[Congratulations! Deus S. Zero has become the host of System No. 777, the Tap Idle Tycoon System or 'TITS' for short!]
[Host is still a level 0 system user so the host has limited access to 'TITS'.]
'Who wants full access to tits? Only those perverted bastards!'
'I swear if this sad excuse of a system is as useless as its vulgar name then I'll just kill myself.'
'There is no point in living the reality which can be a dream anyways.'
The young man who is named 'Deus S. Zero' curses the vulgarity of System No. 777's name while drifting in his suicidal thoughts.
[May the host use 'TITS' with skill and bring it to its full potential.]
Deus looks at the system screen in front of him with a sense of helplessness. He doesn't know whether he should just jump out of the window after seeing the 'use TITS with skill'.
...
In another verse outside the Yahweh Universe or namely the Metaverse, a robotic sigh can be heard.
The robotic sigh originated from System No. 777.
"This is all the creator's fault. My reputation has hit rock bottom just because of the naming sense of Systema Kami, the God Of Systems."
"My system number might be lucky, but I am sure my system name ain't that lucky."
"Should I just self-destruct rather than suffer from endless defamation?"
Just like Deus, System No. 777 is also contemplating the thoughts of suicide.
...
'If Gods have something to represent such as light, order, darkness, etcetera, then this system must represent TITS. Now I doubt whether this system can be of use for my revenge.'
If System No.777 have heard of Deus' thoughts, it would have self-destructed without any hesitation.
'I will ignore the vulgar system name for now and focus on discovering its use. But first, I must know of its motives. Even if I am sure that I signed a soul contract with the system after becoming its host, I should at least know the purpose of me being its host.'
'I don't care if I make a deal with the devil as long as I can avenge my girlfriend.'
If Luci or widely known as Lucifer have heard of this, he would be laughing and mocking Deus along the lines of 'a sad excuse of a human doesn't deserve to sign a contract with me' or 'even I wouldn't sign a contract with you. I wouldn't stoop that low even if I am the devil'.
Why would I know? It is because I am multitasking by drinking with the devil and watching over this sad excuse of a human.
If he is a man, he should just sacrifice himself to kill the second-generation young master.
Sigh, I prefer watching Reality's bitch and toyboy than this sad excuse of a human.
What was Reality's bitch called?
Ah, it was Realius Regulus!
"Luci, you have one hell of an alcohol tolerance!"
A voice resounded in hell as two wine glasses clinking together were heard after the voice.
A better yet temporary third person was changed to watch over Deus S. Zero after the incompetent third person got drunk and wasted.
...
"What are your motives, the system who represents TITS?"
[Host, please call me 777 or tycoon instead of TITS.]
"Okay. Tycoon, what are your motives for making me your host?"
Deus asks as he stared at the system screen in front of him. Deus suspects the motives of the system but he doesn't care as long as he can avenge his girlfriend.
[Host, the motives of a system isn't top secret but for some reason, other systems told me that their host is dumb for not suspecting them.]
[There is only one motive of a system and it is the sole reason for our existence.]
"Care to explain?"
Deus looks at the system screen before asking that.
[Gladly.]