Previously on What If A Thief Gets Reincarnated
So I broke the ice and said, 'Can you please explain to me about how Captain Short tempered Lukas knew you'
Blade said, 'it's none of your business '
And started walking away.
I pursued him and said, ' your king orders you to tell him about your past with Captain Lukas'
Blade said ' You are an idiot not a king and I don't take orders from an idiot, I take orders from a king'
I said, ' I am a king, you are the only person in the entire world who says that I am not a king '
Blade stopped, looked at me with a very angry face and said, ' I say that because I have hard facts against which can prove that you are not a king'
I was curious when he said he had hard facts against me, so I said ' please tell me some of your "hard facts" Lord Blade [sarcasm]'
He said 'oh I will surely say, your Dumbness
You are not a king because:
1. You don't do any of your kingly duties.
2. You don't respect your elders.
3. You don't care about your people
4. You don't even care about yourself.
5. You don't know how to dress appropriately.
6. You don't know what being responsible is.
7. You don't know the value of money.
8. You don't pay your advisor properly, he does not even get the amount he needs to survive for a month.
9. You don't know how to solve the economic crisis in your kingdom.
10. You don't use the knowledge which you have properly.
11. You are reckless.
And there are a Gazillion more things, which does not make you a king, if I had to say all of them would take me a millennium'
What a Gazillion more! A Millennium! That's too much of an exaggeration.
I said ' look here not all of these points are true you know
Point no 7 I don't know the value of money because they have different value for money in this world.
Point no 9 I don't use my knowledge because I didn't have an opportunity to use it.
Point no 11. I am not reckless.'
Blade said 'what did you just say that you are not reckless, that is so wrong, your recklessness got you dead'
Well, I thought about it for a moment, what he said is true that's horrifying. Even though I hated to accept it, I am not a king.
I said ' didn't we have this entire conversation just so that I can know about your past, why don't you just say your past'
Blade sighed and said, ' I will tell you my past if you become a proper human'
Proper human, such an interesting phrase, I should search dictionary.
After that, stupid conversation, blade left.
Then I had a message pop up saying
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A little gift to cheer you up.
Quest completed.
Travel to Party town.
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To Be Continued …