It all started with a lonely GOD who only wished there were others like him and thus he spoke a wife and children for himself into existence (this all happened over the thousands of years humans have existed but most of us were oblivious to happenings in the spirit world). His family would only make themselves known once every 500 years when they would each choose a human to have a child with them. Those children would become the leaders of divine armies.
Hello I'm Senshi Dazai I used to known as Ryan "The Degenerate Weeb" Herzog when I lived in America but that was my past life now I actually live in Japan with my Mom and Dad. My Dad's human my Mom is something else entirely she is the Goddess Amaterasu making me a Demigod. "if only those damn Assholes from my past life could see me now," I think out loud on accident by the way I'm only 9 months old.
"Did you hear something my love," Mom asked Dad as she walked past my cradle.
"A child's voice saying Something about those damn Assholes from someone's past life seeing them now," Dad replied walking into the room.
"Do you think it could have been Senshi?" Mom asks Dad.
"Don't be crazy dear it couldn't be he's only 9 months old," He says in response flinching after he said it as if he said something he shouldn't have.
"Why did you just flinch I might be a goddess but you can call me crazy we're equals in this relationship," Mom says before peking Dad on the cheek.
They both give me kiss then walk to their futon on the ground as the lights shut off and I drift off to sleep.
From what I can tell the apartment we live in only has 3 rooms the kitchen, the bathroom, and the living room; so I'm guessing we aren't the wealthiest people but I feel lucky that I have 2 great parents.
I guess I should tell you who ever is reading this how I came to be a 9 month old baby boy in the first place. I was only 13 when it happened I was in the middle of puberty and was a huge otaku so I bullied a lot. my life ended before it had started when me and my classmate who I thought was my friend were walking home and she pushed me off the sidewalk into the road yelling the words "perverted weeb!!!" and that's when the Truck-kun came and I knew as well as any other otaku what comes after Truck-kun strikes... Hello fantasy world or in my case urban fantasy world.
To be continued.