Hearing this, the Elder started kicking him again. "You little shit! Were you planning on waiting a full week again? This is why there aren't any new people! You keep being lazy and send them off to steal wood and when they get caught by the other mountains they get converted over to join their sects."
Feeling wronged, Blade yelled out something that only made it worse. "I was planning on waiting 5 days before going down. But the drink I grabbed made me hallucinate and I slept too long afterwards. Don't blame me, blame the person who was putting drugs in the liquor!"
"You know damn well what was in the drink! The ingredients are labeled on it dumbass. Now stop wasting time, if both of them are gone I will kick you out of our sect and make you join another one."
...
Blade was stunned at what he found at the base of the mountain. There were piles of dirt spread randomly. The only person he saw was Lich who was covered in dirt and mud laying on the ground.
