The Cheeseburger Family

Once upon a time, there was a Cheeseburger Family.

They had 4 children, two sons, a baby boy & a baby girl.

The father was Bacon CheeseBurger, that's his name.

The mother was Onion CheeseBurger, that was her name.

Their 7-year-old son, Mark Cheeseburger.

Their 8-year-old son, Rock Cheeseburger.

Their 2-year-old daughter, Gem Cheeseburger.

& their baby boy who was 1-month-old, Gosh Cheeseburger, Gosh was the baby's name.

They all had heads that appeared like a Cheeseburger with a patty & lettuce.

Gosh's head was made of rubber & was Cheeseburger-colored.

Rock's head of made of Rock & was Cheeseburger colored.

Gem's head was like a Cheeseburger colored gem.

Mark's head was like Cheeseburger-colored human flesh.

The mother's head was like a Cheeseburger molded to be one object.

The father's head was like a duck-taped Cheeseburger, it was duck-taped because it wasn't like his wife's head.

Her head was as if all the ingredients were one, they looked separate but you couldn't separate them.

Meanwhile, his head would fall apart.

He was a part of the Cheeseburger-like people.

His kind of Cheeseburger-like people would duck tape their body parts together.

There was a spiritual line that if it fell apart, if you went too far, the parts would follow you, regardless, on their own.

They were all human-sized with very big Cheeseburger-like heads.

Bacon Cheeseburger was a man who protected his Cheeseburger-like family.

There was an attic & basement to his house.

One day, a giant woman showed up at his house.

She appeared human & was human & often ate the fruits, animals & veggies of farms that freely gave her food so she wouldn't eat someone.

Her name was Lollipop Riverson.

Lollipop used to be normal-sized before she ate a pill that her scientist father made, then she became like a giant.

Lollipop used to take food from the store, stealing at first, but then the stores were too afraid to say no to her, so they let her have the food for free, the farms would make a lot of food just to feed her.

Lollipop always looked down when she walked to make sure she didn't step on anyone.

Lollipop had to raise her butt in the air if she had to fart.

Lollipop had to Raise her head high in the air if she had to burp.

Lollipop Peed in a section of the ocean that the government separated from the actual ocean, any water that came out of her pee-spot would be filtered for ocean water to cut down on water pollution.

Lollipop pooped on places where they wanted to grow her food to make giant veggies & fruits.

Lollipop spit in the pee spot, too.

Once Lollipop met the Father of the Cheeseburger family, he was horrified because she was so big that he assumed that there wasn't food big enough to feed her except for his & his wife's heads.

His & his wife's heads were the only ones with real Cheeseburger.

His race of people also knew of Lollipop & fed her the food they had & hid their families from her in fear.

They knew she could get hungry enough to chow down on their precious Cheesy bodies.

They had human bodies but their heads were Cheeseburger-like.

Lollipop had accidentally bit into one.

She kept eating the poor man, even after he told her he was alive.

She even ate his body after eating his head & killed him.

Lollipop saw the place as a buffet if they didn't feed her.

So, they constantly had food in store for her to pick up, out in the open for her to find.

Bacon told her "Don't kill me, I'll make you Cheeseburgers!"

Lollipop says "What?" In deep confusion.

Bacon yells "I used to work as a fast-food chef, making large Cheeseburgers."

Lollipop thought, then says "If you come to my farm, you'll find giant fruit & veggies. Use that & the dead cows to cook my burgers."

The only burgers she ever had were living burgers.

In total, she's eaten up to 60 burger-men.

Bacon refused to bring his family & warned them about the giant man-eating lady.

Bacon kept his family in the basement & whenever he heard her coming, he's come out of the basement, cook a cheeseburger for Lollipop & feed it to her.

Then, he began making 7 literal giant cheeseburgers so she wouldn't eat him & his family.

The giant burgers were the size of her face when just one, the size of her fingers when 7.

Lollipop one day told him "You like making cheeseburgers don't you? Why don't you work as my personal chef?"

Bacon got suspicious but chose to do so, so she wasn't near his vulnerable family.

