In a space of pure whiteness, the giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!
Lounge...
Yang Xiao Long, Ruby Rose, Qrow Branwen, and Jared Shay are sitting around a table. Qrow throws a pair of dice onto the table while drinking.
"And that, you three, is what we call rollin' snake eyes." Qrow said, slurping his alcohol.
"Oh, yeah, look at that. They look like little eyes. Oh, cute." Ruby said.
"They do look like eights." Jared said, smiling.
Taiyang Xiao Long and Zwei enter the room.
"Hey guys, what's goin' on? Up top!" Taiyang said, holding his hand up for a high-five, but is left hanging as Qrow groans instead.
"Uncle Qrow is teaching us important life lessons." Ruby said.
"Important life lessons that I've never considered with Jack or River." Jared said, happily.
"What kind of life lessons is he teaching you?" Taiyang asked, concerned.
"You know, like love is for suckers and rules are for fools." Yang said, smiling.
"Wait, what?"
"And never get caught cheating because it's only cheating if you get caught."
"Yup. Comes in handy for exams. And having adventures with the Doctor." Jared said, smirking.
"Qrow, what are you telling my girls and their best friend?" Taiyang asked, gasping.
"It's a harsh world out there, Tai. I'm just teaching them what they need to know." Qrow said.
Qrow, Ruby, Yang, and Jared all share a thumbs-up.
"Uh, I've already taught them everything they need to know. And Jared's parents taught him everything he needs to know. About justice, honor, and maintaining excellent oral hygiene. Great job, guys." Taiyang said.
"It's okay, Dad, you can teach us all the boring stuff and Uncle Qrow can teach us all the cool stuff." Ruby said.
"The cool stuff I never got to do with the Ponds. I love their romance, but it does get pretty old after a while." Jared said, leaning against the wall.
Ruby and Yang's dad goes white-eyed for a beat before protesting.
"But, I'm cool too. I'm a cool dad, right?" Taiyang asked.
Ruby, Yang, and Jared laugh and Qrow smirks, amused with his nieces and the fanboy.
"Good one, dad. Wait, were you serious?" Yang asked.
"He was being serious. God. My dad can be so embarrassing sometimes. Him trying to be hip and cool too. Yours remind me of mine." Jared said, rolling his eyes.
"Right. Yours grew up in the 70s and 80s. That's basically old."
"But I have a tattoo. And sweet cargo shorts. I'm as cool as Jared's dad." Taiyang said, annoyed.
"Yeah, that's adorable. Come on, you three, let's go set off some illegal fireworks." Qrow said.
Qrow leaves, Ruby, Yang, and Jared bouncing behind him. As they disappear offscreen, Zwei barks once and also follows them. Taiyang's jaw drops, offended at even the dog preferring Qrow.
"I can do anything Qrow can do. Bluh bluh bluh, I break all the rules. Ooh, look at my messy hair that I spend an hour every day styling. Hey bartender, give me another drink. It's been two minutes since my last one." Taiyang said, taking a sip of Qrow's drink and spits it out. "It burns."
SSSN dorm room...
Neptune Vasilias is laying on his bed at night, snoring. The door opens slowly, creaking. Creepy music plays as a dark shape enters, zooming by the chair with a rubber ducky, towel and scrub brush on it. A Geist slowly rises up from beside the bed and attempts to scare Neptune, but he doesn't wake up. Sun Wukong walks into the room and wakes up Neptune, causing the Geist to hide by possessing the brush.
"Yo dude, back from the gym. I am sweaty; gonna hop in the shower." Sun said, assembling on the goods from the chair, holding the brush with his tail.
"Sounds good. Why'd you have to wake me up for that? I don't care." Neptune said.
As Sun walks out of the room, the scrub brush trembles, afraid.
Vale...
Ruby, Yang, Qrow, and Jared are walking down the sidewalk.
"And that's why you never tell a cute waitress your real name." Qrow said.
"Makes sense." Jared said, holding Ruby's hand. "Especially if they're blonde. It just means trouble."
Ruby, Yang, and Jared begin to laugh, and a white-eyed Taiyang with a backward cap on his head rides up on a skateboard being pulled by Zwei.
"Dad? Since when do you skateboard?" Yang asked, surprised.
Taiyang blinks and affects a nonchalant attitude, "Psh, I've been skateboarding for years. Guess you haven't noticed since I'm just so chill about it."
A cat meows and Zwei starts barking before charging off.
"Zwei, you can stop now. Zwei! Stop! Whoa!" Taiyang said.
A car horn honks, followed by tires squealing and a crash noise. A tire bounces down the street and Qrow takes a drink from his flask.
Pool...
Yang, Ruby, and Jared are standing next to a swimming pool while Qrow is standing on the diving board. Qrow walks to the end of the board, jumps, and does a swan dive, flapping his hands quickly while he's in the air.
"Hey guys, check this out!" Taiyang said, running up onto the board and slips, causing him to bounce into the air. He manages to flap his hands before falling flat onto the pool's water, which only slowly lets him in. "So...much...hurting."
Club...
Qrow dances and without stopping walks up to a table where Velvet Scarlatina, Yang, Ruby, and Jared stand. Smoothly, Qrow catches the drink Ruby slides over to him and he dances away.
"Hey...who's that weird guy staring at us?" Velvet asked, pointing.
"That's someone..." Jared said, letting out a sigh.
"But who?" Velvet asked.
Taiyang is on the table's other side, doing some basic, unimpressive dance moves, "Yeah, I used to have some pretty sick moves when I was younger. You want me to teach you my sick moves?"
Jared rolls his eyes, Ruby is wincing and Yang, who had faceplanted onto the table in embarrassment, lifts a hand toward Taiyang to decline.
"No, that's okay, Dad." Yang said, sadly.
Taiyang tries to grab his ankle but stumbles and falls over. His daughters rush to him.
"Dad! Are you okay?" Ruby asked, while Taiyang sits up, only his pride hurt. "Why are you acting so weird lately?"
Taiyang: I know how much you girls look up to your uncle Qrow with Jared because he's so cool. I just want you to think that I'm cool, too.
"Well, dads aren't supposed to be cool. They're supposed to be dads. And you're the best dad in the whole world." Ruby said.
"You really mean that?" Taiyang asked.
"Yeah, that's way better than being cool. Now please, stop trying to get yourself killed." Yang said.
"Well, I guess I did alright if I raised girls like you."
"Be like my dad who was a DJ, enjoying life and helping people." Jared said, looking at Taiyang.
"That is a smart move. Maybe I should try that."
Velvet is smiling at the sweet family moment. So is Qrow on her other side.
"Well, my work here is done." Qrow said.
"But you didn't really do anything?" Velvet asked.
"Didn't I, rabbit girl? Didn't I?" Qrow asked, and he starts to stride away.
"My name's Velvet." Velvet said, unimpressed.
"Heh. I don't care."