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Date: September XX, 20XX
To: All Employees
From: Sinclair King, CEO and President of King Industries
Subject: Health Concerns amid the Unnamed Disease
Greetings. In light of the recent developments regarding the unnamed disease, I would like to tell everyone that everything is under control. I understand that the discussion points of the previous meeting last Friday had made everyone worry, but I would like to announce that the board's notion to invade the rights to privacy of all employees of all offices is downright stupid.
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Ainsley held onto his mouth. He was trying to keep his laughter to himself, but he was getting nudged by his friend, who was reading it with him. Apparently, everyone in the office was reacting to the CEO's blatant insult to the board. Those who knew the CEO personally could very well attest that he would indeed speak like this.
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