[Recorded by ...]
Mic check, mic check.
[Buzzing sounds presist for 5 seconds]
Good, it's working just well then.
My name is Amelia, the newest Guardian Goddess to be working here. Pleasure to meet all of you, or whoever that would be listening to this recording.
This recording is for... well, a prior introduction to me. The reason why I am doing this recording right now and not tomorrow is that, I just want to test out the equipments beforehand. It does look pretty easy to use, luckily that seems to be the exact case as well.
I am unsure of who will be listening to it, because there is a presence here that I could not describe. Fear, would be an overstatement. I don't feel fear, I feel unease in this space. Someone is watching over my shoulder as I speak, yet I cannot say who is watching me. This is an unknown presence, maybe I'll figure it out someday.
I do look forward to working with everyone, although I can't say the same for the rest of them. Tch... Especially The Council, they seem like they are going to hate my guts already before I even walk into their room and greeting them.
Who do these people think they are...
But I do know whoever is listening to this, my actual name is not Amelia. But, refrain from calling me my actual name. Also, don't call me Your Majestic or Lord as well. You can just call me Amelia or Miss Amelia, that's all I really want.
[2 minutes of silence]
I don't think this place will be safe or protected once I work here long enough... There is a major danger in here beyond my imagination, but I would know so much more later. Maybe, just maybe, I'll figure out the secret of this place.
Don't worry, I would never kill any of you here. Well, so long as there isn't a need to.
That's it for my recording, sorry for the tangent. Like I said, I look forward to work with all of you.
... End of recording.