"Welcome #489,634! Please fill this form out to begin your new life." What?! H-how... I'm dreaming right?! WHY IS A ROBOT TALKING TO ME!?"
"Sign the form, sir." said the bot getting impatient.
"..." I take the form and read through it.
"Hi Carson! Thank you for choosing to visit! To start your new life by signing the form and we'll create your ideal world. If your wondering when you can return to your world...You can't! Hahaha.
"..." What the fudge.
I sign the form. Trying to think of a plan while doing so.
"Are you ready, #489,634?"
"I think..." I say giving (the robot) him the form.
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Retrieving Answers
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Calculating new life
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Name: Carson
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Downloading Carson's personality
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Looks: Black straight hair, red eyes, skinny, pale skin, black clothes, 180 cm, male
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Downloading complete."
And as I open my eyes trying to block out the calculations the robot said out loud by clogging my ears against my grim palms. I wake up on a soft warm bed. I look around me...but what I see isn't a heaven they spoke of but...My old bedroom.