European Genius in a Cultivation World

\"Wake up, wake up, wake up" "Hey young master I think this guy is dead you can stop poking him with that stick now" "no this guy is probably sleeping" "ok young master...." "Ughhhhh" *the young master screams and faints" "young master, young master are you ok" the young master's servant looks toward the presumably dead guy. "Owww my head is killing me I wish I had an aspirin," the guy says while sitting himself up against a tree "hey you got anything for headaches like an aspirin or Advil or something like that?" * the servant looks confused* "What's aspirin?" "how come you don't know what that is?" "I may not know what you are speaking of but I do have some herbs that can help with headaches" "herbs? What are we in ancient times?" * the man looks quite confused* "Umm young lord I do not know what you are talking about... please just take the herbs for your headache I must quickly attend to young master". The man takes the herbs; at first, he doesn't expect them to help but then all of the sudden he feels a rush of energy flowing through his body. (It's like a warm golden light is surrounding me and filling me with strength). A moment after taking the herbs a sudden burst of golden waves emanates out of the man's body. "wha-wha-what's going on?" * the servant is shocked with disbelief; the golden rays of light suddenly get brighter* *the young master wakes up* "Woah what is going on it looks so cool" "young master that man just broke through to the 1st stage of Qi condensing after taking some herbs that help with headaches????? What is going on??? I can't believe it! It took me 10 years to break through the body refinement stage to the Qi condensing stage. This man is a monster". After the rays of light subsided the man opened his eyes. "Woah it feels like there is so much energy flowing through me I wonder what happened? Is that herb a superfood? I need to get more of it so I can stop drinking coffee. It's like caffeine but stronger" *the man walks over to the young master's servant* "wawawa stay away from me. Don't worry young master I'll protect you". The servant looked terrified but the man walks toward him anyway. "Hey bro, thanks for the herbs. I was wondering if by any chance you have more I would like to make a salad to eat for lunch." "yes we do t-t-t-take them all if you would like" "thanks dude, my name is Jacob Faris what's yours?" " this humble servant's name is Guo Li" "Guo Li, that's an interesting name. Where are we in China?" "Where's China? I've never heard of this place" (This place seems to be an alternate world similar to china) "Ok may I know where exactly I am and what country I'm in?" "Young lord, this is the country of Yang located on the continent of Fu Lao Zhi and currently we are in the woods on the outskirts of Bei city" "ok thanks for the information. By the way, who's the little ankle-biter?" "Who are you calling an ankle-biter? For your information my name is Bei Zhao the second son of lord Bei" (hehe this old man is going to grovel on his knees begging for me to forgive him. I'll make it easy on him. I'll just ask him to kowtow 3 times. Hehehe sweet revenge) "Oh so your father is the city lord" "hehehe now that you know kowtow to me three times then I'll forgive you" "kid what are you like 10 years old why should I feel threatened by you? Also, what does kowtow mean? I'm not familiar with this phrase" "'wha-wha-what this guy called me 10 when I'm clearly 12. Also, you don't know what kowtow means you must be stupid. Guo Li hold me back before I kill this ingrate" '' young lord please forgive my young master he is still young and doesn't know." "Who are you talking about? You dumb servant how dare you say I don't know!". The young lord takes out his sword to cut the servant then right as the servant was about to get cut Jacob grabs the blade and shatters it with one finger. "How did you get here so fast and how did you break my sword?" "seriously kid this guy just wanted to help you and you wanted to kill him". Jacob picks the young lord up by his arms and smacks him in the stomach then drops him. *the young lord out of breath* "w-w-w-w-why did you do that" *spits out blood" "M-m-m-my father will k-k-kill you!!!" "Hey, Guo Li take this kid back to his father" "young lord how dare you hit someone from the house of Bei!!! They won't let you go easily!!". The servant pulls out his sword with his hands trembling he points it at Jacob. Jacob then lowers the servant's sword as he walks close to him. "I suggest you put away your sword and take the boy back home. I'm gonna leave now" *the young lord spits out more blood* "J-j-Jacob F-Faris you won't get away with this". Jacob starts walking in the opposite direction of Bei city in hopes of finding another city. "It was a good idea to go in the opposite direction of Bei city. It seems like I've become public enemy number one there so its best to get as far away as possible"