Even though his kids' heads were inedible doesn't mean that the bodies below their heads aren't made of human flesh.

Bacon went & moved in with her at her request, he had this feeling that she was messing with him to eat him.

Bacon had his own room & told her that "If you eat me, you won't get any of my nice burgers because I'm dead."

Just then, Lollipop's growled.

It made him shake as she said "I think I can manage."

Bacon ran into his room.

Bacon only told her of his family when she asked if...

"Do I get to eat your family?" In hunger.

That resulted in him sobbing for her not to kill his family, so, out of pity, she agreed.

Now, since he lived with her, she wanted to lick him to see if he tasted good.

Bacon worried she'd eat him if he didn't make himself taste bad but worried she'd go after his family if he tasted bad.

He told her "Most of my family is not made of Cheeseburger." Which was true.

Bacon says "Most of my kids are either totally humans flesh or stone-headed with human flesh & one is rubber headed."

Lollipop knew of the different heads of burger people.

IT actually kept her from eating them, they tasted terrible like that.

Lollipop says "Oh, that would taste terrible."

Lollipop assumed he was the only one in the family with a good burger head saying "You must taste like a real burger, huh?"

Bacon says "Um... Well, I taste awful."

Lollipop licks him saying "You taste like duck tape & bacon. I don't like the duck tape, but I'd eat that bacon."

Bacon ran off from her, he thought "I knew it was a trap, why eat me? I made her burgers all the time!"

Lollipop licked her lips as she grabs his head saying "I wish I don't have to eat you. You're pretty nice."

Bacon yells "I make your food, why do you have to eat me?!"

Lollipop asks "Can you keep it up? You are my food!"

Lollipop opens her mouth to eat him as he yells "Of course I can keep it up, I make you up to 7! Don't eat me! Eat the food I cook for you, instead of me!"

Lollipop paused just as he was in her mouth, then pulled him out saying "Yes, I remember. You have the ability." In hunger.

Lollipop went outside & killed a Cow by squeezing it with her hand.

Lollipop cut the cow up with her giant knife & told him to cook it, so he did.

Bacon cooked her 17 burgers.

Bacon was alone in his kitchen, checking on her to make sure she wasn't shady.

Lollipop's mouth was watering for a burger, once he was done, she ate them all.

He watched her eat them & shivered.

Once Lollipop was full, she looks at him & smiles saying "Tomorrow, do the same thing but don't expect to survive with you so close to my food. I may mistake you for a burger & care less about you next time."

Bacon shivers yelling "Be careful, don't you like me?!"

Lollipop saw him as a cow or animal, edible.

Lollipop says "Yes, I'll make sure not to chew you so I can pull you from my mouth. Always move around in those situations. I need to feel movement so as not to chew or swallow you."

Lollipop would put him in her mouth twice a day on purpose, even though he made sure to leave her food out a little early before she got there so he could be gone by the time she showed up.

Lollipop would pull him out for fun.

One day...

Bacon hired a man with a normal human head to cook for her in his stead, because of yesterday...

Lollipop put him in her mouth, but she wanted to replace him, so she slightly bit on his head to play with him, she didn't want to kill him just yet out of pity for his plight in her mouth.

She licked him in her mouth, trying to savor him.

Her human replace yells "Stop! I have a burger to replace the one in your mouth that's alive, I'll only cook burgers for you if you spit him out!"

Lollipop kept savoring him, then pulls him out of her mouth & looked at the replacement's face, he was serious.

So, she put Bacon down.

Lollipop says "This was a miracle." It was, Bacon was a Christian & prayed for Jesus Christ not to let her eat him, so Jesus sent the replacement & made her spit him out.

Lollipop licks Bacon one more time, then says "You taste so good." Bacon ran off.

Lollipop kept licking him as he ran.

Lollipop was following him with her tongue, trying to keep on tasting her burger.

After he escaped, he hired a human-looking man to replace him & work with Lollipop's replacement.

Bacon took his family & moved them to Australia.

They lived alone in the city with plastic bubbles with air holes over their heads to protect them from hungry humans & giants.

The End...