Well…
Who would have ever thought I would pick up the phone to the voice that is coming from the other side. For a second, I was not going to as I did not recognize the number coming through. But yet I am, which is debatable if I am strangely happy or extremely annoyed.
So without torturing myself any further, I decide to speak and just remain in silence, "To what do I owe this displeasure?"
There is only but a stuttering that is coming through, then after what seems like a good long minute, there is an answer, "I have a problem, well it was more than, it scared the shit out of me. And I need help."
"What makes you think that I will help you?"
"You know that you are the best, and all I want is a push in the right direction."
I cannot help but burst out in a fit of laughter, "I thought you had that push covered? Now you are knocking on my doorstep?"
"No, Foster, I did not, and yes, very embarrassing I am now phoning you."