David: sure, that just makes this more interesting. He then snaps his fingers and in pops a very disgruntled Marcus with a look of I JUST FUCKING DIED written all over his face.
Marcus then looks around and sees me and a smile blooms on his face and he says,"So this is a dream right, I didn't just get shot in the head by that crazy kid, RIGHT?!?".
Akemi: sorry man, this is all 100% real .
He then looks forward and sees David and his smile grows from ear to ear and he screams," THIS SOME NOVEL SHIT AINT IT?!". Yep definitely my friend, I had slowly shown him some novels well, until he started reading them on his own. He really liked the reincarnation style ones, but until he started reading them on his own I was a nagging little bitch.
Marcus: So whole 3 wishes, bloodline and place of revival, correct?
Akemi: Nope 4 wishes.
Marcus: Noice.
David:Also a starting gift box to help you get started.
Marcus: OOH fancy!
Akemi: Alright then let's do this. For my first wish, I want a system that adapts to any condition such as heat, cold and radiation, also it needs to have a shop and all the cool bells and whistles, so for this system's style I want it to be darkness themed. Also for my second I want to be immortal but not regular immortal like I can't die but, one where I come back with a vengeance type shit also I want to come back with a new ability or skill and get slightly more powerful
Marcus: Fucking edge lord, Sung Jin Woo wannabe lookin ass.
Akemi:* flips him the bird* Ahem, before I was rudely interrupted I was going to say that my third wish is I want to be able to be extremely talented at everything I do so I don't act like a dumbass infront of everybody. Also I want my bloodline to be like the Shadow Monarch from solo leveling and I want it to have a limitless growth cap, meaning that I can get infinitely strong.
Marcus: MOTHERFUCKER I FUCKING KNEW IT!!
Akemi: SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN I KNOW IM PATHETIC!!!! So now that we're calmed down I think the place of revival for both of us should be DC and also we should be dropped on the front of a orphanage as babies so we have no family ties and aren't tied down trying to save the lives of our relatives from our enemies.
Marcus: Seems reasonable enough.
Marcus: Fuck yeah I'm gonna have some fun with this, alright first wish I also want a system that has all the bells and whistles minus the adaptation part and to fill that gap I want to a free skill every time I die. Yeah so you can guess that my second wish is going to be the same as my friend over here's twisted type of immortality.
My third will be that I have a limitless memory and brain capacity and I never forget anything I see, read, or hear. Next I want the power of the rulers from solo leveling and make my power a similar type as my broski's.
David: Alright now that, that's over with let's get you fitted for your new lives.
He then snapped his fingers and we both shrunk down the the size of 1 year olds and he then pulled two blankets and name tags with our names embroidered on the blankets and names written on the tags. He then swaddled us up and a door appeared behind him. He opened the door and all we saw was a colorful and beautiful galaxy that took both of our breaths away but before we could look at it more, David put us on the ground and punted us out the door.
David: I've always wanted to do that.
We then saw a kaleidoscope like view where we knew we were going extremely fast and we then felt like a rubber band and suddenly I was looking up at the sky.
I heard a door open and then a gasp as a woman carried us inside.
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Time skip 5 years
Akemi: Hey Marcus get your ass over here!
As I say that the overseer stomps out of a doorway with a wooden paddle smacking it on her hand saying", HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP CURSING IN THIS HOUSE".
Akemi:FUCK
I then starting running away trying to get away from our caretaker at the orphanage we're staying at till either we both get adopted or we turn 18.
Marcus: Fucking dumbass HAHAHAHAH you're getting chased after by mother Maria hahahaha.
Maria: oh you too, guess I'll have to give you both double the whoopings now.
Marcus: SHIT
as he too then starts running away as miss Maria's little helper Jeffrey start coming to help her wrangle us up, Jeffery is a bigger boy than us about 13 years old.
After Akemi sacrificed Marcus to the whooping gods, leaving him in his dust, they both went back to their rooms, Marcus personally being quite pissed because Akemi got zero spankings and because of that Marcus got 4 times the usual spankings.
I figured out that we were in central city and we have things to look forward to such as flash, batman, and superman but mostly flash since we're in central city.
Once we're in our room it's our 5th birthday and suprise, suprise our birthday's on fucking Christmas totally not creepy or ominous ( hint hint blue exorcist hint hint).
On our fifth birthday our system unlocks and we get access to goodness of the status screen.
