Robert studied his reflection in the mirror. His handsome features stared back, and a satisfied nod escaped his lips. Today was the day - his first date with his first girlfriend! The journey to this point had been arduous, filled with the yearning pangs of singledom that threatened to bring tears to his eyes. People often touted his attractiveness, assuming finding a partner would be a breeze. To them, he always offered a terse, "You Know Shit!"
The misconception infuriated him. Did they truly believe his good looks automatically attracted every girl within a ten-mile radius? That was pure fantasy.Even the most stunning girl in his college sported a boyfriend, a perfectly average guy in the looks department.
Well, of course, he looks average compared to me! But the thing is, they are not even childhood friends. They just met for two freaking months and then announced their relationship!!
That pivotal day marked a turning point. Just a pretty face wasn't enough; charm and smooth-talking skills were equally crucial. As his friend had aptly put it, "If I want a beautiful girlfriend, then I have to learn how to please her."
After much practice, he finally got a date! How can he not be emotional?
He took a deep breath, smoothing out the rollercoaster in his chest and replacing it with a confident, charming smile.
The date went well. With his newfound skills, the girl had a good time throughout the day. Robert was satisfied too. Today was a great day; he even got a chance to kiss her!
Just as he was about to send her home, the girl gave him a hint that made him jump with excitement!
They are going to open a room tonight!
That means today he is going to say goodbye to his virgin life!
He booked a room in a high-end hotel, Even though it hurt his wallet he felt it was worth it!
After doing all of the work it was finally time for the main event!
He looked at himself in the mirror And felt nervous and excited.
"Man up, There is no need to be nervous, it's just having sex! There is no need to be nervous about this."
Robert walked out of the washroom with only a towel around his waist!
He saw the girl sitting on the bed with a shy expression.
Hissss!!
I am going to do it!
Just as Robert was preparing to throw himself on her, The lights went off!
Nice assist!
Robert gave a thumbs-up to the girl, It's embarrassing to do it when the lights are on!
It's better to do it in the dark!
Just then something hit his head and his vision went dark!
Even when Robert fainted, his last thought was about which position he should try tonight!
....
"Hiss!" Robert held his head and took in a deep breath. The pain was excruciating.
His head was spinning, and his thoughts were chaotic. They centered around three things: eat, position, and taste. He summed up all his thoughts with these three words.
Rubbing his forehead and shaking his head, Robert finally began to wake up a little. He tried to sit up and opened his eyes, looking around blankly.
"Who am I? Where am I?" he wondered.
As his memories gradually returned, he remembered that he was going to sleep with his girlfriend and say goodbye to his virginity. But he couldn't recall anything after that.
"Where is my girlfriend?" he thought excitedly. Did he eat her and try different positions? That must be it. He raised his hand in excitement, but when he did, he saw a pair of furry paws. He rubbed his eyes to check if he was hallucinating, but then he looked down and saw a chubby belly.
"What the fuck?" Robert stood up, shocked.
"I'm a bear?"
He felt like he was going crazy. It was already difficult to get a girlfriend even with his handsome face, but now he had become a bear. How could beautiful women like him? If he smiled at a girl on the street, it might scare her to death!
"Ah! It hurts, it hurts," Robert suddenly clutched his head as a lot of unfamiliar memories flooded his mind. He realized that this bear had lived in this peak woodland since birth because terrible creatures were living outside the woodland. He was too scared to leave and had been living a miserable life.
Just yesterday, he had wanted to eat something new as he was bored with eating grassroots. He had picked a red fruit from a tree that looked delicious, and after eating it, he had found it truly tasty. But later that night, he had stomach pain, and in the morning, Robert arrived.
As he stood there, dumbfounded, Robert couldn't believe that a bear had died from stomach pain. He didn't even know how to sympathize with the poor creature.
Suddenly, his stomach growled, reminding him that he had to fill it with food. Robert struggled to his feet, wanting to stand upright, but felt a sharp pain in his waist and back.
With a sigh, he crawled out of the cave on all fours. Outside, he found himself surrounded by a dense mountain forest filled with unfamiliar plants, resembling a virgin jungle.
Recalling a fruit tree from his memory, he crawled over and picked a few green fruits to satisfy his hunger. After eating, he made his way to a nearby creek at the foot of the mountain to drink water.
As he drank, Robert's thoughts turned to his current predicament. "Oh, poor me," he thought. "I was going to say goodbye to my virginity, and now I'm stuck here. I wonder if the girl is dead too? If she has found another boyfriend, I'll be green with envy...even after death."
The stream water was like a mirror, but it reflected a black and white hairy face!
Robert blinked, bared his teeth, and shook his head again. The reflection vividly reflected his movements.
Robert raised his paw - it was black!
Looking down at his belly again, it was white!
In the dim cave earlier, there was not much visibility, so Robert didn't even notice the color of his fur!
Only at this moment did he realize that his hair was black and white…
"Fuck, I'm a panda now?"