"Oh gods, it's soooo good," Alex moaned, catching a long string of rich honey that slowly dribbled off his chin with his fingers. Already on his third plate of steaming hot buns, Alex completely ignored the light giggles of the serving girls who were working behind the counter of the cafeteria.
Normally, Alex always visited the cafeteria later than everyone else, so that the boys wouldn't be around to bother him as he eat. At that time, usually there wasn't any serving girls available— they were all busy in the back, washing dishes and cleaning up — and the only food available was the already cold leftovers. A steaming hot meal, fresh from the oven like this, was almost Heaven in Alex's eyes!
Sticking his fingers in his mouth, and sucking on them, caused Alex to let out a small, almost orgasmic moan, which resulted in another round of light tittering and sighing from the serving girls who watched him almost religiously. "Today's one of those days when I almost wish I was Thorn," Alex sighed, rubbing his already overly-full stomach gently.
Ever since a little over a year and a half ago, Alex hadn't been able to eat as much as he used to — and he knew he could thank his roommates, and probably Jacob, for that unintended "benefit". After all, it was around two years ago, when his roommates first decided to start renting him out to help "entertain" the other boys. About six months after that, Alex started having "accidents" and leaving brown stains everywhere he went, thanks to the ruined state of the muscles in his ass.
And, rather than try and pay to have him properly healed, Alex's roommates instead forced him to drink some unknown and odd-smelling alchemical elixir. Alex didn't know, for a certain fact, who made it, but he always assumed it was another creation of Jacob's, since him and Joshua were such big buddies!
Regardless of where they'd gotten the elixir, the end result was one which solved the basic problem that annoyed his roommates — it caused Alex to quit leaving nasty stains everywhere he sat! Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, depending on how one looked at it), it did this by altering Alex's stomach and greatly enhancing the acid in it, allowing him to fully digest whatever he ate. Food went in, it all got digested completely, ergo there was no waste left to come out.
A side "benefit" to this process was the fact that Alex now fully extracted all the nutrients from whatever he ate, resulting in him not needing to eat even half as much as normal. Less food went in, took longer to digest, gave higher nutritional values, and nothing was left to come back out.
All-in-all, it wasn't a bad alteration at all, in Alex's opinion. His poor wallet definitely appreciated the greatly reduced cost whenever he ate out. The only problem, however, in Alex's opinion, was days like today! "Stupid fatso Thorn would probably be able to eat a hundred of these," Alex pouted, pitifully using his fingers to scoop the rest of the think honey glaze out of his plate. "I'd probably burst, if I tried to shove down another."
Sadly, and full of reluctance, Alex slowly pushed himself up from the table he was sitting at. Licking the last vestiges of sticky sweats from between his fingers, Alex slowly wobbled out the cafeteria and headed towards the girl's dorms.
Countless little giggles from the girls working the early morning shift followed lightly in his wake.
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Still pouting and rubbing his bloated stomach, Alex nevertheless carefully checked all his surroundings as soon as he entered into the girl's bathing area. "Empty," he assured himself, smiling slightly as he quickly stripped out of his skirt and top. Kicking them together to form a pile out of the way in the corner of the room, Alex snatched up one of the readily available utility trays, before easing himself down slowly into the gigantic steaming pool that covered most of the room.
"Heavenly," Alex sighed, happily letting himself soak and float in the hot pool. If the school's hot food was enough to make Alex wish he was Thorn, the pool in the girl's dorm was almost enough to make him wish he was truly, fully, a woman!
"It's not fair," Alex pouted, regretting the fact that normally he'd be stuck bathing in the boy's dorm, with the rest of those idiots! "Stupid, stupid, horny jerks!" Grumbling moodily, Alex ducked his head under the water, letting his long hair float out and cascade freely all around him.
Several years back — even before Alex first joined the school — the Blue Heaven Academy received a large grant from the kingdom to help renovate and enrich the learning experience. One of the provisions for them to accept the grant was that a portion of it had to be spent on improvements based upon the student's specifications. The girls, in their infinite wisdom, asked for their baths to be expanded and improved upon, whereas the boys, being the idiots that are boys, simply asked for more training dummies to be placed upon the practice field and for it to be expanded!
"Idiots! All men are stupid, jackass, idiotically horny dumbasses." Not bothering with the fact that he, himself, was born a man, still identified himself as a man, and absolutely had every intent to remove all vestiges of femininity and forever stay a complete and utter man, Alex still felt that they were a gender comprised of total idiots. "They'd have to be," Alex muttered moodily, as he let the steaming warmth slowly soak all throughout his body, "if they couldn't tell that the kingdom's intention was to give them a personal reward! Instead, they were stupid enough to turn around and give their gift back to the school, to spend on something which should've been part of the required teaching and learning expenditures already!"
And the worst part of it, in Alex's opinion, was simply the fact that normally, he'd be stuck over on the other side where they only had showers to quickly use to wash and rinse off under. It was only thanks to the time of morning that it was, and the fact that it was currently the school break and the vast majority of people were gone, that gave Alex the courage to sneak in and indulge in the girl's baths.
And indulge he did!
Floating and soaking in the water was heavenly. The vastly superior assortments of soaps, shampoos, conditioners, and creams was utterly shocking. Brushes, combs, razors, and every sort of grooming tool imaginable were readily available – and even sorted for use! The steaming pool covered a good half of the room, but one whole wall was nothing more than pure silvery mirror with a long bench placed strategically in front of it so one could sit and see themselves as they performed their grooming routines.
Even though he was supposed to meet up with Thorn early this morning, Alex ended up losing himself to the luxuriousness of the room. He soaked for the longest time in the pool. Tried multiple different shampoos and conditioners in his hair, to see which he might like the best. Brushed his long hair a dozen different times, starting with the coarsest brush he could fine, and then gradually working his way down to the finest one available.
"Woah ho ho! I didn't think I'd be finding the great and mighty Lady Alexandra in here this time of morning." Just when Alex was starting to play with some of the various creams and lotions which were available, a girl's voice and laughter interrupted his pamperings and caused his heart to quiver and tense uncontrollably.