Akemi and Marcus: Status
When they say that the whole building starts shaking and Akemi starts seeping darkness while Marcus starts shining like a star. When their two auras met eachother they seeps together to make two snakes eating eachother's tails but the snakes are black and golden for their respective elements. After about 10 seconds their auras weaken and eventually absorb back into their bodies.
Akemi and Marcus: 'THAT FELT FUCKING AWESOME' but they had to say it in their heads to not get more spankings from mother Maria.
[Status]
[Name:Akemi Takeda and Marcus Brockavich] (yes he's Russian and Akemi is Asian American)
AN: for the status screen because i don't want to do two separate status screens Akemi's abilities and stats will go first while Marcus' will go second and ones that don't have their names behind them in the abilities section both of them have.
[Strength] 14/15
[Agility] 16/15
[Reaction Time] 19
[Learning Rate] 60(they both have mind oriented wishes)
[Durability] 15
[Abilities]
[Immortality][Darkness manipulation (Akemi)] [Superhuman Adaptibility (Akemi)] [Superhuman strength (minor)] [Superhuman Reaction Time(minor)] [Superhuman Durability(minor)] [Light manipulation( Marcus)][Free Skill Every Time He Dies(Marcus)] [Limitless Memory And Brain Capacity (Marcus)]
Skills
None to speak of absolutely none, you guys are 5 year olds-David
Akemi: Well that was anticlimactic I guess that starter gift thing was a ho-
*DING*
Just then a screen pops up in front of them titled " Starter Package"
1 Insta level up token ( minor to basic for skills or E-to E for stats)
1 mind space ( like a training ground in your mind, can take any character from the multiverse and have them train you, advantage if they are an actual teacher)
10,000 store credits
Low Durability Armor Suit (blocks a knife but not a bullet)
1 Insta kill glove between the two of you (if you're in a dire situation, can't kill someone like darksied or superman, or any other being like them but can weaken them).
Shared Inventory and Store
2 million real world dollars each
P.S. Took a while for this to get through A.R. (Angel Resources) that's why it was late - David
Marcus: damn it took 5 years for that shit to get through A.R. that's worse than HR here.
Akemi: Damn 10,000 coins I wonder how much that really is like compared to if we were gonna buy one punch man's powers.
Akemi:Store
A screen that says store then pops up in front of my face and has many options from God tier powers like Simon's from gurren lagann who literally destroyed universes in his battle with Anti-Spiral which costs 10 trillion credits to get to miscellaneous things like a hamburger for half a credit so I could buy something like an upgradable Pyrokinesis for 5000 credits. I decide to buy Kratos' blades from god of war for 2500 but imbue them with shadow instead of fire for 500 additional credits so that's 7000 more credits for me the blades look like they were created for Nyx the Greek goddess of darkness than Ares.
Marcus then buys Gáe Bolg from fate if you don't know what it is its a blood red spear that is mostly utilized as a throwing weapon and is more powerful that way but works just fine as a regular spear, he buys this for 4000 but spends an extra 500 to imbue it with light and instead of a blood red appearance it kind of looks angelic.
We live in a kind of low class residential area next to a few banks and I doubt that's a coincidence since criminals have already broken into it once over the last five years.
We aren't in the best area either we live right next to slums where there a gang wars next to us almost weekly doubt that's a coincidence either, David.
David up in heaven: I don't know what you're talkin bout dude.
We are both looking through the system interface and there are a few interesting tabs that are titled with question marks and it doesn't do anything when you mentally click on them either. My mind automatically went ooh secrets.
I then use my level up token to upgrade my Durability so I don't die and Marcus upgraded his Agility to 15 where it was originally 14 to level out his strength and Agility, fuckin min-maxing already.
We both then pull out our armor suits that are made out of a cheap carbon fiber that will yes stop a blade but it will definitely not stop a bullet and it says in the item's description that it's upgradeable so it could definitely get better. Respectively our outfits are themed to look like reapers and angels and mine kinda looks like it with shambled together with some black cloth and a hood so it fits the part and of course they will fit to our size as we get older.
I noticed that after our awakening occurred muscles grew on our arms, legs, and stomachs, such as abs. I mean now with our suits on we kinda look like really small super heroes, where we used to look like the 5 year olds we are.
We then heard outside our door a yelling and screaming of mother Maria, and then the angry screams of a young man outside out door.