In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!
Hallway...
Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long, and Jared Shay are sitting in chairs in a Beacon Academy hallway, near a closed door. Taiyang Xiao Long and Qrow Branwen approach them.
"What did you girls do this time with Jared?" Taiyang asked, annoyed.
"I object! They have no witnesses! We were framed!" Yang said, angrily.
"It's society's fault! I'm young and impressionable! Video games made me do it!" Ruby said, panicked.
"Ruby, can't believe you wanted us to do that." Jared said, sadly.
"It was your idea to do a Vine trend." Yang said.
"Um, it was to get the likes." Ruby said, frowning.
Professor Ozpin opens the door and gestures inside the room.
"Let's just get this over with." Taiyang said.
"I'm sure it's not that bad." Qrow said.
Classroom...
Ozpin is sitting behind a desk in a classroom, Taiyang and Qrow are on the other side.
"They did what?!" Taiyang exclaimed.
"The good news is the fire is finally under control, and the cats are expected to regrow most of their fur." Ozpin said.
"Well, you gotta admire their ambition. Just to get likes on Vine." Qrow said.
"Don't encourage them, you know they get this from your side of the family. Especially to drag Jared into it." Taiyang said.
"Whoa whoa whoa, don't try to pin this on me. I'm out there every day busting my butt on secret missions, doing what Jared used to do with UNIT and Torchwood, what do you do all day?" Qrow asked.
"Oh, suddenly you care? You wanna know what I do all day?"
"That's what I'm asking."
"I make a home for this family, especially for Jared, that's what I do all day. And it wouldn't kill you to show a little appreciation."
"I don't have to listen to your crazy." Qrow said, angrily.
"Oh, well, you also don't have to eat my cooking." Taiyang said, annoyed.
"Oh yeah? Well your noodles are overcooked anyway."
"How dare you. I want you out! Get out of my house!" Taiyang said, offended.
Hallway...
"You were right, they were fighting." Ruby said, letting out a sigh.
In the hall, Ruby, Yang, and Jared are listening with unhappy but unsurprised expressions.
"I hate this." Jared said, looking down at the floor.
The door bursts open as Qrow comes through.
"Tell me about it." Yang said, looking at Jared.
"Fine, I will! But I'm taking my drink mixer with me!" Qrow said.
Proceeded by Taiyang marching out of the room with his arms crossed.
"It's a BLENDER! Which my mother gave to ME!" Taiyang said.
"I licked it, it's mine!" Qrow said, offscreen.
"That's not a thing! Stop licking all my stuff!" Taiyang said.
Once they are gone, Ozpin comes to the door.
"Right, well, clearly you three have been punished enough." Ozpin said.
"We are so sorry for their behavior." Ruby said.
"We really are. Those two have been competing the past few weeks." Jared said, grabbing Ruby's hand.
Team RWBY's room...
Sun Wukong is looking through a camera, which is pointing at his feet. He raises it up to bring Blake Belladonna into frame.
"Hey, I'm doing a beauty vlog or whatever. Why am I doing this?" Blake asked.
"For the clicks! Clicks are everything!" Sun said.
"Right. Let's just get this over with." Blake said, holding up an eyelash curler.
"Oh man! What is that! Are you gonna pull out your eyeball? Is that normal? Is that what all girls do?" Sun asked.
"Yes, Sun, all girls pull out their eyeballs to look pretty." Blake said.
"Sick! Girls are so weird. I'm learning so much. Keep going!" Sun said, while Blake holds up a dull gray compact with her emblem on it. "What's that stuff?"
"Dork repellant."
"No way, really? Does it work?"
Blake opens the compact and blows a cloud of powder at Sun, coating the camera lens.
"I can't see anything. Gotta go wash my eyes." Sun said.
Blake wipes the powder off of the camera lens, smiling, "Yeah, it works pretty well."
Vale...
Yang, Weiss Schnee, and Blake are walking down the street. Ruby and Jared joins them, excited.
"Hey guys! You know what's really fun?" Ruby asked.
"Cruising on your motorcycle? Dancing at a shady club all night long? Beating down a room full of bad guys?" Yang asked.
"Loved watching that on YouTube. You were amazing there, Goldilocks." Jared said, happily.
"Thanks. What do you think it is, Weiss?"
"I would say good manners and good posture." Weiss said, her hand on her hip.
"Silence." Blake said.
"No no no, a surprise party! I think Pyrrha's birthday is coming up. Who's with me?" Ruby asked.
"Yeeeaahhh, no." Yang said.
"I agree with Yang. Oh, that felt strange to say." Weiss said, smacking lips.
"Nope. No surprise parties from you, Little Red." Jared said, rolling his eyes.
"Ooooh, but why not?" Ruby asked, looking between Weiss, Blake, Yang, and Jared.
"Ruby, don't take this the wrong way, whenever you throw a surprise party things, eh..." Blake said.
"You're terrible at throwing surprise parties." Weiss said.
"Yeah."
"The part of my family that are good at throwing surprise parties are S.O.N.G. They can also celebrate holidays too." Jared said, smiling.
"Wah, whatchu talkin' bout? How am I bad at throwing surprise parties?" Ruby asked.
Team JNPR's room...
A banner displays 'HaPpY BirThDaY JAUNE' in brightly colored block letters. Below it are Lie Ren, Nora Valkyrie, Jared Shay—who is eating the cake—and Pyrrha. Jaune Arc enters the room and becomes excited, only for Ruby to pop out with a megaphone.
"SURPRISE!" Ruby said, excitedly.
The sound waves send Jaune flying out of the room, accompanied by an electronic feedback sound.
Team RWBY's dorm...
The banner has now been altered, with 'YANG' being painted over 'JAUNE' in all red. Pyrrha and Jaune are standing at a table, with Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Ren, Nora, and Jared standing around a Beowolf shaped cake. Yang kicks the door open.
"Surprise!" Ruby said, happily.
"Surprise!" Everyone else said.
Yang shoots the cake with Ember Celica, splattering the room with purple icing. She continues to punch the cake as Nora attempts to eat what remains of it.
Classroom...
A red box with gold yellow ribbon is sitting on Peter Port's desk.
"Huh-ho! A mysterious gift! No doubt from a secret admirer who's heard tell of my..." Port said.
Port opens the box, and a spring with a sign reading 'YOU'RE OLD!' pops out. He stares at it for a moment, and a large group of people pop up from behind a desk in the background to yell surprise.
"Hrg, my heart! Ooh..." Port said, clutching his chest.
"Surprise!" Ruby said, on megaphone.
Peter Port continues to clutch at his chest with both hands.
"Nope, shutting down." Port said, collapsing to the ground, one leg in the air still twitching.
"Oh my gosh! We killed Professor Port!" Weiss said.
Neptune Vasilias jumps into the air holding his weapon, "Clear!"
Vale...
We return to the street where Yang, Weiss, Blake, and Jared are staring at Ruby.
"I mean, he didn't die...die." Ruby said, sadly.