The city I live in has been rated as the best in the nation for public safety, and I've made an indelible contribution to that, because I got caught...
Countless viewers opened the live broadcast first thing in the morning and the first thing featured on the homepage was a black and white promotional copy. The accompanying image showed a mysterious figure with a black hood over their head and hands bound, strangely familiar to all who saw it.
Viewers were all baffled. Who is this impressive that their arrest is being broadcasted live?
Scrolling down, they saw the disheveled capture team, each member covered in grease, clearly having gone through a fierce struggle.
Holy crap, such a badass criminal? Almost as brave as Master Fang!
There was also a link to a trailer. Clicking on it brought up a video.
This was the program creator's condensed version of yesterday's live content, which was then simultaneously posted to MeTube, the Explore Channel, and Wolf Fang TV.
