"Come here."
"Oh, crap." Yun Xie remembered this part. Besides being a supposed 'Sage'-like being, he was also a bloody pervert….
This part had to do with…. The slapping of-
Screw it. Whatever.
Yun Xie coughed, standing up.
"Umm... I'll be outside."
It was sort of uncomfortable to watch that lecherous chicken hitting-
(A/N: If you haven't read Emperor's Domination yet, though some parts of the plot are actually interesting and creative, some other parts are…. Meh. Weird. Unnecessary. But it is part of his personality so….)
I mean…. Yun Xie did like some slightly perverted main characters, because even though they were sort of…. Eccentric. They were also pretty funny….
He walked outside, sitting down on that broken pillar that had not been removed yet. He snapped his fingers, a flickering ball of condensed fire illuminating the courtyard.
An angry voice echoed through the peak. Figures.
Li Shuangyan stomped outside, her expression brimming with fury. Yun Xie looked at her, extinguishing the flame, deciding to leave too… He did not really want to deal with that volcano….
Yun Xie smiled, waving to Li Shuangyan for a second, tossing her a rice ball, before disappearing in a flash of flames.
Li Shuangyan looked awkwardly at the rising smoke. Usually, countless talented young men would try to get her favor and whatnot, but these two, especially Yun Xie, made her feel like she was…..
...…
...….
...…
(A/N: Umm….. I dunno.)
A troublesome infectious cold….
(WCM: Lame.)
Yun Xie appeared back in that small inn a few million miles away. He used, "Run It Back." An ability from Valorant that he quite liked. It also fits his "Fire Fist Ace" thing…
1 week later….
Yun Xie and Mu Shaohuang drank some apple cider on the roof of an old abandoned peak.
"So… How are things lately?" Yun Xie asked Shaohuang.
"Well, just the normal boring stuff. Staying at the Crow Peak cultivating there all day long…" Mu Shaohuang sighed. "Before, I only really cultivated because I had nothing better to do, but now…. Due to your Sen Zhu Bean, I think I might break through an annoying bottleneck I encountered all those years ago…"
"It's Senzu."
"Whatever… Who really cares…" Mu Shaohuang disregarded Yun Xie's words and took a swig from the glass of cider. "Good stuff."
Wistfully looking into the distance, Yun Xie decided that sometime in the future, he would take out some Mellow Cola or something of the sort.
They sat there, chatting for a few more hours before finally parting ways. Mu Shaohuang back to the Heavenly Crow Peak, which was only half a mile away, and Yun Xie… To whatever he was doing before.
Meanwhile…..
"Dong Shenglong" greeted the Fierce War Noble, a tall, majestic-looking man adorned with flashy glittering battle armor.
"Brother Shenlong! How have things been!" The War Noble nodded to Shenglong, exchanging a few formalities.
"A new… pest has appeared that is hindering our plans." Dong Shenglong spoke venomously, with a hint of pride to it. After all, Yun Xie regarded his own acting skills as pretty good….
"Oh? Who dares to-" The War Noble dude continued on, with "Dong Shenglong" telling him of the news.
Basically, the classic evil xianxia villain dialogue.
(WCM: You were just too lazy to write it….)
(A/N: Ahem! Just to clarify, I may have made some parts a tinge bit AU as…. I dunno, I still want the part where the War Noble dude and his army go to fight Li Qi Ye and the Sect, as that would be sort of fun writing. I think Cao Xiong and Shenglong were supposed to be colluding later on after Li Qi Ye came along but…. I changed it so… Meh.)
After a while, they parted ways, "Dong Shenglong" going to report to the Jewel Kingdom. As the fake Shenglong walked away, he smirked. His "Master" Plan was falling into place. Well, it wasn't much of a plan. He was just going to backstab a few nerds and create chaos in this Jewel Kingdom.
"Cao Xiong" on the other hand, was running through a forest, smirking. He had gotten into the kingdom like a breeze with the help of "Dong Shenglong".
"Time to cause some chaos…." Cao Xiong cracked his knuckles. "Now where should I start…."
He suddenly had a brilliant idea. Why couldn't he become a bandit? He would become the Bandit King and terrorize a bunch of idiotic Jewel Kingdom People and whatnot. That would be fun…. It was sort of with no context but… Trolling required not much thought at times, right?
Meanwhile, the actual Yun Xie was in his small inn room flopping around. He had received notice that the clones had successfully infiltrated the Kingdom. Due to some stuff, Yun Xie couldn't care less about, instead of having to disperse his clones, he could sort of "receive" thoughts from them.
He was going to move to Cleansing Incense for now, as it would be closer to the plot, and most of his current friends lived there... Honestly, for Yun Xie, distance did not really matter, but it felt better for him to stay near that general area for some reason.
Yun Xie packed up all his stuff, preparing to move out, to the surprise of the innkeeper, who did not say a word. They probably would not meet again… But the innkeeper was probably only sad about losing money….
He disappeared, reappearing in a random peak near Lonely peak. Yun Xie did not really care about what the Sect Elders thought, this would be his home for now…. It was abandoned, and he was not evicting anyone. A good rent-free adobe, it consisted of a small side building and the main adobe, classic Chinese architecture with a wide empty courtyard.
Waving his hands, Yun Xie set up a Curtain over the premises and started inspecting the building. It was, as most abandoned buildings were, filled with dust and cobwebs, with a few rotting floorboards and whatnot.
Actually, a lot of Peaks were abandoned due to the lack of disciples in the current years. Though there were probably still over a hundred thousand, the Sect must have used to have over a billion disciples and elders…
Xianxia scaling is pretty hardcore. From what he had seen in "Cao Xiong's" point of view,
(A/N: There hasn't been much action for these few chapters but there might be in a few so…. Yeah.)