What If A Thief Gets Reincarnated.

The police officers were in a rush. People could hear their sirens from any part of the town. The helicopters were searching for someone. Who was it?

BREAKING NEWS

THE NOTORIOUS CRIMINAL MASTERMIND NAMED 'GRUNKLE STAN' [after a character in gravity falls known for his notorious works] HAS BEEN CAPTURED. HE WILL BE HANGED AT 7.AM SHARP IN THE MORNING

Seeing my name in the news was pretty normal for me, oh! I forgot to introduce myself. My name is... I don't have a name. Well, I was born in the slums during a fire that destroyed my home and took my parents with it. I was 1-month-old when that happened; I was raised by a thief named Dimitri. He taught me everything and his profession. Dimitri said that I was perfect for crime, I am a 25-year-old, and I am tall; I have black hair and I have black eyes. I am wanted all around the world for my crimes, if one person sees me they are going to call the police.

I have a great sleight-of-hand I started by stealing food for my slums, then I stole money, I have stolen the lands of many people, scammed them, trampled on many lives.

Well, I have a lot of world records in my name.

I stole the Mona Lisa once and have sold it to the person I stole them from for twice the original rate, pulled off the biggest heist of the century twice (breaking my record), Graff pink diamond, etc.

I was doing most of these things for thrills.

I was super addicted to gambling because you can cheat as much as you want. I was the underworld's greatest star. Not only that, but I was caught by no one, not even once.

Today I tried to rob a simple bank. Why the thrill was not in robbing it, but the aftereffects captured by the police taken to the most secure jail of all time, then death. Well, I am not going to die that easily. The mission I have now is to escape death. I had a plan.

It was 5 am, two hours before my execution, I could have escaped earlier but what's the thrill in it. The guards came to get me checked before my execution. That's when it was not only a thief but also a brilliant inventor; I created my material for my heists; I have a lot of skills on my sleeve. And I was always solo. I never trusted my teammates. I began my escape.

TWO HOURS LATER

I am being hanged. How can a skilled thief like me get into this position, even though my plan was perfect? The answer to that question is …. The police have hired a child prodigy(hate that kid) and have been tracking my moves for a month, and today they knew I would do this, so they caught me.

It is kinda embarrassing for a talented thief like me to be caught by a child. For the record, I was never caught by the police not even once. Now the man over there is going to pull that lever, and I am going to die. My life is over, it's all gone, I hope death will be great.

Where am I, OOO this place is shining, am I in heaven?

I heard a voice that said no dummy you are in a judgment place ', judgment place ?' I questioned.

Is this place where you say where I go, I am going to heaven' I asked that question even though I know that I will go to hell.

The light said you are going to neither hell nor heaven,' what is God crazy. He said you are going to atone for your sins by please enjoy your punishment', uh, AHH I am disappearing. Is this the punishment, nooooo? I am going to be dead forever, no one answered me.

I opened my eyes. Not only that, but I saw two old men looking at my face, saying the king has been awakened'. I am a thief. I am no king. I sat up and saw a room decorated with perfection. I saw a window, it said, "you have been reincarnated. What!