the fuck is he talking about?'

The young man looked at him, with disgust he said. ''You think it's funny to bully me because I am blind, I don't mind beating up an old man like you.''

The old man looked at him strangely. ''But you aren't blind.''

''Of course, I am blind, do you have Alzheimer old man?''

''But you can see me, yes?'' The old man asked with his face turning red out of anger.

''Yes?'' the Young man said, he shook his head. 'Poor old man, he has Alzheimer and he is also stupid.'

Old man's face turned even angrier, he can hear the young man's thoughts, and he is very close to beating him up.

''If you can see me... HOW CAN YOU BE BLIND!''

The young man shook his head. ''Why does it matter if I can see you?''

''BECAUSE IF YOU ARE BLIND, YOU CANNOT SEE!'' The old man screamed with bloodshot eyes.

''I am aware, old man are you stupid? Of course, blind people can't see.''

The old man started breathing in and out, in over 300 trillion years, he hasn't felt this much anger. ''Then how can you see me?''

''Because I have eyes? Isn't that obvious?'' The young man shook his head.

''OK!'' Old man screamed, he gave up.

''I will give you a wish of your choosing, choose one and I will reincarnate you, did you understand me?'' The old man said, he really hoped that the young man understood.

''Yup!'' Young man nodded.

''THANK GOD!'' The old man screamed. ''Then choose ability quickly.''

''I want my eyesight back, I don't want to be blind anymore.'' The young man said.

Old man gritted his teeth. ''I CAN'T DO IT, YOU AREN'T BLIND!!!''

''Then if you can't even give me my wish, why did you ask?'' The young man asked with a raised eyebrow.

''FUCK THIS JOB!'' The old man screamed.

''Please... Please! Choose something else...'' The old man begged, he kowtowed... Yes... He kowtowed to mortal man... While he is a creator of all things...

*Sigh*

The young man sighed. ''Fine!''

The old man sighed out of relief.

''Give me an ability which lets me hit people very hard.''

The old man thought for a moment, then he said. ''Like a Super Strength?''

The young man shook his head. ''No! Are you deaf, I want ability which lets me hit people very hard.''

Old man sweatdropped. ''Can you elaborate?''

The young man sighed deeply. ''Damn, why do they let Alzheimer patients work here, Tsk.'' He clicked his tongue.

'Deep breaths, you are a God... He is your creation after all...' The old man tried to control his rising anger.

''Give me an ability, which lets me hit people very hard.''

Veins started popping out of his forehead. ''ALRIGHT, GOODBYE!''

*Snap*

He snapped his fingers and the Young man disappeared with a cloud of smoke towards the circle of reincarnation...

The old man fell down to the ground. ''I really messed up when creating him...''

''Well, I just randomly created his ability, better hope that I didn't mess it up too badly.'' The old man sighed. ''I didn't control it well because of my anger, but I doubt I failed too much...'' Old man shrugged his shoulders and started making his way over to Heaven... He is planning to have a loooong vacation.