After ordering a simple black coffee to look sophisticated to others, I went to the seat saved for me and sat on it.
A sigh of relief came out of my mouth. Not even a day had fully passed since I got my past memories and I was already wreaking havoc.
Charanko was drinking banana frappuccino while Genos similar to me was drinking cafe du noir. How the f*ck is he even able to drink it? His quirk has made him into a half cyborg... sigh.. some things are best not thought.
I wonder if his d*ck is too made out of metal. I feel bad for the woman he will pierce it into. Wait... does he even have sperm?
Well if he doesn't and if his livelihood is completely destroyed, I can always help him out by taking care of his wife.
Sometimes I can't help but think that my lackeys are lucky to have me. I have never seen a kinder boss than myself.
Just as I was going to ask Genos if he has a metal d*ck, a person cleared his throat near us. All of us tilted our heads to look at the person who cleared his throat.
A brown-haired young man, his shoulders were widespread and he had a nice body build. He wasn't really attractive and had a delinquent aura to him.
Tatsumi Oga.
I remembered him. He was from the anime Beelzebub. I have almost forgotten the plot of it, if I am correct then it was about him becoming a father for a demon baby.
I do remember enjoying the anime, I was very young when I watched it.
Quite a cool character with a does not give a f*ck attitude.
He was wearing a worn-out top and sweatpants. His eyes seemed dead, he tried to smile but similar to the kengan chairman.... his smile came out wrong.
What the f*ck is wrong with the people from animes?!
"Yes? Can we help you?" Genos asked the young man in front of us. He scratched the back of his head and nodded.
"All other places are full and there is nowhere to sit."
Genos looked at me, I nodded at him. He once again looked at Tatsumi Oga and said.
"You are welcome to sit."
He nodded and didn't say much except for a single word.
"Thanks."
None of us talked nor was I intending to do until Hilda comes but the annoying green-haired kid in the hands of Tatsumi Oga was about to cry.
Tatsumi Oga wanted to stop his cry, he knew that it would disturb others and how Beel always shocks everyone while crying.
Just as he was going to cry, my eyes turned red. Deep red similar to blood and glowed slightly as I gazed at him.
Immediately his cries stopped. He looked at me as if seeing something interesting and immediately ran towards me at full speed.
I had miscalculated, the breastmilk drinker instead of getting scared instead enjoyed it. I had forgotten that he likes scary stuff.
I swear I almost dropped my coffee cup, the little broccoli jumped on my face. His teeny weeny was about to touch my mouth.
Fortunately, I caught him by his back with a strong grip. This kid has made it personal now. I originally wanted to be a kind stepfather like my role model but I have now decided to throw that idea in the dustbin.
I will be the worst stepfather out there.
The baby giggled at me, which annoyed me quite a bit since my heart softened a bit. T-that doesn't mean I won't bully him.
Although I must say. For a demon prince, his teeny weeny really is teeny. I can be a good stepfather and then later bully him when he is in his teens I guess.
I am so smart.
Tatsumi Oga looked at me with an apologetic expression.
"I am sorry."
I smiled warmly at him.
"No worries I love... kids... plus he is a very ug-cute child."
Oga smiled, I too smiled at him and asked.
"Are you his father?"
Tatsumi Oga's face turned pale, just as he was going to deny he felt that Beel would feel sad if he called himself not his father.
He tilted his head to look at Littel Brocolli and felt his heart get stabbed. My stepchild was busy engrossed in pulling my cheeks, having fun.
Tatsumi had a slightly scrunched-up face.
"No, I am not."
He said that while looking at Beel to see his expression but to Oga's expectations Beels simply ignored Oga and continued to pull my cheeks.
I had an urge to laugh and I did laugh right in Oga's face.
"Well... he does seem to like me a lot. Would you mind if I adopt him?"
Oga who had an ugly expression etched on his visage became dumbfounded and let out a stupid sound. I bet he never saw this coming.
"Huh?"
"...."
"...."
"So... can I adopt him?"
"...."
Oga was at a loss for words, I could sense that he was thinking of what he should decide. He was heavily contemplating his decisions.
Tilting his head he noticed Beel enjoying with an extremely happy expression that Beel never showed to him.
I was sure that it hadn't been much time since Beel became his child, which means it's the start of Beelzebub anime.
If it had been in the middle stages of the anime, Oga would not even contemplate or doubt. It seems that their bond isn't that strong yet.
That's good for me.
Just as Oga was going to speak. Someone snatched Beel away from me. I tilted my head to see who took Little Brocolli away.
An extremely beautiful young woman with glossy blonde hair that covers one side of her face that was tied in a bun stood before me holding the kid in her hands
She had emerald green eyes and had a large bust. Her clothes were elegant black gothic with frills and white quillings.
I recognized her immediately, Hilda. The adoptive mother of Beel.
She glared at me with a cold expression and spoke.
"I won't let you adopt him."