What a strange planet by a pink gelatinous alien.

A strange pink blob jumped from it's spaceship, the earthlings seemed to be in a stat of hibernation such a unique ability to do so standing upright with their eyes open, then some started shaking as they made loud piercing noises, is this how they leave hibernation ? some still shaking tapped little control pads while others ran at exceptional speed in the opposite direction, Giselle, Bish you gotta get down here there is some gumby looking thing, came right out of flying piece of ... the pink blob understood none of this but found earth fascinating . The ground was hard to stand on His wobbly legs barely held him up, looking down the substance the planet was made of appeared to be alive but is not sentient how disappointing, still promising otherwise reaching down he picked one of the green life forms it became pink and bloomed he held it out to one of the few remaining earthlings, Giselle I have to call you back the earthling made noises as they placed the control pad away .