Do you remember the moments when you literally begged your parents to get you a phone, and then they promised to get it for you. Next day you get home from school, full of excitement to meet your soulmate (i.e.your new phone), when you find out that they bought a phone, but, it's of 'THE DINOSAUR AGE', remember the face you made at those times?
....It's the same with me...currently….
Hey, I'm Kate Roberts, and I'm a high school student, I'm ONLY 16, and I brought an 18+ porn DVD at my school. It's currently in my bag and I'm sitting inside our class for the home room, continuously praying that I get home safely somehow.
"Dear god, I believe in you, I know whatever you do, is for some good reason-"
"KATE!! THIS IS THE 5TH TIME I'M CALLING OUT YOUR NAME" Mr. Patrick, the teacher shouted.
"Present sir!" I said, completely unaware of what was going on.
The entire class started laughing and Mr. Patrick said, "The attendance is long over!!! Come here and take your test paper!"
"Sorry sir, but I'm sure it will be the best if you keep it with you." I said.
"Shut up and come here!"
Yeah right! After ALL THIS, I NEED MY TEST RESULT TODAY OUT OF ALL DAYS!!! GOD, PLEASE STOP RUBBING SALT ON THE WOUNDS!!!
I walked down to Mr.Patrick with a dejected face. He handed me the paper and said, "You got 24%."
The class started laughing again.
"It's the highest score of your class." Mr. Patrick said.
SILENCE….....
Everyone just stared at me as I went to my seat.
JESUS CHRIST!!! ANY DAY BUT TODAY!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SCORED THE HIGHEST!!
I sat down on my seat in the mixed emotions of trauma and happiness, you can imagine my expressions. Then, I stared at the ceiling, finding cobwebs or spotting for the tiniest insect present on the Earth, on the walls or on the floor. In short, my entire attention was everywhere except the whiteboard and the teacher.
Before I realized it, it was Mr. Warren's class, the "HISTORY CLASS!"
Everyone hates Mr. Warren, including me, wanna know why? There's a rumor that he's an EX-DELINQUENT! But rumors are just rumors, my reason for hating him is different, you'll soon find out why I hate him.
Mr. Warren entered the class and shouted "GOOD MORNING CLASS!!!"
"Go...od....morn...ning....sir" the class said.
"Okay then, take out page number 65 and we'll continue from where we left the last time!" he said.
Good and now, here it goes...
"...And so, during the french revolution, Napo-Mr Tedson..." he stopped in between and pointed out Johnny Tedson, who was busy with his phone, but, he had placed it on his lap, no way any teacher would have seen it, is what you must be thinking, okay, let's see what happens now....
"Hey, Johnny." A girl beside him, said.
"A-ah! Yes sir?" Johnny said.
"Please switch off your cell phone."
"But sir, I'm not using a cell phone."
"Do you take me for an idiot? Seriously! No one just stares at the crotch and smiles! You want me to confiscate it? You want me to? HUH??!"
"N-No"
"Good, then, switch it off!"
"Un...sir, can you please move over, I can't see the board" a girl said to Mr. Warren.
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??" Mr. Warren said.
"N-No, not at all!"
"Then, shut up!"
"Yes!"
Jeez, I think it's fine now, no one's gonna peep into my bag, so, I'll be fine.
A DVD is no big deal!
Then, Mr. Warren reached my seat and said
"Where's your book?" he said, bringing his face super close to mine.
"Uh...sir,it's at home"
"And what is it doing there?"
"At least it is happier than me."
"HUH? WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"Sir, can you please talk from a distance..." I said bringing my hands between us.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
Oh god! Isn't this sexual harassment? This is turning annoying, fine then, I'm not responsible for my actions from here....
"Sir, your breath stinks, did you eat dog shit in your breakfast today?" I said.
The class started laughing.
"SHUT UP!! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?" He shouted.
"I just said what I was thinking." I said.
"GET OUT!!!"
I picked up my bag and left the classroom. Y'know what, whenever the teacher shouts "GET OUT!" it means, you won the argument. So, be proud of getting out of the class!
Okay, now...where should I go to cut this class? The terrace....or no, I'm sure I'll find that hoe there...then where?
I stopped in the hallway for a moment to think about where I should go.
. . .
Huh? How the hell did I become such an unclaimed material? I literally have nowhere I can go!
....Anyways, let's just go to the bathroom...
I entered the bathroom and there I saw Harry Louverne and BRANDON JOHNSON!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
It would have been better if I had gone to the terrace after all!!!
Un...lemme just ignore them and silently get out....
"Hey, Kate!!" Brandon, that ass (Brandon=that ass) said as he walked out of the bathroom, towards me "What are you doing?"
Okay, he was the last person I wanted to meet today!!!
"What are you doing?" I said.
"What do you do in the bathroom?" he said "Skipping class, of course."
"...Not the normal business?" I said with a weird look on my face.
"Oh yeah! That too." he said with a smile.
"You mean urination?" Harry said, as got out of the bathroom pulling his zipper.
"*laughs* Why do you have to be so scientific at times like these? Just say we were peeing." Brandon said.
"I think...I should leave." I said and turned the other way.
"Don't you wanna use the bathroom?" Brandon said.
"Un...that urge....SUDDENLY DIED!" I said and walked away.
"Wasn't that Kate Roberts of class 1-C? The one who has a terrible personality...Why do you know someone like him?" Harry said.
"He? He surely is cold as ice, but in the right hands, he melts." Brandon said with a smile.
"You surely love to hang out with weird people." Harry said.
"Yes, that's the reason why we're best friends for so long." Brandon said.
"DID YOU JUST CALL ME WEIRD??!!" Harry said.
"I'm going somewhere for a bit." Brandon said as he ran towards the stairs.
"WAIT!!! ARE YOU DITCHING ME? HEY!!!" Harry shouted but Brandon disappeared after a while "Jeez, seriously!"
Brandon ran through the corridors "He must have gone to the terrace." Brandon said as he reached the second floor staircase.
Brandon reached the terrace and slowly opened the door.
"He's not here?" Brandon said to himself. "Ahh! I feel so lame!" Brandon said as he covered his face. "Where are you?" Brandon grabbed the terrace railing and looked at the football field.
"....Wait, I think I know where he'll be!" He said and ran down again.
He rushed towards the laburnum tree, under which Kate was sitting the last time they had a combined class. He found Kate sleeping under the tree shade.
Brandon smiled and said "What is this? *Chuckle* Are you sleeping beauty? And how did a cat get here?"
He then picked up the cat in his arms and sat beside Kate, who was in deep sleep.
Brandon looked at him dreamily, "As I thought, you and your sister don't look alike...you're hundred times better looking than your sister, and a thousand times more pure than anyone I've ever met, ain't I right, kitty-chan~?" he said as he brushed the cat's hair with his hands.
Then he moved his hands towards Kate's face and squeezed his nose. Kate remained still for sometime, then, he got uncomfortable and finally slapped Brandon's hand and rolled to the other side.
"Ha ha....using your bag as a pillow is a nice idea." Brandon said as he picked up Kate's bag.
"Let's play a prank little cat~" Brandon said to the cat. He picked up the cat and stuffed her inside Kate's bag." Hey, it's overflowing with things, looks like I'll have to empty it first." Brandon said. He first took out the cat from Kate's bag and then upturned the bag.
"OH GOD! It's literally stuffed with so much useless stuff-"
Brandon paused as he picked up the DVD and looked at it.
"...How brave, bringing a porn DVD at school, Kate." He said with a smile.
-To be continued