Qortella POV
'Man That Hunting Trip Was Really Terrifying, We Almost Died! Those Ruler Leagues Bastard! If It Weren't For Them We Wouldn't Have Gone To The Mall Building And Get More Supplies.
We Had Plentiful Of Food And Good People, But Noooo The Ruler Leagues Just Had To Ruin It! They Could Have Looked For Food Somewhere Else'
*Casually Peeks At The Wounded* Poor People I Wish I Can Just Help Them Defend But I Have Only A Gun With 2 Bullets, A Half-Broken Bat And A Mossberg With No Ammo.
I Wish I Can Just Help Them Kill And Shoot Those Goddamn Walkers and Gorse, But I Just Can't...I Have No Ammo, A Broken Weapon And Barely Any Food To Scrape Off! I Just Can't Help Myself To Feel Guilty For Some Reason.
Eh?
What's This? Is This Ammunition Shop? Hmm It's Probably Like Buy This Box Of 9mm For One Can Of Beans Kind Of Thing.
Probably A Rip Off.
Yeah Definitely....
Ok, I'll Just Check It Out For A Bit And Then Go Back To The Inner Maybe See What Ammo They're Selling.
*Cling Cling*
Hmmm A Door Bell, Haven't Seen Those For A While Now.
"Hello Customer Welcome To The Shell Shop! We Sell Shotgun Shells For Anything! Weapons, Food, Trash, Furniture And Even You're Shit! No I'm Not Kidding, I Will Literally Buy You're Feces For A Shotgun Shell.
Besides It Can Make Fertilizer."
"Wait What? You Will Buy Anything? Like Literally Anything?"
"Yes Sir, We Will Buy Anything In Exchange For The Shotgun Shell."
'I Don't Trust This Guy, I Know My Ways Of People Faking Discount And Get One Free Trick, But The Buy Anything For This One Specific Item? Yea Right He Probably Just Give Me A Part Of The Shell, Alright I'll Play Along.'
"Oh For Sure? Then I Will Sell This Rock For A Shotgun Shell Please, My Good Sir?"
"No Problem Customer, Now Let Me Examine This Rock And See What It's Worth....."
"Huh? You're Seriously Going To Actually Buy The Rock? It's Just A Rock You Can Peel Or Take Of A Random Building! There's No Value In It!"
"What You're Describing Sir Is A Brick, Pipe Part Or Concrete And After Examining The 'Rock' You Gave Me It's A Brick, And The Value Of 1/3 Of Brick Brings About One Shell, Here Is You're Shell Sir."
"Wait What? I Don't Think You're Getting It! That Has No Worth! Why Are You Exchanging A Building Part That's Broken For A Shotgun Shell That Can Shoot D-"
'Wait! Unless This Shell Is Actually Fake And He's Just Trying To Rip Me Off! But Why Would He Take A Brick For A Shell Cover?'
"*cough cough* I Don't Mean To Be Rude But Is There A Gun Range? Because I Want To Verify That This Ammunition Is Real."
"Of Course If You Can Just Follow Me Through The Back."
*After Literally 2 Seconds Later And A Door Opening*
"Here We Are."
"Hot Diggity Damn, Alright Let's See If This 'Shotgun Shell' Works Or Not."
"Actually It Does..."
"What Was That?"
"Just A Rat Making A Sound."
'Ok What The Fuck? This Guy Actually Brought Me To A Real Gun Range?! Isn't This Guy Crazy? Why Would You Let The Customer Verify Your Obviously Fake Merchandise? That's A Ticket For Face Beating.'
And After A Gentle Breeze Came, Qortella Then Readied Himself To Prove This Is A Scam, And Pull The Trigger, Meanwhile Xanders Is Putting On Earmuffs Because Unlike Qortella Xanders Is Smart And Doesn't Get Raised In A World Where People Get Dumber Every Second After Abandoning Reason And Technology Just For Survival Instinct But No Offense, Any NORMAL People Would Have Done The Same.
Anyways Where Were We? Oh Yeah Xanders Is Smart For Putting An Earmuff To Not Get His Hearing Burst Out Of His Ears Meanwhile Qortella Is Dumb.
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