Hi.
You who keepth calm and read this, I write to thee.
Why?
Cause I'm in the kitchen and my phone is in my hand and I can't go to my room cause if I do, this New Year's holiday onion-chicken soup will burn.
I can swear this reason to write is stronger than my reason to live.
So just let it be, okay?
Alright! Now that's out of the way....let me just say that it's raining here.
Ha. You thought I was gonna introduce myself there for a moment! didn't you?
Why would I do that?
Why?
I didn't choose the name my parents gave me. I didn't choose where, how and to whom I was gonna be born, and I sure as hell didn't even want to be born-( or so I think).
But does anybody ever listen to me?
NO!
Why? Why would they?!
Neither you nor I can answer that question and many more!
(If you are God, feel free to dodge the inclusion statment up there.)
I carry my identity crisis-es with my identity cards- in my wallet(when I buy one one day that is), or in my jeans' back pocket (when the jeans finally fits), or over my forehead (when Armageddon finally happens and we start being identified by the barcodes on our foreheads).
So annnyyyywayyy, call me Miss Unidentified.
Just because.
Let it be!
LET.IT.BE.
You saw nothing and you heard nothing of all that I'm about to tell you.
Bibidee Babadee boo! That's end of chapter one of my non-sense for you!
(Oh yeah_forgot to mention! this is my resolution for this new year by the way.
I will...write jibber jabber here.
I can come up with a reason stronger than my reason to live any time to do so- but I am too lazy to think right now.
This is my third new year this year by the way! Just getting that out there!
Hahahaha! Not a lot of you can actually get to say that, can you?
I know- so amma go ahed and rub the fact that I live in three different calender systems at the same time on your phone screen!
That's right! Look at it!
I got extra coupons for New year's resolutions- all as useless as the original new year resolution coupons but still as EXTRA as a frappuchino!
Do you need one as well?
....well fix your calender system! What are you looking at me for?!)
Byeeeeee.