"If it helps you to think of us as gods, maybe you will find us more logical. Though stronger beings are coming over to your world tree. We won't be here physically but it won't hurt us to come and give you some things. If we didn't, you would have to deal with lower quality of support. The whispers I show you are more soothing and calm than others. I know the ones I had to learn from were loud and sounded like nails across a board."
After the teenager left, a woman in underwear appeared. She looked extremely tired and only dropped a few words before leaving. "The underwear you will be able to summon will be the best you have ever worn. Collect more and whatever."
[You have been noted down and written in 'Underwear Summoners Registry'. This will allow you to summon a pair of underwear that fits you perfectly.]