//Where am I...//(A/N, this is a subconscious or feeling kinda thing not really an active thought//
//Is... Light...//
A bright flash spread through out the black void as a figure was engulfed in it.
***
[First-Person POV]
"Wake up!!"
"Huh!?"
I wake up to someone shouting at me, or did it wake me up?
"Finally"
A hoarse voice said
I looked at the source to see an old grandma, standing on clouds.
'I died didn't?'
"You did" Said the old hag
//Typical//
'What's up with this old hag then...? where's the beautiful busty blonde goddess??'
"I'm not an old hag!"
The voice hurts my ears to be honest...
"Your are here because I need you to do a job"
"What is it?"
"Reincarnate, take a picture of the sky, and do whatever you want after sending me the picture"
'Heh??' I dropped my neck to my shoulder.
"That's it? no demon lord shit??"
"Why would I need you for that? my brother already got a classroom summoned for that, since the younger an isekai'er, the more potential they have. Your 42, and useless"
*Critical Hit, Emotional DAMAGE*
"Now that hurt..." I couldn't deny a word she Said
"Well follow me, you'll get a golden finger since I don't need these three"
'I wonder what kind of retarded nonsense it'll be'
After a while of silent and awkward waking we reach a giant cloud with three capsules.
"Here, choose the one you want" She smiles.
Her disgusting teeth show.
'... Don't think of a comment'
//Disgusting//
I quickly pace my self AWAY from the old witch with dental problems.
'Let's see... Oh, System!'
[Advanced AI system(Learns), shop(No refunds, upcharge 200% and only items master has acquired), stats(Letters), skills(No more then necessary).]
'Sounds sus...'
[Talent acquisition(divided by 10), but also steals the targets bad luck.]
'Fuck that, my luck is already shit'
'And finally...'
[Shop]
...Life sure is fun