Submarine, Tank, Underwear, Mei?
"Wait did I forget her?! But I still can remember her face but what does her voice sound like? If her face is still in my memory is she important to me or wait who was I talking about?"
Lich then went into a deep trance like state and continued talking about his paths with a blank face.
Truck, Liqueur, Paper Element, X(Drug), Void Element which is more a black hole, Kombucha, Green Tea, Pants, Iced Coffee, Shovel, Smoothie, Wind Element, Mind Crystal which is a drug you place on your forehead, Pickaxe, Earth Element, Toilet, Oven, Sand Element, Puree, Horchata.
Flesh Element, Tower Shield, Hat, Fire Element, Cannabis, Shoes, Crystal Element, Crane the vehicle, Throne, Mask, Coffin, Chainsaw, Anti Element, 18-Wheeler, Washer, Wood Element, Inhalant, Smelter, Earring, Exp Element, Yogurt Drink, Cosplay, Bone Element, Demon Element.
Chariot, Ball, Train, Ship, Shirt, Gu Element, Tag, Couch, Sound Element, Bike, Anvil, Gauntlet, Soda, Boat, Bed, Root Beer, and Skateboarding.
Lichs body started to move like someone was using him as a puppet, his movements were odd and some points his body would start seizing up and fall. Only to get back up covered in blood and at points he would vomit.
Until he suddenly jumped up and started popping his neck.
"Damn I wanted to wait till the kid got past this stupid Gathering shit but he is taking forever. Lucky for him the rest of these Champions are more useless then him. Even dumb monsters from my time would be done by now with how easy he had it with those coupons."
The one talking with Lich's Body was Travis. The spider from server 0 and who was sealed in the 10000 Leg Coin.
"Finish Quest."
[Server Wide Alert: Finish All G Rank Paths.]
Ignoring most of the other parts of the notification and some of the rewards Lich's body was moved to the corrupt server as the award that was just question marks was just releasing another quest to reaching the SSS.
...
The corrupt server was full of beings that were beyond help or at least for some. They shared qualities of both Champions and NPCs.
Though Travis knew a way to use the corrupt beings to his advantage, but reaching SSS will be cutting it close as Lich's body was failing from all the modifications people done to him.
"I knew something that crazy bastard made wouldn't last long. I mean look at all of these corrupted bastards. They are all like this because of that asshole having some fun."
Going into a building that was hard to tell what it was, Lich's body sat down. Corrupted beings that didn't seem the different or the same came in. Lich's body would toss something to them and they would leave.
[Successful Deal: [ERROR] Was Sold Successfully. [ERROR] Increased.]
As the system couldn't tell what item was sold or shop it was sold in, it came up as an error and no reward was given. However if you just kept doing business a time would come where you got enough errors.
[Congrats! You Helped Enough Customers With Their [ERROR] Needs. [ERROR] Path Advances To E Rank]
Lich's body got up and went to a corrupted vehicle that looked like a bike. However as it moved it started to go through the road like a submarine and went into the road like it was water. Going to a giant hole that was in a mountain, Lich's body rode the bike to a pile outside of the hole.
Grabbing things from the pile and getting thousands of error messages, Lich's Body loading the things behind the bike, oddly enough they didn't drop to the ground but floated in the air. Then riding the bike through solid ground, Lich's body went back to the shop.
Grabbing the things from the back of the bike and bringing them inside and getting more error messages, a new notification came up.
[You Have Collected Enough [ERROR] To Advance Your [ERROR] Path To The D Rank]
Then Lich's body on the bike went back to the portal and went inside. Picking a random rock off the ground, he threw it at the beings that he found in the portal. They all died in one hit and more error notifications sounded off.
Then at one point another notification went off.
[You have Killed Enough [ERROR] for your [ERROR] Path. [ERROR] Advanced To The C Rank]
While walking out more errors and Notifications went off.
[You Have A [ERROR] Shop. [ERROR] Advances To The B Rank]
[You Have Enough [ERROR] Shops Underneath You. [ERROR] Advances To The A Rank]
[As The Number 1 [ERROR] Shop In The Server You Can Advance To The S Rank]
[As The Number 1 [ERROR] Shop In Space Advance to SS Rank]
[As The Peak [ERROR] Of The Server Advance To SSS Server]
A portal opened up and dragged Lich's body into it.
'I am so glad all those idiot humanoids were to scared to even come near the corrupted server! Though I was too until that asshole threw me in when he predicted where I would run. That was when I learn that they can't even do anything to you. He had to be the one to do it to you.'
Going into the portal, Travis was happy about being able to travel with Lich's body. Once they reached into it, he could escape and be at full strength again with nothing holding him back. However a new notification that the inventor of the systems never mention to him when they thought of this plan appeared.
[ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR]
[Opening F Rank Server]
[Fight To Auto Advance To E Rank Beat The First Lich's Best Creation]
'Wait no! The award for getting everything to SSS was to skip straight to the SSS server! Why am I going to the F Rank Server? This body wont last long. Also why does that voice sound...oh I am fucked'
...
The F rank Server was just a nice name to give the Fighting Arena that was thrown together for one on one fights. It is owned by the undefeated First Lich. To decided the winner for the next generation of ownership the Champions of the old owner and the most voted will fight.
Though Travis knew that Lich would normally be sent here, since no one else was close enough to fight Lich and that the creator of the system along with the others of Server 9999 and back voted to make a new F server as it wasn't fair that no one could beat the First Lich.
The one who would take stage as the one to fight, would of been who was on the servers the longest, which should of been Rooster who was to envious of others and wanted to deepen his knowledge. Then the next would be the first of server 10000 to break out of the training, which was also Rooster and he should of chosen who to fight.
But instead of Rooster even being here there was THAT man. The first Lich.
"Oh my poor boy! Look what they did to you. So many foreign influence on my best creation! I set this little thing behind the others back because I knew they would try to harm you, but to this degree?!"
Travis didn't even try to pretend to be Lich to talk to him or do anything. He just accepted that he will die today. His fun was short live, he only served the purpose of abusing a glitch only a few knew. Funny enough, if Lich didn't skip any reading of emails he might of been able to abuse even more glitches...
The first Lich reached Lich's body and placed his finger on his forehead.
"Well luckily I built a lot of fallback plans and other things. Hmm, you seem to have a Travis Spider in your brain. If only he let me catch him, he could of been reborn through you instead of dying in you hahahah!!!"
Blood started to gush out of all Lich's orifices. The blood had a shade of gray to it.
"By the time your reset is finished you will be yourself again, It should fix the memory problems since a little spider isn't chewing on it as a snack now. By the time you get up there should be enough people in line waiting to fight you. Well you can't hear me anyways. But this is the last time I get to see you. The next time we see each other I will just be your Path."
Then the First Lich left. As the room was slowly filling with blood, pieces of spider started to come out too. As the pieces built up, it was enough flesh to form a giant spider which would not be able to fit in Lich's body. It seemed all of the blood and flesh didn't all belong to Lich.
[Seven More Days Until Reset Done]
A system window showed up above Lich for no one to see.