I cry.
It's true.
This novel is actually NOT a novel.
*sobs*
A few days ago, eager to learn more about the art of the Webnovel, I joined the official discord server by Webnovel. To be able to access the server, you had to be verified by the moderators.
You were to paste the link of your novel to a specific channel and the moderators would check to see if you meet the requirements of being an 'author'.
Now, at first, when I pasted my link, it was deleted the day after. I read the rules again to check what was wrong. One of the rules said that the moderators would not verify novels with only one or two chapters. The moderators need to know if you're an active writer or not.
So I wrote a couple more chapters and waited a couple more days, you know. I needed them to know that I was very active and that this web novel crap is something I'm serious about LOL.
This was yesterday. I had pasted the link to the links channel early in the morning. I was excited, you know. I didn't really know anything much about Webnovel and being able to talk to other authors that are WAY MORE experienced seemed cool.
Timeskip lol. It's night time. I checked the discord server and OOOOOOOOOOOO. I GOT A PING AYO AYO AYO? I was excited LMFAO. Too bad, I was only disappointed. Disapppointed in me and in me. 'Twas sad.
Why, you ask.
Well,
here's what they said.
" Please do not post the link to this novel again. Also, you will not be verified with this novel as it isn't actually a novel, it's just you talking about your daily life. A novel has a plot. Webnovel is for fiction, not non-fiction. You also boost your word count by putting author thoughts in the chapters instead of where they belong. Not to mention that you literally discuss your word count in the "novel". This is a spam novel. If you would like to write a blog, there are other websites for that. You may post in this channel again once you've written an actual story rather than a recollection of your days. "
LOL, I KNOW I'M LAZY FOR COPY PASTING IT, BUT I HAVE A LIFE TOO AND I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME TO TYPE IT OUT IN MY OWN WORDS.
Anyways, he's a staff from the actual Webnovel team. So uh.. yeah. I completely agree with him. This isn't a novel and it would never be a novel.
It's just I SAW SOMEONE ELSE DO THIS SO I THOUGHT I CAN DO THE SAME. *cries*
Okay, okay, so this isn't a novel, you know what that means. Right? THAT MEANS A LOT.
Firstly, unless I make another novel (I don't really know about that; you guys know I suck at writing), I'll never be verified in the discord server.
Secondly, I don't think I'll be contracted any time soon (I'm not really sure, but if this isn't a 'novel' then I'm not an 'author'). That means no money for me, BUT THAT'S OKAY. I did this Webnovel thing for the fun of it.
Lastly, there is no lastly. LOL I don't know why I said a lot. There's really only two points.
Okay, so this isn't a novel. I honestly don't care (respectfully). It's okay. People read and like my spam novel and it would be a bummer if I stopped now. I'm gonna grow this crap, not as a novel, but a spam novel. I'll grow this crap as the biggest spam novel there is HAHA. Imagine, my novel becomes, not the most famous novel, but the most famous SPAM novel.
I can't be verified? So be it. Let's go.
I can't be contracted? That's okay.
As long as I can still write my spam novel, everything's good :D
Since this isn't a novel. I can do anything that spam novels do. TIME TO TALK ABOUT WORD COUNT. Bruh, I've only typed seven hundred words so far. I WROTE SO MUCH BY THE WAY. YESTERDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE. I wrote a thousand yesterday (gambling chapter) and nine hundred (shelves broke thingy chapter) the day before. I got carried away lol.
I really hope they don't ban me. PLEASE DON'T BAN ME. I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS ISN'T A NOVEL. GOMENASAI.
Also, if you're wondering about the gambling chapter, I'm publishing that for tomorrow! It just felt like, I should get this chapter published first. I don't know. I felt like it haha. So uh.. yeah.