If I may, I would like to present a question to you... what is the point of living?
In truth, there is no reason on why we should continue existing and going through life.
We suffer pointlessly. Disease, Natural Disasters, Wars, Old Age, Racism, Sexism, Discrimination, Inequality, Mental Illness and a neverending sleuth of things in life which make existing harder.
It feels as though the universe itself is at work to try its absolute to hardest to make sure we can't continue living.....
Yet, we continue and we persist and we do so anyways. We don't go through life because we have a reason to.... we go through life because we can.
.....
Man, I'm really craving some shortbread.
And some coke and crisps would be nice as well.
Am I bleeding? I snap back to reality and try to sit up. Every part of my body hurts like hell. I examine myself and notice the countless wounds, injuries and bruises.
What the hell I was doing last night? Call a fat woman fat on Twitter?
Oh wait I remember now. I got jumped by Petra and his gang. While I know a bit of martial arts and can defend myself pretty well, up against a gang of people? It doesn't matter how many martial arts you've mastered or how much you lift, if there's enough people you're fucked.
Pair that with their brute force powers and well its overkill at this point. I have a plan though but first let me go home.
I arrive at my apartment, take a shower, get changed and get bandaged up. I noticed that my eyes are a different colour and also are glowing..... weird.
I probably got a concussion in the beatdown and I can't do anything about it so I'll just ignore it for now and get it checked out later.
I grab my phone and begin my operation.
{TEXTING}
Kayla: Heyyyyyyy
Jamie: Heyyyyyy
Karla: I was thinking.... we've been dating for a year at this point but we've never even met in person!
Jamie: Probably because you kept rejecting my plans to set up a date
Karla: Well that was a year ago silly! I know this really cute manga café and we've GOT to visit
Jamie: Blanche?
Karla: You know it?
Jamie: Wait, does this mean you live at Sherin Street?
Karla: Tf are you psychic? I thought you said your powers were earth manipulation????
Jamie: No it's just I live there!
Karla: So we live close to eachother? Do you go to Phoenix?
Jamie: YOU GO TO MY SCHOOL??? WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR A YEAR HOW COME YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ME THIS?????
Karla: You never asked 😚😋
Jamie: Hell we might have already met! When can we meet up?
Karla: Tomorrow After School?
Jamie: Perfect.
Karla: See you then 🥰
hahaha.....
Hahahahhaa....
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
YOU FOOL! YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP CARD!
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS KARLA BUT NO, IT WAS ME! DAMIEN LENOIR!
That's right, folks. For the past year I have been catfishing one of my bullies and pretending to be his fictional girlfriend Karla.
Fortunately, with my slender build, long hair, pale skin, androgynous features and with a bit of makeup I can make a very convincing girl. I can even make quite a good girl voice too.
My disguise was so good, It made me mad cause I'm hotter when I'm a girl ðŸ˜
Anyways, I've only done this for literally every one of my bullies except Petra. Even the lines of the LGBTQ are straighter than him.
It was either this, or I shoot up the school. There's no in between.
And the kids with the pumped up kicks, better run better run, better outrun my gun.
Now, time to get ready for my revenge. I wonder how I shall make Jamie, my first target suffer?
End.
Author Note:
Future Self Here: This is so edgy wtf 💀💀💀
I'm renewing everything. Start anew.