Yo This Guy Ded!

so this guy just died like straight up fell over and died *frowny face* . So he got sent to another world with The So Cool System. and now he is having a cool adventure like right now! so when he woke up he was filled with memories of some jackass who did not very nice things so anyway he started walking and walking and walking and then he saw a slime he was scared so he punched it and it died and then he got xp and leveled up to level 2 wow! so anyway he then did some funky shunku shunk stuff and wow he has maxed out magic and now he is basically a god now but he cant use any spells since he is level 2 very not cash money very very sad but then he found a big castle tosn city place thinggy ma bob and so he went in and then he saw princess outside of castle he walked up tried to initiate conversation and then he was forced into execution and then he died. Then, after a while of shock from the disturbed villagers someone snapped out of it looked at the decapitated head and shrieked "THIS GUY DED!!!!!!!!!!"