Outside Clara's home...
"Well, look at the both of you, all happy. Especially you, Doctor. You're never happy. That's usually, Jared. That's rare." Clara said, looking between the Doctor and Jared.
"Do you know what's rarer? Second chances. I never get a second chance, only Jared gets second chances, so what happened this time? Don't even know who to thank." The Doctor said, happily.
"Maybe I should thank the Law of Cycles, Neo-Queen Serenity, or Lady Palutena. One of those three goddesses. I got my second chance with Team RWBY. And my second chance with Clara Oswald." Jared said, smiling.
They get into the Tardis and it dematerialises. The change of camera focus reveals a tangerine in the ivy on her window ledge.
Jared then felt like he got a massive headache the moment he entered the TARDIS console room. Especially, after what he has been through with what happened in Remnant, Series 8 of Doctor Who, and going through the third and fourth seasons of Sherlock.
CAL...
The fanboy opens his eyes and he realizes that he's back in CAL, that virtual world in the 51st century.
"Hi." Charlotte said, looking at Jared. "Are you okay?"
"Why am I here?" Jared asked.
"Because you wanted to be here, darling." River said, walking up to the ally of justice for a hug. "Team RWBY of this world told me that you missed them."
"After everything I've been through, I needed this. Thank you."
Space of pure whiteness..
The giant blocky title and a certain rose emblem drop from the sky to the ground, where the four miniaturized members of Team RWBY pop out from behind it to smile, wave and adopt poses for the audience while an unseen speaker announces the show as: 'RWBY CHIBI'!
Immediately after the title is announced Yang slips, sending the Chibi portion of the title flying. Blake Belladonna lands on Yang Xioa Long's head, perching on her hands and feet like a cat. The rose emblem spins in place a few times before stopping in its original position just in time for Weiss Schnee to land, sitting on top of Ruby Rose, whose eyes have gone white.
"This is so unprofessional." Weiss said. "Especially with that Christmas segment appearing a bit too early."
"You're telling me!" Ruby said, angrily.
Ruby sits, holding Weiss, and Weiss jumps off of Ruby as Ozpin walks into screen holding a megaphone.
"Cut, cut. Ladies, ladies, we have a show to do, what is the problem?" Ozpin asked.
"The problem is Blake sitting on my head!" Yang said.
"I wouldn't be if Yang hadn't knocked everything over." Blake said.
"Pfft."
"Alright, everyone calm down. Accidents happen." Ozpin said.
Ruby stands up, bending over with her hands together and a look of fear, "But, what if it wasn't an accident? What if we're being sabotaged?"
"You mean like some sort of nefarious plot being perpetrated by someone within our very own ranks?" Ozpin asked.
A boom microphone swings down from off camera, smacking Ruby in the back of the head; she is stunned for a moment before shaking her head. The scene zooms out to reveal Mercury Black holding the microphone.
"Sorry about that." Mercury said.
Ruby's expression becomes increasingly paranoid.
"Somebody who pretends to be a friend, but is actually trying to destroy everything we've worked so hard to build?" Ozpin asked.
Loud creaking can be heard overhead and Blake pushes Yang out of the way as Ruby draws Crescent Rose.
"Watch out!" Blake said, worried.
The noise stops and a spotlight falls from the sky, crashing to the ground between Blake and Yang. The camera zooms out once again, showing that Emerald Sustrai is sitting on top of the scaffolding supporting the stage lights.
"Oops. It slipped." Emerald said.
Mercury winks up at Emerald and the camera zooms back in on the original scene.
"Yes! All of that! All of those things you just said!" Ruby said, looking at Ozpin.
Ozpin bursts out laughing, putting the hand holding the megaphone to his chest. Ruby appears mortified and is holding Crescent Rose at her side, with the spike on the end sitting on the ground and the scythe blade facing away from herself.
"Ruby, I'd have to be a pretty incompetent leader if I didn't notice something like that happening right under my nose, don't you think?" Ozpin asked.
"But!" Ruby said.
Ozpin gestures to the side with the megaphone, "Now run along, all of you. Why don't you go play in a forest full of deadly Grimm?"
"Uh...okay." Yang said.
Blake and Yang exit stage right while Weiss exits stage left, dragging Ruby behind her.
Ozpin begins walking to the left, "Such sweet girls, but so naive."
While Ozpin is in front of the Rose emblem, it groans loudly and falls over on top of him. He lets out a single grunt of pain while Cinder Fall, standing behind the emblem with her arm outstretched -having pushed it over- gives an evil grin.
"Hello? Can I get some assistance? This giant rose seems to have fallen on me completely by accident!" Ozpin said.
"Honestly? Sometimes I think it's too easy." Cinder said.
Lounge...
A Compost King board is seen, a spinning circular shadow with two indentations is cast over the table as eerie theremin music plays. The scene is shown to be Nora Valkyrie, Pyrrha Nikos, Jaune Arc, Jared Shay, and Clara Oswald sitting at a table; Pyrrha is using her semblance to hover Akoúo̱ over the board while Jaune makes strange noises with his voice. Nora is watching the scene looking gleeful until Pyrrha sneezes, causing the shield to fall and knock everything off the table.
