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Like Death's dialogue. The words were tilted and bolded. Pity
It made the entire thing look so much better.
Word Count 1160
Enjoy
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I'm fucked.
HOW!
I turn to my right to see Rion/Ancient One standing there shell-shocked. Trying to form a coherent sentence.
So it isn't just me. Beings like Death shouldn't be able to do this. That's the whole point of Avatars. To act on their behalf in the mortal realm.
"My Lady! I.. Umm.. I deeply apologize for neglecting my duties" Hela quickly kneels down in front of her, panicking like a child getting scolded by their parent
The figure pater her head " It's good to see you, Child. I was only teasing. I'm happy for you. You are finally free from your father's clutches."
Meanwhile in my mindscape
'WHAT THE HELL WARD!! Why is the Shinigami HERE!' Shukaku was panicking hard
'HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW YOU STUPID TANUKI? And that's not the Shinigami. That's LADY DEATH. She's The Shinigami's BOSS!!!"
'THAT'S EVEN WORSE. GET US OUT OF HERE!!! STOP TIME, OPEN A PORTAL AND RUN!!!'
'Are you insane? We are dead if we so much as twitch. We can only hope she leaves after she is done with Hela'
"Hmm What's This?" The ethereal figure turned her attention on me.
' ' We are so dead ' '
"Boy, why do you have my power on you?" She looked at me curiously. Nice she found out about 'Respira'
[A/N Resupira; Spanish for "Breathe", Japanese for "Breath of Death")]
"Yes, I sense it. The aspect of my power you possess is 'Ageing'. Quite strange since I'm pretty sure that power exists in a different world. How did you get it?" She puts some pressure on me. I can feel Death around me.
Fuck. Even if I wanted to run I can't do it because of the Vow I made. That thing has almost outlived its usefulness. I still need it for one last fight.
You know what! I don't give a shit anymore. If those stuck-up insane gods have a problem let them come down and fix this mess.
"I got it by doing a favor to the CEO" I say as calmly as possible
" 'CEO'? Ahhh from 'The Company' I assume. Haven't met those bastards in quite a while." She sounded unhappy about even thinking about them. I'm the same though.
"So you are the new main source of entertainment. They wouldn't have increased the difficulty of this world if you weren't. They are probably betting on you to lose " I twitch a bit at her comment, she has been spot on for everything she has said.
"Of course they are. I wouldn't expect anything else from them"
Well looks like she isn't going to kill me. So that's good.
" Did you get any other abilities related to me? They usually don't stop at one. Never mind I'll check for myself" She pointed her ghostly finger at me and the Elder Wand shot out of me and into her hands.
...
She can open my inventory
...
Of course, she can. Because why not...
"Ahh the Elder Wand. I remember this. My clone in Harry Potter made it once those idiotic brothers insulted it/me."
"How did they insult you?" I never did get the true story. I highly doubt just crossing a river would insult Death
"Hmm oh I'm not mad that they crossed the stupid river. That river was treacherous to pass and all died trying to cross it. So it's natural to try and find a safe way to pass it. But once they crossed it they started insulting me. That they overcame 'Death', That even 'Death' couldn't stop them. I did not like that."
Ahhhh.
Cool.
So they were just idiots. Totally understandable now.
I have killed for less.
"The youngest was smart enough to figure out that he was screwed so he bowed down and asked for a way to evade me. I thought it was amusing so I gave him a piece of my cloak. Just to see what would happen if I left a part of my cloak there"
So she unleashed the Hollows on earth because she was curious and wanted some payback.
"It doesn't really matter, everyone comes to me once they die. Well everyone except Immortal beings. Which are few in numbers. It's quite hard to become immortal. Though just being Immortal means you are ageless. Immortality and Invincibility are 2 different concepts."
True. I could probably be immortal in a few months. But someone can just kill me if they get a good opportunity. All I can do is minimize that risk by getting stronger.
But she does have a point. Everything will die eventually one way or another. All she needs to do is wait. Why would she care about anything else? Death is equal to all.
"Quick question. Is it possible to kill someone like Dormammu?"
That fucker is going to appear soon. So knowing this is important. Wait now that I think about it I haven't been getting any missions/quests. You would think me arriving on Asgard would trigger some. I'll think about this later
"Dormammu? Hmmm, technically it is possible. But not for you. To 'kill' him you would need to kill every galaxy, every planet, and every single person that is within him. Effectively cleanse the whole Dark Dimension."
Yeahhh. No. Too much effort not enough rewards. I'll just copy Strange and create a time loop.
Death then turns her attention back to Hela.
"My dear child. A threat will soon appear here. One that comes to planets only to wipe away half the population. Usually, I would not interfere. But the influx of souls is a pain to deal with. And with you sealed this has been going on for quite a while. The boy next to you will help you. If he doesn't his planet will soon follow and he knows this"
My eyebrow starts twitching. She is using me as free labor. Not that I didn't plan to fight with Hela before. But the way she said it pisses me off
She presses her finger on Helas's forehead.
"Here is the information you need to know. Finish him off and return to your duties as my Avatar"
Hela knees down on one knee. "As you wish my Lady"
"I'll be seeing all of you.. eventually" With that her ethereal figure slowly disappears.
Not if I can help it. Dying is one of the things I don't plan on doing.
'Huuu Thank the Sage. I thought she would never leave. Hey, Ward now that she is gone can I get some new stuff?'
SMACK
I facepalm hearing his words. Why do I even bother with him..
'Yeah, sure, whatever'
"Well, that was an unexpected meeting. But I do believe we have a dinner to get to" She looks at me and smiles.
I can make out her thoughts just from that smile
'Free Labor Acquired'