10:00 AM Barren Planet 340, Nut Star Cluster, Nanak Galaxy
In a insignificant lone spaceship, flying below the clouds:
"Captain!" A man shouted from the radar desk, "We've got the signal!"
The captain nodded her head, waving her hand flippantly, she replied, "Alrighty then, prepare for landing."
Hearing the lackadaisical reply, the man lowered his head to comply, his eyes flashing an eerie light.
The captain, though seemingly lazing around, caught the evil glint in the crew member's eyes.
"Crew member 2, please remember to not pull any-" The captain started...
"ERROR ERROR ERROR TERMINAL 2 FAILURE LOWERING ALTITUDE TO- ERROR SYSTEM FAILURE EMERGENCY LANDING PROCEDURES INITIATING" The ship's alarm rang, the blaring noise disorienting the captain.
"Hahaha! Now, Ms. Nasaki, what should I do with you? Should I.... Have my way with you? Or should I take my time?" The crew mate cackled, "I've been waiting for so long to taste that sweet ass!"
"Why the hell? Where are the other crew members? They should be here by now!" Nasaki cried, her heart racing, "Also what the hell you pervert! I've only known you for a year on this ship!"
"The other crew members?" Baron crowed, his voice becoming maniacal "They're with me!"
As he said that, the crew members strutted in one by one, their steps beyond steady despite the spaceship losing altitude by the second.
"AND WE'll HAVE TURNS!" Baron laughed, "EVEN IF YOU GET STUCK ON THIS BARREN PLANET, AT LEAST WE WONT HAVE TO DISPOSE OF THE EVIDENCE! MUAHAHAHA!"
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1 year later
"The sounds of a baby crying came from a cave over there!" - voice 1
"Holy shit! There's a baby coming out of a carcass!" - voice 2
"The baby is alive? Then let's take it and leave!" - voice 3
"Hey what do you think he should be named?" - voice 4
"Planet Leader will decide! So shut up and get out of here!" - voice 1