"Goddammit!!!!!!!" I screamed, "I've been trying to beat this stupid game for 3 days, and I can't beat the stupid final boss!!!!" I heard a voice that sounded like a choir of angels singing, "take it easy Cyden, you are the best for a reason" it was my childhood friend and long time acquaintance Evelyn Snowfern. How to describe her, for starters she was a stunningly gorgeous girl with long white hair the color of freshly fallen snow, she was the belle of the high school and had a weird obsession with the color black, as evidenced by the outfit she was wearing, a black blouse paired with black leggings and a black skirt to match the leggings with a pair of delicate looking flats in, you guessed it the color black. Her personality was unique, to say the least, she was a compassionate woman to all who didn't know her from personal experience, but underneath that compassionate and caring façade was a cute angel who was quite the clothing connoisseur as she frequented top grade, high class, name brand clothing boutiques on the weekend. If that wasn't enough to give it away, she was also filthy, stinking, rich. So rich in fact that it still baffles me why she still hangs out with me, she was an angel of mercy in my dark and dreary life and she knew it. She rubbed it in my face every now and then, but she still gave me her precious time to as she called it "save a soul from the brink of annihilation". What everyone didn't know though was beneath all of that was a merciless judge who wouldn't hesitate to pass judgement on misdeeds, evidenced by a peculiar liking for rough play and a very dark machoistic personality disguised by her outward looks and actions.
I was lost in my thoughts when suddenly I felt a sudden pain on my forehead "What?" I muttered crossly. "What do you think, Dumbass?" she retorted "you were probably thinking about how I look with my clothes off, weren't you?" I sighed, "you're still mad about that accident?", she cutely shrieked "Kyaa!!! So you were, you pervert!!!!" this is what I have to deal with ever since I accidently caught her coming out of the shower during a visit to my house. Don't get me wrong, all of the men at our school would dump their girlfriends, kill their best friend, and sell their organs on the black market just for a chance to see a picture of Evelyn dropping her towel in the shower, and if they ever found out that she did it in my house and I saw, well suffice it to say. My body wouldn't be found unless the river running through the city got dredged for a week. So she cut me a deal, if I ever tried to pull a fast one and leave town, she had to come with me, otherwise, suffice it to say, there would be hell to pay. I was a hacker, and the best in the world to be modest and she knew my dark secret, my alter identity as The Chrono Phantom. She held that axe-blade over my head every day, and as long as she held that piece of leverage over me, I was stuck with her for better or for worse. She liked to tease me, but Evelyn knew that I was infatuated with her ever since our hormones started flaring up. She had declared her love for me back when we were in elementary school, and had never let go of me since.
Her father was opposed to the idea of his daughter loving a complete and total "waste of space" as he called me. Whenever we were forced to be in the same room as each other we ended up just sniping insults back and forth, he came up with a nickname for me that he always fell back on whenever he was losing one of our 'wars' he fondly referred to me as, and I have to give him credit for 'originality', but he refers to me as the "slum rat". so I reply with my tried and true "Dumbass Gorilla in a suit" 100% success rate in getting him to back off, and still working to this day. Of course when Evelyn is in the room we both behave because she is terrifying when she is mad, we both cower in fear as shiver when she looks at us as apparently her mother had perfected it to an art, and taught it to Evelyn as well. So we made an agreement to never officially 'fight' when she is in the same house, any other time is fair game. Enough about the old fart though, I'm getting off topic, back to me and Evelyn. *elsewhere, an old man suddenly sneezed loudly for a minute, and then looked confused for a few minutes until he suddenly got angry and muttered "I bet that brat is cursing me strongly to have such a reaction, I guess I will have to up the ante when we see each other next".* Evelyn gently hit me in the chest when she saw I was distracted again, "You better not be cursing my father, Cyden."
I shivered involuntarily as I saw the terrifying aura outlining her for a split second. I was about to start whimpering when her whole mood did a one eighty and she giggled and said "because I hate it when you leave me out of cursing that brainless gorilla in a suit." *elsewhere, the same old man was about to sneeze again when he felt an inexplicable pain in his chest, it almost felt like someone had shot him with an arrow that said 'Brainless Gorilla', as he turned pale and whimpered "not my daughter, too. or is it my wife, no it can't be her, she is too heartless to curse me when I'm not around, so it must be my daughter, but why must she take after her mother in that aspect"* I smiled and grabbed her suddenly as she cutely shrieked "Kyaa!!! put me down, Cyden!!!!" I smirked as I suddenly kissed her, it was a delicious kiss as her lips tasted like fresh peaches and as our tongues intertwined I savored her unique taste as we separated and stared into each others eyes with a bridge or saliva connecting our still salivating mouths.
"I love you, Evelyn" she blushed as she said "I love you too, Dumbass", I sighed and she separated herself from my arms as she said "what new adventure are we doing today, oh mighty Chrono Phantom?" I grabbed her again and sat her down on my lap as she shrieked again and replied with, "no jobs today I'm afraid, too much hype about that new game, what was it called again? oh yeah, Dark Machina. I'm stoked to try it, it's supposed to have an unprecedented 100% immersion factor with a 100% sensory feedback engine. Can't wait for the release in a few days. The company said that its supposed to be a new world that you won't ever want to leave."