"Sorry!" Pyrrha said, worried.
Jaune, Nora, Jared, and Clara look shocked for a moment, until Nora leans backwards, crying loudly, and Jaune puts his hands on the side of his head, eyes spinning and teeth chattering. Jared and Clara looked at each other at a loss for words.
"Polarity?" Clara asked, looking at Jared.
"Yup..." Jared said, letting out a sigh.
Courtyard...
Sun Wukong, Neptune Vasilias, Jaune, Yang, Ruby, Nora, Jared, Finana Ryugu, Pomu Rainpuff, Finana Ryugu, Rosemi Lovelock, Petra Gurin, and Selen Tatsuki are all standing in a line at the left side of the screen. Towards the right, Zwei and Penny Polendina are standing side by side. Penny laughs and bows to the other characters.
"Thank you for inviting me to your game of 'dodge the ball then eliminate your enemies with the ball', Ruby and Jared." Penny said, making various poses.
"Penny, we just call it dodgeball. Not as awesome as baseball or soccer." Jared said, crossing his arms.
"Also we're all friends here, not enemies." Ruby said, sadly.
"Of course! I will adjust my targeting parameters!" Penny said, excitedly.
"This isn't good." Finana said, looking down at the ground.
"Penny in the air?" Pomu asked, while Penny put her hand to her temple and her eyes became green crosshairs for a moment.
"I got a bad feeling about this." Jared said.
"Why did you invite us for dodgeball again?" Elira asked.
Yang tips her head to the side, staring suspiciously at Penny.
The camera switches to a frontal view of Sun, Neptune, Jaune, Petra, Selen, and Rosemi.
"They're so gonna get crushed!" Selen said.
"Um..." Petra said, looking at Rosemi.
"Who will get Penny?" Rosemi asked.
"Yeah, my junior detective senses are telling me something's off about her." Neptune said, putting on his fake mustache and points at Penny with one hand.
The camera rapidly pans over to Ruby and Jared who is quick to dismiss Neptune's suspicion.
"Huh? What? Noo...There isn't." Ruby said.
"There isn't anything wrong with Penny. She's completely normal! I promise! Isn't that right, Penny?" Jared asked, looking at Penny.
Ruby strikes a pose with her arms at her sides and head tilted, one eye partially closed. Yang and Nora are giving her funny looks, and Yang is holding a red ball.
"That is correct! I am a normal meat person, just like you." Penny said.
All of the other characters share a concerned look as Penny gives an excited thumbs-up in the background.
"Okay." Sun said.
"Hurry up and pick so we can kick your butt, Jaune." Yang said.
"Don't kick our butts! Please..." Petra said, looking at Yang.
"Sorry not sorry." Finana said.
"Psst, don't pick her." Sun said, looking at Penny.
"Yeah, uh, go for the dog!" Neptune said.
"The dog isn't bad." Rosemi said.
"Zwei is adorable!" Selen said, happily.
"Yeah. That corgi does so much." Petra said.
"You guys, I'm not picking the dog over her. We choose Penny!" Jaune said.
"Ah!" Penny said, skipping over to join the team consisting of Jaune, Neptune, Sun, Petra, Selen, and Rosemi. "I look forward to emotionally bonding with you, teammates!"
"Just TRY not to get in the way." Sun said.
"Don't listen to him, Penny. And don't feel bad if you can't hit anyone right away. It's very hard!" Jaune said.
Penny's eyes become crosshairs and a loud, mechanical sound plays just before she launches the ball she is holding directly at Ruby and Jared; who are sent flying backwards on contact.
"What the?!" Nora exclaimed.
Penny throws a ball, knocking Nora out; followed shortly by Zwei and Pomu with a third throw, and she got Finana with a fourth throw.
"An out!" Pomu said, annoyed.
"Not the face!" Yang said, cowering but is still defeated by Penny's merciless aim.
Jaune, Neptune, Sun, Petra, Selen, and Rosemi stand behind Penny with expressions between confused and terrified.
"Um..." Petra said, at a loss for words.
"What?" Rosemi asked.
"What the?!" Selen exclaimed. "How did she?"
"You mean, like that?" Penny asked, looking at Jaune.
A ball rolls over towards Yang and she places one hand on it, growling with rage.
"Uh, yeah, that was..." Jaune said.
"Awesome!" Sun said.
The scene switches back to Yang, who throws the ball in the air and punches it with Ember Celica, sending it flying so it hits Penny in the head. Penny's head pops off and lands in Jaune's arms.
"Oh my, this is embarrassing." Penny said.
Jaune, Neptune, Sun, Petra, Selen, and Rosemi all scream and run.
"Oh my god, she's not a real person! I had no idea!" Ruby said.
Penny's body catches her head and puts it back on. She strikes a pose and Neptune leans back into the scene, pointing.
"Yeeeaaahhh, definitely something weird about this girl." Neptune said.