"Oi!~ Jeong-Ah ya~ we're empty on bottles. Please get us some~", with a disgusting greasy smile one of my classmates who have gathered at my part-time job café asked me to bring them more soju. As my workplace is the nearest for their graduation party they all crashed here.
"Why not go order yourself.." I mumbled in a low voice clicking my tongue in annoyance while unwillingly again being a pushover and going to the counter to bring more soju bottles for them.
My name is Jang Jeong-Ah, I'm plain looking with brown wavy hair, almond shaped double eyelid black eyes, 168cm tall, fair skinned and what they call "four-eyes" . Being 25 years old part-timer to pay my university fees and loan that my parents left behind on my name, my life is truly a push and pull between me and God.
I kept the soju bottles they ordered on the table with loud CLANG! and left from the party saying I have some urgent matters to do. I could still hear them cursing and laughing at my back when I left the café, but I couldn't care less about those comments made on my back as I seriously had an urgent job at my home.
I rushed to my house trying to put the key right in the key hole but while panicking and sweating in pain I barely made it inside and went straight to my bathroom, as I SERIOUSLY NEEDED TO TAKE A DUMP!
As always, firstly I release some load then check about other worldly matters, oh! but this time I was facing real trouble to release my "tension".
It feels as if I'm going into a labour but I'm not even pregnant!
Quivering and Sweating, putting my blood, sweat and tears I closed my eyes and decided to "push" once again!
"Okay, huff!...1..2..ーmmppphh!!!"
Did it work? The shit is out? My baby is out? Why is it blank white in front of my eyes? I don't even feel anything! don't tell me I have fainted!!ー These thoughts were running in my mind then suddenly I hear a faint small voice calling for someone.
"ーdy?....ーy ladー...arー u up?...
M'LADY?!"
"HUH?! ha...huff! KUFF! KUFF!! KUFF!ーfu...fu.." a fancy room and a beautiful lady in maid costume staring at me with worried expression, do I know heー
"..Ah...umm...M-MARY?..."
"Oh!! thank god!! you're awake my lady!!"
NO WAIT A SEC' !!
THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT!
WHO'S "MARY"??! No, who is "MY LADY" HUH?!
"U-um, excuse me...who are you?
a-and um, where-where am I? "
"Oh my god!! My lady! let me call the doctor again!! I'll call the count and the countess as well!!! oh my god!"
"N-no! no! no waiー"
I couldn't even complete my sentence and that pretty lady calling me "My Lady" wept and left the room to call some strangers. Weird! But as I touched my hair it felt SUPER SILKY, not only my hair but my skin is smooth as well! The nails are painted skin tone and as I hurriedly ran and stood in front of the mirror, I AM NOT "ME" ANYMORE!!! WHO IS THIS PRETTY LADY HERE??!! IT'S NOT ME!!
WHERE AM I??!!
Looking at the mirror at my "new" self, I see this beauty has pretty face, her hair is beautiful blonde, not flat-chested thank god!!!...and her eyes ...
"....Ruby redー !!??
"SARA GALLIOIS" ?!!! "
Aaaahー here's the real shit that's stuck now, so now I conclude that I died while pooping and "possessed" the body of SARA GALLIOIS who's a side character in the psychopath genre based romance novel ROSE GARDEN. Thinking on how they'll find my body in the commode with unwashー [BEEP]
Okay... let's censor that part.
I heaved a sigh having a slight headache. When I tried to touch my head, I felt a slight bump over my forehead.
"Wait,..a bump ?
...A FUCKIN' UGLY BUMP??! ON THIS BEAUTIFUL FACE??!!ー"
"DAUGHTER!!"
I jolted to hear the anticipated scream coming from the door of my huge princess room. It was the Count Galliois, with the Countess and the doctor followed by Mary.
"oh sweetheart, you're awake!!"
"oh dear we've been so worried!!"
"oh umm, fatherーOOP!ーmother you're squeezing me!ーOOF!!"
The way Galliois couple hugged Sara Galliois made one thing clear to me, that this body is surely loved so much and even though I was getting squeezed between the Galliois couple I didn't mind it, as it was something I never experienced ever since my vision broadened about world in my past life.
"Ah, we're so sorry sweetheart! You've just gotten well and we squeezed you again."
"I-It's alright, umm, mother.."
"Oh my! Mary was right dear, our daughter hasn't been fully recovered. Look she's calling me mother..!"
The countess got teary hearing me call her formally. I don't want to raise any suspicions about me as I newly acquired this body soー
"Ah, no MOM...! I am perfectly fine now, it's just the repercussions of the moment I got hurt falling down from the library you see!"
"Oh, it's alright then the doctor is here to check on you.."
"Yes, and they'll report us everything after the check up..!"
The Galliois couple has daughter-complex and now I'm getting rechecked on my health after possessing this body. As far as I remember I had read this novel in my high school days during my midterms. But the author suddenly stopped uploading about it , I didn't got to know the ending that's sad buy what's more sad is THE GALLIOIS FAMILY WILL GO TO BANKRUPTCY AND THE HOUSE WILL GO TO A RUNDOWN! And to add cherry on the cake SARA GALLIOIS IS TO BE EXECUTED ON THE DAY BEFORE THE ANNIVERSARY BANQUET OF VISCOUNTESS VANESSA FOR FRAUDULENT ACTIVITY IN THE BANK AND HARASSING THE FEMALE LEAD!!! Poor her, she was plotted against by the female lead's sidekicks and was always a pushover...just like me.
I got hiccups and cold sweat recalling these matters. Luckily doctor was near me so he gave me some pills for high blood pressure and headache. After the doctor left and I had my meal on my bed, I wanted to make sure of the date as Sara Galliois was only a side character, so the details about her was vague in the novel but since she was an important sidekick who bullied the female lead there is more about her compared to other side characters.
"What's the date today Mary?"
"Its 146th day of the Imperial Calendar, 265"
"WHAーKHOFF! KHOFF!KHOFF!KHOFF!!!ARGHH!!ー"
I chocked on the water I was drinking to digest my food, old habits die slow. That means I have one month left for the ruin of Galliois house and my execution!
I started pondering on the ways I could save myself and this household. As I got a new life to live, an another chance given by God maybe, to correct my life I was living up till now; I don't want to lose the ones who are dear to me in this life!
"Mary go arrange a paper and a pen for me as soon as possible"
"yes my lady!"
Let's live this new life how I want to! I won't be a pushover anymore!