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Chapter 8 - Having A Blast (Dookie)

Dante: "Country music lovers here! YEEEEEEEHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Mike: "Yeah ok. And, Michael and Da Vinci: if you could dance your butts off on this next one, I'd appriciate it. !Gracias! Uh, this next one is about a stupid idiot with a bomb. This is called "Having A Blast".

(It was a slow song, but the place ERUPTED when they began (Pun intended))

Mike: "Takin'.... all you down with me! Explosives duct taped to my spine! Nothin's gonna change my mind! I won't listen.... to anyone's last words! There's nothing left for you to say, soon, you'll be dead anyway! (w/Dawkins and Jake): Well, no one here is getting out alive! This time I really lost my mind and I don't care! So close your eyes, and kiss yourself goodbye! And think about the times you spent and what they've meant! (Mike): To me it's nothing! To me it's nothing! To me it's nothing! To me it's nothing!"

"I'm losing.... all my happiness! The happiness you pinned on me, my loneliness still comforts me. My anger.... dwells inside of me! I'm taking it all out on you, and all the {nicks} you put me through! (w/ Dawkins and Jake): Well, no one here is getting out alive! This time, I've really lost my mind, and I don't care! So close your eyes and kiss yourself goodbye! And think about the times you spent and what they've meant! (Mike): To me it's nothing! To me it's nothing! To me it's nothing! To me it's nothing! (Bridge): "Do you ever think back, to another time? Does it bring you so down that you thought you lost your mind? Do you ever wanna lead a long trail of destruction? And mow down any bull{crap} that confronts you? Do you ever build up all the small things in your head? To make one problem that adds up to nothing? To me it's nothing To me it's nothing To me it's nothing!" (And they ended) (And yes, DV and Michael danced their butts off)

Mike: "Yeah! Bombs! Don't mess with those. There explosive and please, only use them for arceoligolical exploration only."

Dawkins: "I concur: The possibility of a human duct taping a bomb to his spine is HIGHLY unlikely."

(The crowd laughs)

Randon dude: "Nice doll! NERD!" (Everyone around him guaffaws)

Dawkins (embarrased): "Oh, kibbles..." (His face turns red)

Mike: "Who said that?! WHO THE F**K SAID THAT!? WHO'S THE SLIMEY LITTLE JERK WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT?!?!??! Oh, it was the guy in the 2Pac shirt! Hey buddy! No no no no no no no no no no! Ey ey ey ey! Look at me! Look at you! You thinks it's funny to roast my dogs?! Huh?!"

(The dude was flexing)

Mike: " Oh boy! You think your SO tough! Well, your not! Your not tough, a scumbag is more like it!"

Dimitri 2: "Oi buddy with the 2Pac shirt, you mess with one of our bros, you mess with US!" (They snarled)

Mike: "Look at you! You think your a tough boy for teasing my dogs doll, well let me tell you you're DEAD wrong! Princess Positron is the greatest aerospace engineer the world has ever known!!" (The crowd roars, some people filming this scene)

"Yeah. HEY! Look at me! Look at you! You want to be an ass some more?! Get the f**k outta my show!! (The crowd erupts) "Get the F**K outta my show!! Get the f**k outta here! You don't come to my show to be a prick, you come to my show to go crazy and have fun!!" (The crowd roars) (The guy is being escorted out by security) "Security, that guy is banned from all future shows here. Take note of that! That immature freshman is no longer allowed here at a Hunter and The Big Dawgs show!!" (The crowd is chanting "Freshman Suck!")