TITLE: We can't all be winners
Time: 12:24 a.m.
Location: Musutafu, Japan.
In a medium sized house, in one of the many rooms lied a baby on a huge king sized bed. This baby had slightly clear brown hair, gray (slightly green) colored eyes and an annoyed look on his face.
This is none other than me, your mc who now goes by the name Sora Menhera.
It has been 3 months since I got reborn into the MHA world and all I can say is, nothing is too embarrassing for me to do now.
Since I was born, I've soiled myself countless of times ranging from shitting in my pants to sucking breast milk and grace to all this, I am now a shameless. Though I have to say in no way do I regret the feeding cuz that milk is damn good.
Oh right you won't understand, *sigh* sucks to be you.
Anyway during this past month I found out various things. Firstly, both my mom and dad are alive, I thought maybe that ROB will pull some strings but it seems he didn't. My dad is a doctor and he works in one of the hospitals nearby while my mom used to work for a decoration company but it seems she resigned after giving birth to me. Her reason being that, she wanted to focus on raising me up. My mom and dad love each other a lot and since given birth to me, I have only seen their good side so life is quite good.
I can't really remember what my parents in my past life were like, it seemed as though I had lost said memory so it was easy to accept these two as my new family.
This brings up the second thing I found. I have lost most of my past life knowledge and memories. What seems to be there are just fragments (some images). This has completely shattered the advantage I was meant to have in this world but it's not as bad as they're some things I haven't forgotten like Midoriya's full cowling, Kaminari's powers from one fanfic I read and some other small stuff but nothing important seems to be there.
To add to this list, it seems I won't have to wait 15-years to meet this world's mc as just a week ago he was born, how do I know this? Well it seems my mom and Inko Midoriya (Izuku's mom) are quite good friends so as soon Izuku was born, my mom was informed and later that week, she visited her with me of course thus I got to meet Izuku while he was still a baby.
If I'm being honest, I didn't want anything to do with this pussy before the canon, you may wonder why? But it's quite simple, though Izuku is one of the best Shounen protagonist (in my opinion) there's one thing I hate about him:
He's gay.
Ahem… I mean he's a b*tch (Bakugo's specifically). I mean that guy will literally do anything to him but he'll just forgive him and not seek revenge or any shit like that, well guess that's why he's a Shounen protagonist.
*CREAK*
I look to the door and immediately notice the lady coming in. She has brown hair reaching her upper back and same colored eyes as mine. She also has a smile on her face as she walks towards me. This woman is my mom and goes by the name Aiko Menhera.
As soon as she reaches me, she lifts me up into the air and asks "oh my cute little baby, when did you wake up?"
"Gwagagu boogwegwa (a while ago mom)" she didn't really understand what I said and thus assumed as she said "oh are you by any chance hungry? Come let mama feed you"
"Guuuuuu (noooooo)" I said (more like screamed) but she still didn't get me. 'Damn this woman. Aren't you satisfied with all the times you disgraced me? You now want to do it before my fans, damn this life ain't balanced.' I thought as I began struggling to release myself from her grip but this is useless as just a second later she stuffs her breast into my mouth and I as the baby I am, am unable to control my body as I suck on those tits (not that kind bruh)
A while later and I'm completely stuffed. I burp and a sense of drowsiness hits me, my mom notices this and she smiled as she said "okay, good night my angel" with that she took me to my crib and began moving it until I fell asleep.
A few hours later,
I wake up not due to hunger but it seems as though I've soiled my diapers. 'Damn, being a baby is so embarrassing. How do those mcs do it? They're so op and even have some mind palace as babies. This ain't fair ROB' I think before using the baby's ultimate jutsu.
"Gwagu gaga gojwutsu" (crying no jutsu) and immediately I begin… well you know… crying?
And moments later, a man walks into the room. He has clear black hair, green colored eyes and a huge smile on his; this is my dad, his name; Shiro Menhera.
He walks towards me and asks "what's wrong son?" But this question is soon answered as a terrible odor feels the room, he smiles and says (asks?) "Oh you pooped. Need help changing your diaper?" This bastard! He knows I pooped and he's asking whether I need help changing my diapers. Bruh if I could do it alone then why use my ultimate jutsu?
Unable to control myself, I cry loudly and he seems to understand me as he gets to work.
----------- 6 MONTHS LATER ------------
In a spacious looking room where three individuals, two were adults while the other was a small baby whom was on the floor. This was none other than me and my family.
Now you must be wondering what's going on. Well it's quite simple, I'm crawling, baby! In all my life, I have to say this is my greatest achievement and I'll not forget this day.
I finally reach the end of my path and before me is a mirror, my parents whom were cheering me on, squealed in joy as cute little me is looking at himself in the mirror and I have to say it's only normal as I look at myself and see the slightly clear brown hair, my little gray (green) eyes and my chubby face and all I can say is:
I'm absolutely adorable.
I smirk as I begin thinking of the boys of 1A and I can't help but pity them. But what can I say? We can't all be winners.
With that, I'm taken back to my room thus marking the end of this especially beautiful day.