Ok so black void that consumes everything the eye can see? Check.

Dude standing infront of me that is basked in yellow and what I would assume to be godly light. Check.

And him asking me if I would like to be reincarnated. Check, I have officially been fucked in the ass.

"Uh do I gEt to pick?" If any of my freinds were here I would definitely have been made fun of for that voice crack

"Hell no dude, I'm gonna have fun with this one, everyone gets to pick but not you bucko. All you know is you have a system thats it seeya later"

"Fuck yo-" I didn't get to finish my latest sentence of profanity because I was overwhelmed with light and snipping... and titties? holy shit that duche bag turned me into a baby.

Oh my God this is my new mom and I'm gonna remember sucking on her Boobs this is....I don't really know. I mean I'm not a hormonal 18 year old right now so I feel nothing. Thank God, or whoever the duche bag was. If I did... well I don't really wanna think about it.

But back onto the whole reincarnated thing

I have a system so let's see this bad boy. 'Menu'

A blue screen popped up infront of my face and the text stated *Sorry dude I'm lazy so your not getting any abilities or anything really cause thats to much work so you get stat points, stats, gamer mind, gamer body, health bar, stamina bar and thats it* 'That makes sense as to why I'm not screaming and trying to claw out my new moms eyes, and I'm just calling her new mom and not sad about dying..... that can't be healthy right?

"God if this is a bad universe im actually going to kill myself' I heard far away chuckles which did not help that thought process at all. I mentally sighed since my underdeveloped lungs couldn't and tried to look around the place to see where I was.

It looked futuristic but..... I'm hungry and bored, and tired God everything sucks "WHAAAAAAAAA" I wailef at the top of my lungs

*2 HOURS LATER

'I.... hate everything.. please tell me this body has a mindscape cause if it does im not coming out intill I'm atleast 6. I quickly closed my eyes and tried to enter my mind. It took awhile like atlest a bijillion hours but I finnaly did it

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I appeared as a 6 year old child in the mindscape. I think it knew the age I wanted to be and just put me im here like this. Which is very convenient thank you me.

Ok now let's do this for real. "Menu"

Name : Jacob Johnson "that is the most basic name I have ever heard"

Age : 3 hours

Race- Human

Str - 3

Agl- 5

Wis-15

int-13

Char - 6

Aren't I 3 hours old how tf do I have 3 strength? I get the wisdom and intelligence since I reincarnated but what the hell?

(Jacob is the son of ? and ? who are ? this means he is stronger, smarter, faster and just all around better than anyone his age.)

"Fuck thats not good, that means I'm important, thats not good anywhere"

I sigh and swipe away my menu sheet. I than sit down and meditate, fuck that God, I'm gonna skip intill I'm 3 since I'm gonna have to train my ass off so I don't get blind sided by whatever world the duche put me in. I just pray to the duche I'm cursing that he didn't put me in DC or MARVEL.

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I opened my eyes and sighed, I spent 3 years in my mind trying to organize the place when I realized my new body had photographic memory. My body was strong, way to strong and I wasn't on earth.

I didn't know where I was and it was starting to piss me off.

I kickoff the comfortable bed and immediately start doing push ups intill failure. 270 push ups later I collapse to the ground sweat sticking to my body and my stringy hair attached to my face.

(Strength +1)

I smilecat the notification and stand up and look into the mirror. My Eyes were so blue that they were almost white, it contrasted well with my matt black hair that was starting to curl at the ends.

I was a giant 4ft for 3 years old and before I could study my body my father walked in on me.

The man who always looked at me with a cold gaze from what I rememberd looked at my sweaty body and smiled "Like your parents huh?" This confused me intill he started yelling like a drill sergeant.

"If you wanna survive this galaxy than you need to be stronger, Drop and give me 50 more" he yelled

For some reason I was compelled to yell Yessir and got down to push up position. While I was pushing my little body to the breaking point my dad had walken down stairs.

(3rd person)

"He is starting to work out" The male voice said in a startlingly happy voice.

The female voice sighed, you could hear the displeasure in her voice "Jay, I know they'll come for him but do you really think he'll need this?" she sounded as if she was in pain trying to complete the sentence

The man's grin was replaced with a frown and a sigh escaped him just like his wife "You know that they'll want to cut him open like a science project, he needs to protect himself and maybe even us" The women was going to retort when a young voice yelled out from the upstairs

"I'm done and I did 100 instead of 50" the dad smiled and looked at his beautiful wife "Hes an over achiever just like you" His smile got just a little bit twisted after he said this

'oh shit is this what anime people feel like when there about to die?' the boy thought shivering

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